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he/she/it ✦ mid 20s, 18+ nsfw ✦ nΘnhumΔn ⓋegⒶanarchist ✦ tiplerian resurrectionist ✦ enjoyer of parrots stochastic and avian ✦ Freak.

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 7h
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 15h
Senate Republicans adding parts of the Save America Act into the bill should be in ALL the headlines, but of course it's not.
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 4h
OH MY GOSHHH
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nalos 💫🐦‍🔥 🔜 AqF (?), MFF @nalos.bitch.space · 4h
these are my first pics in the fursuit, just arrived today. so so so stoked ^v^
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nalos 💫🐦‍🔥 🔜 AqF (?), MFF @nalos.bitch.space · 5h
me n strubby
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 4h
it's back up for me now
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it's back up now!
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sweet, frilly nonsense @meltyautumn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got the go-ahead to post the full version :) 👽✨THERE WILL BE SIGNS - a TF Comic made specifically for @inneranimalmag.bsky.social Issue #2!! "A girl named Katsi tracks slow, strange changes to her body after she starts a relationship with an alien!" cw: ear-fucking, penetration, slobber, sweat
A comic page, where a dark-skinned girl named Katsi sits at her messy computer desk and starts a diary entry. Empty soda cans and ramen cups sit on top of stacked CRT computer montiors.

A large cutaway shows her having sex with a slender, mutli-limbed, gossamer-white salamander alien. The alien's thick tongue is penetrating Katsi's ear, and bursting out her OTHER ear with wet squeltches. The alien's thin and flexible tail is stuffed deep in Katsi's butthole. Katsi drools happily, one eye half-closed.

Text explains that the alien ("Gala") has been studying humans in secret, and that they're "researching" each other right now. A small panel shows the two of them naked, smiling, with cups of steaming tea, sharing a demure kiss.

The last panel states "However... it appears to be having some... effects." There is a close-up of Katsi's mouth, with her tongue having bifurcated into two glowing white tentacles.Several additional diary entries--all dated weeks apart--detail additional transformations to Katsi's body.

Her sweat and saliva have both been replaced by milk that has an odd property: it changes flavor based on what she's thinking about at the time.

She's gained the ability to SEE wi-fi, but she can't turn it off, and it makes it very hard to sleep.

Her digestive system has simplified into a kind of straight, squishy tube. She mentions something Gala told her: Gala's fluids are causing encoding errors in Katsi's RNA. "Like a Unicode character getting an extra bit flipped on, and suddenly mapping to something unexpected."A final comic page, where Gala and Katsi are sitting in Katsi's bedroom. Gala is running a scan on Katsi's lower back, and points out that her Appendix is now producing a short-throw force field. Her organ seems to think her vertebrae need protection from small-caliber plasma rifles. Katsi is shocked.

Gala says "Not a gift from my species I'm afraid", to which Katsi pauses, closing her eyes and quietly musing "But a gift nonetheless".

Gala stares at the human girl in awe, before slurping her tongue across her face with a smile. Katsi giggles and meekly tries to bat away the alien hands cupping her cheeks. "How about a few more changes, then?" Gala says. Katsi begins to feel her hand warp--the matter flowing like water.

She thinks "To be loved is to be changed."

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sweet, frilly nonsense @meltyautumn.bsky.social · 5h
HAPPY #SKUNKTEMBER 🦨✨ I take you back to Hannah's world! tall tables and no ramps or stairs? What's an uplifted girl to do...
a drawing of a little quadrupedal skunk girl in a qipao, being lifted up by a human woman in a dress. They're at a party.

"you're sure getting picked up isn't like... belittling? Undiginified? for you?" the human asks.

