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With all of Donald Trump’s embarrassing and disastrous scandals and failures, it can be easy to overlook the fact that he’s suffering from advanced end stage dementia. Actually, it’s not easy to overlook that at all. On what planet is the sitting President of the United States being completely senile not the lead story? It’s…

When former Special Counsel Jack Smith testified to Congress this week, one moment got a particular amount of viral attention. After a Republican Senator believed he’d scored himself a gotcha moment by catching Jack Smith in a lie about having attended an Atlanta Hawks game, it turned out the Senator had gotten the Atlanta Hawks…

Leaving? I heard a rumor. This rumor, which is being reported both on television and in articles, says that nervous Republicans are whispering about — leaving? “Senate Republicans weigh whether to keep investing in North Carolina and Georgia races.” Oh my. The plot thickens. “Hard choices.” Reports say Republicans may be forced to make some…

What’s the only thing worse than the President of the United States starting a war for no apparent reason? The President of the United States starting a war for no apparent reason and then failing to win it. Trump’s war against Iran is a total disaster for him and the United States. Now he’s trying…

I was just thinking about the time that Bob Dole, a patriotic World War II combat veteran and longtime Republican Senator, ran for President of the United States back in 1996. Bill Clinton was already almost a lock for reelection, which is how the Republicans ended up with a nominee as non-viable as Bob Dole.…

Here’s the thing about Donald Trump’s time in power. He has tried, as many times as possible, to break the law and do horrible things and get away with them. He has, at times, gotten away with such things. But just as often, and far more importantly, he has often failed to get away with…

What in the world is going on? These words were asked by many. That response was to a weird 24-hour YouTube livestream that came out on Monday. He called it Trump TV. I call it the pitiful gasp of los...

What in the world is going on? These words were asked by many. That response was to a weird 24-hour YouTube livestream that came out on Monday. He called it Trump TV. I call it the pitiful gasp of loser-hood. Trump unveiled this pile of bewildering shit on Monday. Perhaps he really believed people would…

The United States economy is almost completely out of gas thank to Donald Trump’s complete and total lack of familiarity with how economics works. US world relations are in the toilet because Trump has no idea how world relations work. And now it turns out the U.S. military is running low on munitions because Trump…

Donald, “I know you are but what am I?” Trump has evidently been drinking from the stupid pool again. I say this because Trump’s finally decided on his justification to ban the press from the white house. The REASON he came up with is as screwed up as one might expect. The reasoning Trump gave…

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only half of those end up being highly competitive. It’s not just because of things like gerrymandering. Think about it:…

Somewhere over the BLUE rainbow, the murmurs of discontent can be felt and heard by the voting public. The murmurs are coming from inside the House — that House BEING the United States of America, the peoples’ haven — or at least it WAS until Donald John Trump got his smudgy little hands on it.…

The midterms are getting closer and closer. And the odds are very much in our favor. Want to know why? Because we’ve got GOOD candidates and amazing ideas; we need to win to put them into fruition. Bu...

The midterms are getting closer and closer. And the odds are very much in our favor. Want to know why? Because we’ve got GOOD candidates and amazing ideas; we need to win to put them into fruition. But the odds are ever in our favor, and I’ve brought receipts. Let’s take a look at where…

Donald Trump has spent the past two years showing Americans that he’s too senile to understand what the job of President of the United States is supposed to be, and too malignantly narcissistic to care. Trump has wasted his time obsessing over draining reflecting pools and graffitiing his own name onto national landmarks, even while…

Donald Trump, freshly incoherent in Sunday morning,, offered up what might be his most bizarre idea yet — a “top grade military complex.” Oh no. Oh yes. On Sunday morning Trump went on Truth Social, saying that his ARCH in DC will be converted into a “top-grade military complex.” He says the Military ASKED for…

This past summer, current stand up comedy king Nate Bargatze but a huge dent in his own crown when he attended Donald Trump’s highly partisan UFC fight on the White House lawn. Bargatze has since insisted that he only went because he was a huge UFC fan, and that it was not in any way…

