Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 15/10/2026what a few weeks! peel me out my clothes, carry me to bed, enfold me in soft sheets😴 when u r so tired u r shivering but cant bring urself to rise from ur place to crawl into bed. but no rest for the wicked & less for the just hehehe so by which shall u know me?😇😈 dogs 🐕 chores 🧹sleep 🛌 010 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026🤨 oh i can? hehehe is this what passes now days for a boy trying be both uber chilled & nonthreatening in a digital environment while nonchalantly attempting to open a dialogue? 😏 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026🤨 u r so not. u’ll just have to pull the other so they even up 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026points for styling it out w/ confidence! cos i totally didn’t just sacrifice ten minutes of my existence researching folklore & ritual associated w/ teaspoons before getting distracted by the etiquette of teaspoons in 18th century then drifting onto spoon polishing euphemisms 📚📖 100 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026oh this is going my back pocket for next time! 😏 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i didn’t know that about silver teaspoons. is there a folk lore to offer reason y they hold such attention of force? 🧞♀️ know a few who’d swear it was the devil’s doorstep 🤭🙃🧙🏻♀️🏡 010 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026take notes pls📝 this is how one presents coffee to a girl on a lazy Sunday. if a girl has to do it herself, she’s gotta do it right ☕️🥰 also first one to comment on the lack of shine on the coffee spoon 🥄 just volunteered 😏 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026there’s a comfort in understanding the rising of the light, the mewing of the buzzard. knowing when what was once thought & sensation is unrecognisable to memory. no more than ash & dust turned & tossed across the expanse upon the breath of the sky, that the light does rise & the buzzard mew. 121 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 29/09/20265am. the vibe’ll drift, a castaway upon the currents of an endless sea of sound. lil’ too loud, lil’ too low. the sound. thoughts quiet. disturbed only by the bitter sweet warmth of flavour upon the palette. share with me the sacred dark before the rising light. 021 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the sky is incredible today. if we have a soul, then may it be as the sky🌌 that which exists between the earth & all that is beyond. with all its tones & moods. the the softness & harshness. the light & the dark. an ever unfolding. 011 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026only the awareness that grey transmutes to grey. the coolness of night greeted by gentle breath of day upon skin. a day that knows not dawn. 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it is really considered doom scrolling to gaze upon a thing of beauty that crosses the veil of time? 120 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026also, that precise moment in time the gsd was in wearing an over sized long sleeve fleece (don’t ask) & apparently I’ve now got post to collect next door 😶 020 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026went from head inside box ostrich 📦 to upright180 “good morning!” twist. he went from startled rabbit to eyes down, post down. slowly. to discover himself eye lvl with a gsd doing a switch to middle between my knees! door shut…brain…buttons!😳 any volunteers to install a parcel box at the gate? 130 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026may have just flashed the poor postman. 😳x2!🫣back to front!😳 it was educational!🫣 note2self: just cos it’s ur off day doesn’t mean 🌍 isn’t gonna turn up in ur front porch. perhaps rethink unpacking last nights dog food delivery in that leopard print half buttoned pj top 130 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 25/09/2026something beyond blissful about service stops. £1 mini frankfurters🥓 almond magnum🍦chocolate protein bar 🍫 string cheese 🧀 definitely a high maintenance girl!👩🏻🌾 🛻 park up with a view🏞️🌄 dogs content in back🐕🐕 radio up🎶 followed by a slow drive the long way home🏡 the stuff dreams r made of! 🥰 010 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it has a curious feel, a mix between Millais’s Ophelia & a sense of gentle almost hypnotic contemplation conjured by the movement of the water. the stillness has movement & moving thoughts know stillness 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026no time to get to the door for clear view of the lot. but managed to catch the last one coming over the top of the roof. 🚁🚁🚁 note to self📝: u should be cleaning the windows for moments like this! 🪟✨🚁 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 23/09/2026they say it’s a mars/venus thing… 6 mile loop up top Una: Selectively skims headlines📰 Bo: dives deep EVERY article & radio times x2!🤨🗞️ Una: 5 pit stops🧻 Bo: 50 000😳🚽 Una:🏡water, supper, toy🧸 Bo:🏠PEE patrol🤦🏻♀️water, supper, PEE patrol AGAIN😲 toy🦴 I swear it’s droplets! He swears it’s necessary 🙄boys! 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sometimes it’s written in the stars ✨ sometimes in ur cup ♌️ if u can read tea leaves surely it’s possible to read froth… i certainly see a moment of blissful satisfaction in my future 🔮🥰☕️ 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 21/09/2026leo ♌️ hehehe trouble definitely trouble 😇 010 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Thank you for your service Sir. May your rest know ease. Thoughts with your family, friends & all who know & love you. 010 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 21/09/2026good morning 🌅 coffee please, warm milk. curiously, since it’s a work day the dogs refuse to rise from their beds. Sunday? 