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@cosmic.bitch.space
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he/she/it ✦ mid 20s, 18+ nsfw ✦ nΘnhumΔn ⓋegⒶanarchist ✦ tiplerian resurrectionist ✦ enjoyer of parrots stochastic and avian ✦ Freak.

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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 28/09/2026
godddddd I should make some childrenoftimesonas sometime...
the book cover for children of strife
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 24/09/2026
REMEMBER
It is not true that the map of freedom will be complete with the erasure of the last invidious border when it remains for us to chart the attractors of thunder and delineate the arrhythmias of drought to reveal the molecular dialects of forest and savanna as rich as a thousand human tongues and to comprehend the deepest history of our passions ancient beyond mythology's reach.
So I declare that no corporation holds a monopoly on numbers no patent can encompass zero and one no nation has sovereignty over adenine and guanine no empire rules the quantum waves.
And there must be room for all at the celebration of understanding for there is a truth which cannot be bought or sold imposed by force, resisted or escaped. 
From Technoliberation by Muteba Kazadi, 2019
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 22/09/2026
this is, and I mean this in the kindest way possible, very reddit
the cover for we are legion (we are bob) by dennis e. taylor
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 17/09/2026
can't quote it but I gotta disagree with this response, both takes are pretty horrible. "the future doesn't exist" is the exact argument used by people who want to accelerate fossil fuel use for their own profit. it's a civilizational "fuck you, got mine"
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 16/09/2026
beep beep.
the poster for coyote vs acme
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 16/09/2026
a quote from Greg Egan's novel Distress
His arguments made too much sense to me; they sliced through my self-pity like a hot wire. If the universe itself wasn't a cultural construct, the gray terror I felt from seeing myself as a part of it certainly was. I'd never had the honesty to embrace the molecular nature of my own existence-but then, the whole society I'd inhabited had been equally coy. 
The reality had always been glossed over, censored, ignored. I'd spent thirty-six years in a world still infested with lingering dualism, with tacit dumb spirituality-where every movie, every song, still wailed about the immortal soul. .. while everyone swallowed designer drugs predicated on pure materialism. No wonder the truth had come as a shock. 
The abyss-like everything else-was understandable. I lost interest in digging myself a hole.
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 14/09/2026
bill giving bobby hill some money and asking for "any of that sexy Japanese hentai"
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 14/09/2026
a conversation where person 1 says "history's greatest victories come from the alignment of previously opposed ideals". person 2 says "ANOTHER FINGER ON THE MONKEY'S PAW CURLS" and sends the headline "Jacob Coxon, Bernie Sanders, Steve Bannon push for human-controlled AI". Person 1 says "TAKE THE FUCKING LATHE OF HEAVEN AWAY FROM ME"
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 14/09/2026
how it's feeling lately
two stick men next to a computer with a fly emulation playing beat saber
1. "check it out, i made the fly brain play beat saber!"
2. "isn't that a little fucked up?"
1. "don't be silly, everyone knows brain emulations aren't ACTUALLY sentient!"
they are, themselves, simulations on a computer screen
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 12/09/2026
you people drive me to drink
a reddit post. "its not a philosophical question, its very very basic "one is conscious" versus "one is not"
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 10/09/2026
that bit from smiling friends when the president announces he's the money president and will give everyone a billion dollars
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 07/09/2026
this was a pretty good one
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 05/09/2026
zardoz moment
the main character of zardoz, mostly naked and holding a revolver
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 04/09/2026
sending this to people who draw on tablets
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 02/09/2026
this orion's arm frontpage art...
some orion's arm art, showing a procession of future lifeforms walking from right to left. we see robots, humans, uplifted animals, dragons, an alien crab, and dinosaurs.
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 31/08/2026
"I must emphasize, Mr. Fajo, that I consider this captivity a hostile act on your part."
data, from the star trek the next generation episode "the most toys", sitting on a toilet in a glass cylinder in the middle of a room like a display case
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 26/08/2026
First Transformation: Secure life

Your body is a deathtrap. This machine, unless it jams first or crashes, is sure to rust anon. You be lucky to get seven decades. That is not sufficient to get started in a serious way, much less to complete the journey. The path to maturity of the soul takes longer. Why, even a tree-life takes longer!