Donald Trump has already ruined everything from the U.S. economy to U.S. world relations to the Washington DC reflecting pool, so he might as well keep going, right? In further proof that Trump has zero percent of the cognitive capacity required to understand what’s going on or what he’s supposed to be doing, Trump is…

As the world observed the 25th anniversary of 9/11, Donald Trump did not. Observe it, I mean. As the world stood at attention, treating the day with the solemnity it deserved, Donald Trump did not. Instead — Donald Trump did something else which, in reality and in view of his cognitive decline, should really have…

As the world observed the 25th anniversary of 9/11, Donald Trump did not. Observe it, I mean. As the world stood at attention, treating the day with the solemnity it deserved, Donald Trump did not. In...

Thank you for allowing me to take a few days to myself in order to put myself into the best headspace possible now that we are heading into the crucial stretch of the midterm election cycle. I’ll admit I did spend yesterday watching the first week of the NFL football season. Why is this relevant?…

This week will mark the 25th anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks, and unfortunately Donald Trump is currently holding the office of President of the United States. Even on his best day, Trump would never have been able to do a respectable job of honoring 9/11. We’ve spent decades watching him try to make…

NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers is the poster child for famous people who would be better off never opening their mouth in public. Every time Rodgers speaks, he comes off as more insane. His anti-vaccine conspiracy theories have even gone as far as to cause trouble for politics-free sports network ESPN. Now Rodgers is speaking again,…

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Want to make Donald Trump cry? Just flip the House and Senate. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only half of those end up being highly…

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. The best way to stop Trump is to flip Congress against him – and we’re going to do that. Each election cycle there are 435 Ho...

I’m sure you’ve noticed—because of course you have—Donald Trump’s preoccupation with people’s appearances. Rumor has it (and has for a LONG while) that he hires based on the appearance of interested a...

With Trump’s cooptation of the Republican party complete, this week SCOTUS allowed Trump’s illegal White House ballroom construction to continue. What stood out about the 5-4 ruling was the lone right-wing dissenter, Justice Roberts. While not legally binding, dissent can signal instability in the court’s split opinion, can guide lower-courts, or can urge Congress to…

“More, more, more mooorrrrreeeeeeeeeee.” The words above are what make up Donald Trump’s whole person. More. More of ME! We know Donald Trump is a narcissist. But did you know there are different FORM...

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. There are just over 60 days left until the midterm elections. Let’s send Donald Trump and his party packing. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only…

I’m sure you’ve noticed—because of course you have—Donald Trump’s preoccupation with people’s appearances. Rumor has it (and has for a LONG while) that he hires based on the appearance of interested applicants. AND of course we know when Donnie doesn’t like someone, he immediately zeroes in on their appearance, as the following story confirms. It…

Donald Trump, once known primarily for being a staunch racist and a brazen financial fraudster, is now mostly best known for being pathetic. I’m not saying that because I don’t like him. I’m saying that because he has indeed become, by any objective measure, simply pathetic. The past twenty-four hours have encapsulated that with a…

It’s 9:09 AM. Do you know where YOUR senior senator from Kentucky is? Does his STAFF know? Does ANYONE know? The quest to find out whether Moscow Mitch is ever coming back to the Senate remains ongoin...

It’s 9:09 AM. Do you know where YOUR senior senator from Kentucky is? Does his STAFF know? Does ANYONE know? The quest to find out whether Moscow Mitch is ever coming back to the Senate remains ongoing, with a video of Mitch on the Senate floor shortly before his hospitalization, resurfacing. This video, taken on…

The headlines are now screaming about how the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Donald Trump’s utterly insane plan to all but eliminate mail-in voting in the United States. Trump himself certainly seems to believe that the Supreme Court just ruled in his favor. This would be a devastating blow to our democracy…

Donald Trump has had a rough week for more than one reason – and it’s still only Wednesday. Trump was asked by the media why he cares more about hanging out with a certain assistant and obsessing over a reflecting poll than he does about America’s real problems. Trump’s completely senile answer was, of course,…