05:52 🤨 squeaky toy chase round the landing. I was not the one chasing 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 20/09/2026yes but nothing wakes one up at some ungodly hour on Sunday morning clocking a name ur brain knows while doom scrolling. Especially when it’s click bait. u r almost as famous now as ur cats! 🐈⬛ 🐈🐈⬛ 020 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@ruthfcarden.bsky.social that’s ur name🕵🏻♀️ in there! 📝👩🏻💻 141 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just read u in an article! 😲🙇🏻♀️ it’s so cool! i have to reread with caffeine to absorb all the info 131 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 19/09/2026who on earth puts 8” deep pockets in denims it’s a cardio workout to paint on?!?!? 🏋🏻♀️👖 knee high black leather boots, a little silk & lace, draped cashmere jumper & fabulous in 2.5sec💁🏻♀️ a girl’s gotta make a bit of an effort when she’s being fed breakfast afterall🥞 🍳🧇☕️🥓🌇☺️ 010 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026strange night up top. wind’s lazy that cba to go round u so blows mizzle right through u. four layers soaked through. curiously there’s sections the trees catch it; 3 meter plus wide track remain bone dry for a mile or so as u watch it blow over the top of u. The sort of ‘tween worlds weather 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026it’s too early. i don’t approve of adulting this early. clearly memo making me mistress of myself didnt cover job benefits. should’ve applied to be mistress of everything. Oh now that’s an idea! Kindly return me to my bed! Tempt me awake the right way: coffee, breakfast, crisp sunrise. 🌅 🌄🌅 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026it sounds like one of those turn lemon to lemonade moments in life where the unexpected conversations make the night. clouds r like words they exist in the moment the influence is endless and their transformation unending 010 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 14/09/2026there’s something quite pleasing about the frustration of the cloud’s presence. reminds us we exist within rather than just observe 110 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the light gives them an apricot-pink blush that feels like the dying light of summer. She’s rather a statement 010 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026glorious! may biscuits sustain suitable structural integrity & fingers remain unscolded ☺️ 010 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i wonder how mermaids unfold themselves to greet the dawn. 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026rest easy. it looks excellent. I’m hopeful there was an appropriate caffeinated beverage involved at some point 110 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026what a lovely to learn & make astronomy more accessible. 🌌📖 010 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 12/09/2026in the spirit of make it up as u go along…rather pleased & nothing caught fire🔥 😏 though the crunchy bit may or may not have been egg shell😳 still what doesn’t kill, fattens 🤭🧇 010 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026someone, who can hardly stay upright when barking, may or may not have sassed a runner tonight & was exceptionally please with herself🐕🥴🏃♂️ the human at the other end of the lead may or may not have had trouble staying upright for laughing ☺️ the joy of wobbly old dogs is a heart gift 💝 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026this caused ur barrow feet to come to mind archaeology.org/issues/onlin...archaeology.orgTwo Left Feet in Prehistoric Scandinavia - Archaeology MagazineThe ancient people of southern Sweden and Norway may have used rock carvings to symbolize […] 030 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026once, there was a time when bday presents were things like coffee ☕️, chocolates 🍫, silk, lace👗& leather 👠 now… it’s 500l of kerosene 🪔🔥delivered 3 weeks later on the drop 📉 & vet bill contributions 🧾🧮🐕🐕 oh how gloriously the world 🌍 does turn hehehe 010 0
Reposted by Sylvie, not just a farm girlDog Desk Animal Action @dogdeskaction.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bhutan rejected mass dog culling. WHO has now validated it as South-East Asia’s first country to eliminate dog-transmitted human rabies as a public-health problem. Vaccination and sterilisation worked. Culling did not. www.dogdeskanimalaction.co.uk/p/bhu… 13116 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 07/09/2026perspective changes everything 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 06/09/2026if moods had flavours to distill; the label would read: hands warmed by cup, offering mellowed & seasoned brew, enough to melt chocolate between finger & thumb. it should be a perfectly acceptable ritual, from autumn to spring, to be drawn back btwn sheets to savour that 1st cup twice 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 05/09/2026oh please! I promise to play nice 😏😇 well i promise at least to try 🤞 000 0
Sylvie, not just a farm girl @cottage-pilates.bsky.social · 05/09/2026there’s not enough caffeine ☕️ at present in the universe to make an 8-tailed 4-squeaker fluffy silver bunny🐰the acceptable alarm option at 06:57 on an off day🤨 the mission accomplished, apparently mr early morning 🐕🌅is now off to bed for restorative nap before breakfast 🍳 000 0