"Throwin' a house party with zero quadrupedal accomodations. Now THAT'S undignified. Now set down on the canapes table, please."
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Time Spinner @spinny.bsky.social · 5h
"Private servers illegal" adults must be prevented from congregating, coding, or socializing to Protect The Kids.
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 9h
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pushfreight/tyeagg @pushfreight.bsky.social · 15h
figuring out the design style for the spaceships of saturn
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 12h
A spicy lizard adoptable is up on Vgen! vgen.co/KaijuFluffs/...
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 6h
as we all know from the boston bombing, when we start investigating the relatives of criminals, Things Can Only Good Happen
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 6h
I do not feel even slightly good about doxing people because they happen to be related to a criminal
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 6h
Alito's holding in Glossip was literally that it is legal for the state to torture people to death in direct violation of the Constitution unless the defendant could identify a more humane execution method. Sadistic and illogical even by his dismal standards, and this is the result
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Jay Eaton @jayeatonart.bsky.social · 9h
This week on #RunawaytotheStars: Imagine an 80km rollercoaster ascent, then a cable descends from the sky and yoinks you off the rails. Catch up: runawaytothestars.com Read ahead: patreon.com/jayrockin
A fleet of vehicles depart from the glowing airlock chamber of the recycling plant and head towards the Runaway, which is stationed on the rails outside with a towering delicate-materials hitch attached to the jack sled it sits on, and a construction elevator positioned outside its docking ring.  A suited Talita is shown handing off pressurized canisters of luggage from the construction elevator to Gillie and Idrisah, who are standing inside the airlock of the Runaway.  Inside the airlock, the sweaty trio take off their helmets and enjoy the cool air blasting from the air pumps. Gillie's hair and Talita's mane are rumpled and wet and flattened from being in the helmets. Talita stretches her arm and jaw as Idrisah signs thanks to her for doing so much heavy lifting. On the wall panel displays, Bip waves to them and prints the word "WELCOME!"  The lifting isn't done yet, though, as the trio pack their belongings into the cargo bay. Luggage is held to the floor, walls, and ceiling with thick adjustable straps, then covered with netting. Talita brings in cargo while Gillie and Idrisah tighten straps.  Finally, the three follow Bip's directions into a room of the third floor. They point down from the third floor ceiling and print the words "LAUNCH BEDS." They carefully climb down the ladder through the door of the sideways room.Gillie, Idrisah, and Talita all lie down in cushioned launch beds that are positioned flat against the interior outer wall of the ship, and buckle their seatbelts. Bip's icon lounges on the wall next to them, as if also lying down. The floor of the room (currently a vertical wall at their feet) displays a countdown of 25 minutes and 32 seconds.   The launch procedure begins, described in steps: 1. Dispatches on ground rail: the sled with the Runaway travels away from the recycling plant along the outside of the berm wall. 2. Transfers to access rail: the sled switches rails onto a path that takes it around the far edge of the berm, and into the interior loop. 3. Merges onto loop rail: the sled switches tracks onto the looped end of the launch highway. 4. Passes through magnetic bearing housing: the sled rounds the loop track along the inside of the berm and passes through one of the trapezoidal buildings powering the rotors of the launch loop. 5. Approaches loop ascent: the sled heads out straight towards the climb. 6. Ascends launch loop: the sled climbs the 80 km tall rail, the ground beneath it falling away to an inky black sky with stars.  Direct message log:  Calcery: Hey Talita, I hope you're doing well.The sled accelerates to match velocity with the skyhook. Dirtball's surface is 80km below the Runaway from where it rides on the maglev rail, soon to be further.   7. Skyhook baskets lock on the target: the three basket ends descend from above, their RCS flaring to move them into position  8. Baskets grapple hitch: the baskets tighten and lock onto the 3 hitch hooks on the support structure  9. Sled disengages launch loop rail: the sled is pulled upwards off the launch loop rails by the long cable of the skyhook.  Inside the habitat module, the transition from mild lateral acceleration to stronger centrifugal acceleration is felt, pressing the passengers flat on their backs against the wall. Talita grimaces in discomfort. Idrisah grimaces in resigned anxiety. Gillie grins in delight. Bip flattens their avatar and has it grip the wall and bug out its eyes in perspective, as if it to is being squished by the centrifugal force.  Direct message log:  Calcery: Sorry it took me so long to message you.  Calcery: We had connectivity issues with the galactic internet for a while after setting my servers back up.
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Caity!! (comms CLOSED) @caitysecret.bsky.social · 13h
Cozy Vyper lines to fall asleep to #deadlock
Sketch page of Vyper from deadlock depicting various new and old conversations. Clockwise they are: a chibi little Vyper with a kiss on her forehead. Vyper and Silver annoyed and simultaneously saying, “oh my god, it’s you.”.
Vyper running with REM on her back like a horsey ride, he’s pointing forward excitedly.
Doorman laughing at Vyper’s threat to rob the Baroness, Vyper is freaked out by his reaction. And finally, Vyper throwing her little tantrum when Infernus says he won’t be going sicko mode, she’s shaking her fists and saying, “i don’t want a better man, I want a crazy ass firebug!”
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 13h
their end vision of the world, and it is the end of the world where they see us, is basically one large fascist military state that is mowing the grass at the border which itself is a semi-occupied state to constantly extract human life for capital. there's not a subtext, they're just saying it.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 13h
