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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈

@cosmicabuse.bsky.social
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33 | Undercover furry | Dev |🔞| Playing everything with a gamecube controller | Sometimes french | icon ‪@daxydraws.bsky.social‬

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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 9h
Those are not metrics you should look at for this. I think Claude told them it was good metrics to check. I personally would check the human feeling about the new UI, if navigating it is better or still awful, achievements? Chat? Remote play things? Connectivity in household (moonlight stuff)?
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 16h
@sylvq.in franchement une croix je dis petit joueur.
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like come on, how is this useful in any way Just drop this and idk use that money on people who need it, you'll see it feels better than increasing your fraudulent marketing values by 0.00001% or w/e
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YouTube now makes automatic chapters on videos, even super old (10+ years ago) and like If I could go there at youtube talk to the guy who had this idea, I'd be VERY verbal at how bad it fucking sucks. What is the goal? Why spend money on a feature that shit and useless?
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YouTubers should stop calling for subscribing, it doesn't work anymore. In my terminally online life, I've subscribed to channels that I don't watch anymore/pollute my subscription feed, so I check recommendations. Recommendations only show me stuff I'm not subscribed to.
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Brendan Blaber @brendanblaber.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
trust
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Silver Chorizo
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why is there a new Metroid suddenly what
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Honestly if you haven't played Cairn you should, it's a great experience
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*Nintendo direct narrator voice* You can insert your finger in your own ass in this new game to unlock various secrets!
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
DLSS16 480p monster hunter let's go (no)
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 05/02/2026
i hate the nintendo direct narrator i hate the nintendo direct narrator i hate the nintendo direct narrator i hate the nintendo direct narrator i hate the nintendo direct narrator i hate the nintendo direct narrator i hate the nintendo direct narrator i hate the nintendo direct narrator
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CheeseGX @cheesegx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NO IT JUST FUCKING HIT ME
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The importance of UI or "how to detect a cash grab"
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If anyone's interested, big 1800 player Archipelago randomizer in like 50 minutes! I'll be doing OoT as usual, but this time with wolf link cause he's very cutely made. Probably mostly french speak, but obviously can read/talk english. twitch.tv/cosmicabuse www.youtube.com/@Cosmicabuse
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
New fren acquired
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ouch
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Finished Sephiria with a friend, what a banger of a rogue lite Highly advise anyone who likes the genre to just try it out, it's amazing in every way
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Metroid Fusion but Adam talks like chatgpt "You're absolutely right, Samus, and that situation was my bad."
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We're getting closer to something 👁️🫦👁️
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
King's Field 4 randomizer dev is going well, I honestly only need logic things so... Gonna have to replay basically everything to see what item is gated behind what key or trigger, implement the logic, test a bit - mostly via spoiler logs, and it's good to go. Maybe randomize the shops if I can
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Youtube recommendations suck so bad :/
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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache
a painting of Sif from Dark Souls, a good pup
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Music for the night youtu.be/uKIfj33bLh8
youtu.be
King's Field IV Track - Mansion Of Howling Winds
YouTube video by The Legendary Archaeologist Of The Lost Music
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
By the way when it's done and I have some logic baked in... If you're interested in testing it... Wink wink. @lobosjr.org
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Spent the last 2 days reverse engineering King's Field 4 so I could make a randomizer and more. Modding a PS2 ISO is ANNOYING. No logic randomizer finally works. I found super cool stuff like config files devs used to test high level characters, with their names in it and stuff.
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Happy WerePSPS Wednesday 🐯✨ (Full on patreon)
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Gary Anderson @langdoggydog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Me fr
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
There's a 4th one ?
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Nintendo direct really needs to stop with the guy's voiceover, it's soooooooooooo cringe
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Exactly what I keep saying. AI cannot be cheap, it costs at leaaaast 1000x the cost for a subscription on any platform. You gotta pay what it costs, you can't use debt everywhere. It doesn't work like that, company or no.
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Also WOLVES
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Just saw you and your gang @otter.gg
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Ancient Trans Trender Nicole @transitivenicole.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Okay I had to try the manga about a risk adverse guy who has a bear appear and do house chores to his absolute terror.
Manga of Kuma Gurashi showing business man standing in apartment with a giant realistic bearMan tries to stay calm while giant bear looks over him. He sweats profusely and spills drink with his tremblingHim thinking manga made him expect a cute stylized bear but not the giant realistic bear he seesPanel of bear washing dishes with main character thinking "My battle with that giant bear... Has only just begun!"
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very big ant | commissions closed @sixfoot-ant.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Older speedpaint for @lostbluejay.bsky.social ! Thank you again
An enormous black werewolf crouches to nuzzle a young woman.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Picky Eater - Gator Days
Picky Eater - Gator Days

