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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

oh this is going my back pocket for next time! 😏

Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

take notes pls📝 this is how one presents coffee to a girl on a lazy Sunday. if a girl has to do it herself, she’s gotta do it right ☕️🥰 also first one to comment on the lack of shine on the coffee spoon 🥄 just volunteered 😏

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

there’s a comfort in understanding the rising of the light, the mewing of the buzzard. knowing when what was once thought & sensation is unrecognisable to memory. no more than ash & dust turned & tossed across the expanse upon the breath of the sky, that the light does rise & the buzzard mew.

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5am. the vibe’ll drift, a castaway upon the currents of an endless sea of sound. lil’ too loud, lil’ too low. the sound. thoughts quiet. disturbed only by the bitter sweet warmth of flavour upon the palette. share with me the sacred dark before the rising light.

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the sky is incredible today. if we have a soul, then may it be as the sky🌌 that which exists between the earth & all that is beyond. with all its tones & moods. the the softness & harshness. the light & the dark. an ever unfolding.

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

only the awareness that grey transmutes to grey. the coolness of night greeted by gentle breath of day upon skin. a day that knows not dawn.

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

may have just flashed the poor postman. 😳x2!🫣back to front!😳 it was educational!🫣 note2self: just cos it’s ur off day doesn’t mean 🌍 isn’t gonna turn up in ur front porch. perhaps rethink unpacking last nights dog food delivery in that leopard print half buttoned pj top

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

something beyond blissful about service stops. £1 mini frankfurters🥓 almond magnum🍦chocolate protein bar 🍫 string cheese 🧀 definitely a high maintenance girl!👩🏻‍🌾 🛻 park up with a view🏞️🌄 dogs content in back🐕🐕 radio up🎶 followed by a slow drive the long way home🏡 the stuff dreams r made of! 🥰

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

no time to get to the door for clear view of the lot. but managed to catch the last one coming over the top of the roof. 🚁🚁🚁 note to self📝: u should be cleaning the windows for moments like this! 🪟✨🚁

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

they say it’s a mars/venus thing… 6 mile loop up top Una: Selectively skims headlines📰 Bo: dives deep EVERY article & radio times x2!🤨🗞️ Una: 5 pit stops🧻 Bo: 50 000😳🚽 Una:🏡water, supper, toy🧸 Bo:🏠PEE patrol🤦🏻‍♀️water, supper, PEE patrol AGAIN😲 toy🦴 I swear it’s droplets! He swears it’s necessary 🙄boys!

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

sometimes it’s written in the stars ✨ sometimes in ur cup ♌️ if u can read tea leaves surely it’s possible to read froth… i certainly see a moment of blissful satisfaction in my future 🔮🥰☕️

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

leo ♌️ hehehe trouble definitely trouble 😇

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

who on earth puts 8” deep pockets in denims it’s a cardio workout to paint on?!?!? 🏋🏻‍♀️👖 knee high black leather boots, a little silk & lace, draped cashmere jumper & fabulous in 2.5sec💁🏻‍♀️ a girl’s gotta make a bit of an effort when she’s being fed breakfast afterall🥞 🍳🧇☕️🥓🌇☺️

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

strange night up top. wind’s lazy that cba to go round u so blows mizzle right through u. four layers soaked through. curiously there’s sections the trees catch it; 3 meter plus wide track remain bone dry for a mile or so as u watch it blow over the top of u. The sort of ‘tween worlds weather

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

it’s too early. i don’t approve of adulting this early. clearly memo making me mistress of myself didnt cover job benefits. should’ve applied to be mistress of everything. Oh now that’s an idea! Kindly return me to my bed! Tempt me awake the right way: coffee, breakfast, crisp sunrise. 🌅 🌄🌅

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i wonder how mermaids unfold themselves to greet the dawn.

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

what a lovely to learn & make astronomy more accessible. 🌌📖

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

in the spirit of make it up as u go along…rather pleased & nothing caught fire🔥 😏 though the crunchy bit may or may not have been egg shell😳 still what doesn’t kill, fattens 🤭🧇

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

someone, who can hardly stay upright when barking, may or may not have sassed a runner tonight & was exceptionally please with herself🐕🥴🏃‍♂️ the human at the other end of the lead may or may not have had trouble staying upright for laughing ☺️ the joy of wobbly old dogs is a heart gift 💝

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

once, there was a time when bday presents were things like coffee ☕️, chocolates 🍫, silk, lace👗& leather 👠 now… it’s 500l of kerosene 🪔🔥delivered 3 weeks later on the drop 📉 & vet bill contributions 🧾🧮🐕🐕 oh how gloriously the world 🌍 does turn hehehe

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Dog Desk Animal Action @dogdeskaction.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Bhutan rejected mass dog culling. WHO has now validated it as South-East Asia’s first country to eliminate dog-transmitted human rabies as a public-health problem. Vaccination and sterilisation worked. Culling did not. www.dogdeskanimalaction.co.uk/p/bhu…

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

if moods had flavours to distill; the label would read: hands warmed by cup, offering mellowed & seasoned brew, enough to melt chocolate between finger & thumb. it should be a perfectly acceptable ritual, from autumn to spring, to be drawn back btwn sheets to savour that 1st cup twice

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

oh please! I promise to play nice 😏😇 well i promise at least to try 🤞

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

there’s not enough caffeine ☕️ at present in the universe to make an 8-tailed 4-squeaker fluffy silver bunny🐰the acceptable alarm option at 06:57 on an off day🤨 the mission accomplished, apparently mr early morning 🐕🌅is now off to bed for restorative nap before breakfast 🍳

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

oh lil’ creature of novel delight! in an effort to add a small token of moderation to life, a toe dip🎁into the world of 1cup moka pots.☕️🥰 naturally a suitably pleasing receptacle was required&sort. seasoning has begun but surely the goddess of alchemy wouldn’t objected to my sharing her offering?