I know we're all tired of the "they just said it out loud" shtick but it feels noteworthy that the secretary of defense is articulating the Garrison State as an explicit objective of the American christian fascist project.
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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lemon poopyseed @lemonpoopyseed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did a lil piece for @skippylynn.bsky.social who I am so thankful I’m able to call a good friend of mine! 💙💚
An illustration of a teal kelpiecorn wading through a green swamp.
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 10h
This is a common pattern with antis. They don't even use the technology and then condescendingly lecture you like they're the actual expert.
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Playboy @playboy.com · 12h
Seven men have been accused of raping a woman at Cornell University in 2024. South Park writer Toby Morton speaks to Playboy about why he made the viral "Cornell 7" website where he's publishing “names, photographs, documents, messages, and other information related to the case."
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Meet The "South Park" Writer Behind the Viral "Cornell 7" Website
Cornell University has been the subject of innumerable headlines this week, as an anonymous woman’s lawsuit against the university over her alleged 2024 rape prompted New York prosecutors to reopen th...
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 11h
YES you're "cognitively offloading" when you have the maps apps do turn-by-turn GPS navigation for you you're "cognitively offloading" when you do division on a calculator instead of doing long division by hand etc. etc. there's nothing inherently wrong with it, people are just weird about AI
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ArkailArt_AD @arkailartad.bsky.social · 11h
Long neck, long schlong, obviously both should go together~ Sketch from one of the Gulper-tier streams held on my Patreon Discord!
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11h
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weird ad with neon text saying: "these trunk less legs of stone are fucking standing in the desert and basically, you are fucking despairing. how? ...just travel to the antique land >"
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Rasvalion @rasvalion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fourth dimensional fishing trip #furryart
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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 11h
Thinking abt orc city again
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Robo // Sunshine Banjo Face @roboyeen.bsky.social · 14h
🍹🔥😈
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 15h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Cold Blooded Twilight @towerofstars.bsky.social · 13h
Mac On The Pole
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HAZED @hazedarts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 21h
another day in the layoff industry
My bad Canva edit of a tweet about feeding game studios to shareholders
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Gnaus🔞 @gnausea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wobbletwin Plapbro aka. Digby 🤭🤭 [CO]
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 14h
wait does this mean that they can't really rotate their field of view
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 14h
Flights are constantly being cancelled, delayed, rerouted, and even on a perfect day when nothing goes wrong, it's often hard to make everyone's schedules line up exactly so they start/stop at their home airport. So airlines are constantly flying their own staff around as passengers.
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 14h
Deadheading is extremely, extremely common among airlines and not even remotely suspicious.
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 16h
claude generating this post's url for some reason:
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James @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flour has gluten in it. Gluten is sticky. Therefore, flour has sticky in it.
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 23h
He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point. There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
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Creature Features @creaturefeatstudio.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Aurora is showing this sergal how to throw a party >> Sound and animation done by @mustard22.bsky.social , Aurora belongs to @heliofox.bsky.social ! --- more projects are on the way, consider tossing us some coins to get an early look! subscribestar.adult/creature-fea... #furry #nsfw #feral
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mustard @mustard22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there's a first time for everything! 💛 www.furaffinity.net/view/66372861/ #furry #nsfw #feral
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Creature Features @creaturefeatstudio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When Swiss signed up to be a 'bull breeder', he should have read the fine print.. Art, animation, SFX - @mustard22.bsky.social donkey character - AndNull throw some coins at us for an early look at our stuff! subscribestar.art/creature-fea... #furry #nsfw #feral
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17h
billionaires should fund something useful. there's suffering people in this world with allium allergies we could be curing with a moonshot-sized CRISPR research program
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Creature Features @creaturefeatstudio.bsky.social · 17h
@mustard22.bsky.social is back at it again with more stuff! now out on subscribestar subscribestar.art/creature-fea... #furry #nsfw #feral #creaturefeature
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Ravenscairne @ravenscairne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#SST26 day 26: "scanners" TELEPATH, eavesdropper of gods, turn your manifold ear to the inner heavens
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☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴 @lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
shes saying i should target the domes.
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☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴 @lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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