Characters

Young August - Alligator - August when he was around Gustopher's age. Picky about food

May - August's mother who just wants him to eat.

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable child who loves making friends. August's son.

Transcript

Panel 1

Narration: Long ago.

A younger August is at the dinner table and hesitant to eat. His mother is fed up with his behavior.

Young August: This looks gross.

May: I hope someday you have a kid as picky as you.

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Narration: Present day

An adult August is having dinner with his son. He has corn on his plate along with some round meat colored item that is possibly meat. We will probably never know for sure. Gustopher is holding a bottle of mayonnaise that has "Real Egg" written on it and a hot sauce bottle that appropriately says "HOT".

Gustopher: I'm putting mayonnaise and hot sauce on my corn!

August: Okay.

This is not something August would do with his corn but he guesses it's a pretty normal.

Panel 3

Gustopher now holds a can of sardines and a jam jar. Gustopher is partially covering the jar but "SPACE JA" can be seen on the label. Clearly, this must be "SPACEY JAN" brand jam and not a reference to movie where cartoon animals play basketball.

Gustopher: And sardines! And jam!

August: You have to eat that.

Gustopher: I will!

Panel 4

Gustopher holds out a spoon towards August. It has corn, mayo, hot sauce, sardine, and jam all in one spoonful. August's face is filled with concern.

Gustopher: It tastes so weird! Try it!

August thinks back to his mother having wished that he would have a child as picky as him. He wishes that were the case.

August (thinking): This is worse.
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𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 06/04/2026
fucked up broken bluesky feed with VIBES CODED in Dark Souls III death screen font
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@bsky.app really hope this outage was/is because your devs are using AI to code. Should show you it sucks and is not reliable if you prefer it by example.
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The fact that hardware prices go up will screw GTA 6 over and I wonder how much rockstar is caring about this
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Valdihr @valdihr.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Daddy Hrothgar 😳
Anime style portrait of a Hrothgar character from Final Fantasy XIV winking and smiling.
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Slayer Spectre @slayer-spectre.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Derek Lieu - Game Trailer Editor @derek-lieu.com · 23/03/2026
Any use of genAI always reads to me like: “We just used a little bit of shit in our cake because we couldn’t afford chocolate.”
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Slay the spire 2 in coop with 2 players is absolutely broken right now, completely stuck on Ascension 9 with a friend, tried a ton of strats, can't get past act 1... Enemies have WAY too much HP and shields, fights are long but can't be long (since they buff too much too), idk. Needs buffsssss
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Naikuma (COMMISSIONS CLOSED 3/3) @naikumaart.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Dancing in the dark Commission for @wynterwoof.bsky.social
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
why the hell would i use DLSS5 when i could literally just do this instead
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 17/03/2026
(via mastodon.social/@tpaau17db/1...)
DLSS 5 On vs DLSS 5 Off meme. The "Off" side shows two RAM sticks priced at $99, the other side show same RAM sticks but priced at $700.
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gray @graysheartart.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
gummigoo i miss you..
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Cosmic 🏳️‍🌈 @cosmicabuse.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
nvidia sucks
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