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

3x into the sitting room looking for my coffee cup & 25 minutes to get decent! 🤯 drag me back between the sheets & wake me Saturday! serve dessert first pls, coffee, something savoury i think for afters. then tempt me from my kingdom with a feast, a classic film & a skin warmed shirt.🌅

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

pinch 🤏 & a punch 🥊 for the first of month! the amber light that drips with honey stirs sky & leaf 🍂 🍯🌅🌬️🍁🪾

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

working bank holiday mondays: going to bed sober, wkng up w/ a morning after head, rattling bins whole way down gravel to realise u don't need to put them out🥴 this need rethinking!🤔

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

y lay 3phase in 150/200m trench sections, couple the sections together and bury the connection in loops, w/ only 2” post markers? Surely a continuous off drum lay would offer a tidier & lower potential for fault setup?

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

falling asleep on the carpet, unvarnished toes propped on the gently warming radiator is a most underrated indulgence. 🛏️🥱bed time seems a most distant landscape of softly folded sheets & ink painted sky 🌌 though if u offer to do the evenings chores i’d gladly help make a start to cross the distance

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

well that got interestin🌲🌳🪾🌲1st night the forest dropped into dark a lil too quick. almost walkin into something a long lines of less than best intent might’ve helped🤨 lot to be said for the adjustment when they spot the dogs 🐕 🐕 side kickin’ red riding hood.🐺 time for torch again🔦🌌🌓

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

@ruthfcarden.bsky.social 🗃️ what was inside the box 📦 the 24th has moved to the 25th what secrets were written in the bones 🦴 ?

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

a most glorious morn. to rise before the light & savour its unfolding with outstretched limbs & offering of alchemy. good morning world 🌅

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

a garland with which to crown a fairy queen upon an autumn throne of leafed alchemy transforming ambler to gold & gold to ash sparklingly with frost formed jewels

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

one shall be seeking restitution from night for the offence of day that lead to 40kg of fur electing rise me from my slumber before returning to his.🐕 🤨apparently it’s required for one pack member to remain upon sentry duty while the rest slumber. i demand offerings of brewed satisfaction ☕️

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

to unfold one’s waking upon a kingdom fresh sheets, lain by my hand, in a bed of my own, in a house of 4 walls, windows on 3 sides, 2 pairs of wet noses & 1 glorious cuppa! ☕️ such gifts to wake to! good morning world.🌅 i am very much blessed

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

that’s a lil bit more than expected. extremely wet, cold & getting lil clammy & clumsy. Thank goodness for heated car seats🥶 Note to self: the unlined water resistant summer jacket might need swapping for the ol’ faithful waterproof winter is comin! Once shivering stops, home to hot bath!🛁

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

something glorious about town in the small hours of Mondays. Buses & binmen play leapfrog with vomit, sides of beef & hung pig carcasses reflected in broken windows and lost to boarded doors The mouldering top floors of redundant buildings now the playground of once-gods & shadow-beings. Bliss!

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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This has been worrying me greatly since the unexpected Nationwide use of the UK emergency alert system earlier this week Women (or men) suffering any form of domestic abuse who have a hidden phone are extremely vulnerable. Please read this guide Stay safe ❤️ womensaid.org.uk/uk-emergency...

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UK emergency alerts: How to stay safe - Women’s Aid

UK emergency alerts: How to stay safe A nationwide test of the UK’s emergency alert service will take place at 3pm on Sunday 7 September 2025. The alerts will warn you if there’s a danger to life ne...

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

were it not for the fact that one would turn into a tick desiccated cadaver in 0.2sec; i’d lay upon the baked earth, veiled beneath the whispering sea of tinder grasses until the dark seeped into my bones & my soul found rest. i seek the blessing in the scars, life grant that i may know gentleness.

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

if u r of a delicate & sensitive nature look away now 🫣 that moment u realise u haven’t eaten & cba 😁😏🍽️

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

As both a dutiful & attentive, if somewhat stubborn & tempestuous (perhaps) mistress; I fully recognise the rights of the collective 🐕🐾🐕to elect not to venture into the forest first thing 🌲🪾🌲🌅 & submit to the offered warmth of the most sacred brew. ☕️

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

wonder how many women in the UK hiding a safe phone just ran the risk it of being found by an abusive partner? U can usually turn off emergency push alerts at the bottom of ur notification settings. double check following phone version updates as some default this setting back on

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

reasons knitting rox 🧶🤘#98: keeps ur hands occupied when u know u could sort it not just better but faster 😏 but u’re giving the boy half a chance. After all he might learn something😉

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

where does the mermaid find sanctuary in the turbulent currents & storms beneath? if gentleness did not exist with bones of steel & blood of fire, would the ocean offer up a warm soothing embrace of deep rest or cast us out used & wasted upon the cold bleached shore? this will be a chapter year

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If all the moments of living were contained within purposely constructed memory. To withdrawal to the examination of light & curiosity over the savouring of that sacred brew. A cabinet of such wonders in living.

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

🤨 there’s moment i so wish someone’d swoop in, rescue me & make it all ok. 🧞‍♀️✨🧙🏻‍♀️but clearly this girl ended up in a whole different kinda story book📖 🫣 thank goodness for surestops & isolation values!🪛🧰👩🏻‍🔧muddypaw mats, towels, buckets & mop🧹🪣🧽 i’ll just sob quietly into my bucket 🙃 here we go!

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Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

near 11 hours, no alarm, the sacrament of caffeine & cocoa. silent* sabbatical for the soul. bliss. *less the postman arrives early, the hounds of hell await to be unleashed in reclined ease 🤪😉

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