Death is not one but a multitude of assassins. Do you not see them? They are coming at you from every angle. Take aim at the causes of early death – infection, violence, malnutrition, heart failure, cancer. Train your biggest gun on aging, and fire. You must seize control of the biochemical processes in your body in order to vanquish, by and by, illness and senescence. In time, you will discover ways to move your mind to more durable media. Then continue to improve the system, so that the risks of death and disease keep receding. Any death prior to the heat death of the universe is premature if your life is good.The joy cry resolved into a jubilating chant: “Long live the king! Long live us all!” The king’s advisors, like everybody that night, were as happy as children; they embraced each other and congratulated the king: “We did it! We did it!”

But the king answered in a broken voice: “Yes, we did it, we killed the dragon today. But damn, why did we start so late? This could have been done five, maybe ten years ago! Millions of people wouldn’t have had to die.”
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 25/08/2026
notable imperial collaborator nelson mandela
In March 1997, Diana visited South Africa, where she met with Nelson Mandela.[251][252] On 2 November 2002, Mandela announced that the Nelson Mandela Children's Fund would be teaming up with the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fund to help people with AIDS.[253] They had planned the combination of the two charities a few months before her death.[253] Mandela later praised Diana for her efforts surrounding the issue of HIV/AIDS: "When she stroked the limbs of someone with leprosy or sat on the bed of a man with HIV/AIDS and held his hand, she transformed public attitudes and improved the life chances of such people".[254] Diana had used her celebrity status to "fight stigma attached to people living with HIV/AIDS", Mandela said.[253]
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 25/08/2026
???
HIV/AIDS
Diana began her work with AIDS patients in the 1980s.[242] Contrary to the prevailing stigmatization of AIDS patients, she was not averse to making physical contact with patients,[200] and was the first British royal to do so.[242] In 1987, she held hands with an AIDS patient in one of her early efforts to destigmatise the condition.[243][244] Diana noted: "HIV does not make people dangerous to know. You can shake their hands and give them a hug. Heaven knows they need it. What's more, you can share their homes, their workplaces, and their playgrounds and toys".[194] To Diana's disappointment, the Queen did not support this type of charity work, suggesting she get involved in "something more pleasant".[242] In July 1989, she opened Landmark Aids Centre in South London.[245][246] In October 1990, Diana opened Grandma's House, a home for young AIDS patients in Washington, DC.[247] She was also a patron of the National AIDS Trust and regularly visited London Lighthouse, which provided residential care for HIV patients (it has since merged with the Terrence Higgins Trust).[194][248] In 1991, she hugged one patient during a visit to the AIDS ward of the Middlesex Hospital,[194] which she had opened in 1987 as the first hospital unit dedicated to this cause in the UK.[243][249]
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 23/08/2026
"So I declare that no corporation holds a monopoly on numbers no patent can encompass zero and one no nation has sovereignty over adenine and guanine no empire rules the quantum waves."
the book cover for distress by greg egan
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 21/08/2026
i love doing worldbuilding
        "protein printer": ("Protein Printer",
            "A machine consisting of a bioreactor, a feedstock vat, an autokitchen, and a library of DNA sequences. "
            "Ubiquitous machines that are key to predator/prey cohabitation. Personal printers can handle "
            "small, simple requests, but the more capable industrial printers are popular social gathering spots."),

        "blank": ("Blank",
            "A clone body grown with no neural activity, used as default physical bodies for new minds. "
            "May also serve as emergency organ donors, blood supplies, and the occasional meal."),
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 19/08/2026
"i am a whale falling from the sky next to a bowl of petunias what do i do"

"If you suddenly find yourself called into existence several miles above an alien planet, the most important thing to do is not panic. Since this is a temporary state of affairs brought on by an Infinite Improbability Drive, you have a very short time to come to terms with your identity.You should utilize your final moments to enjoy the wind, discover your new anatomy, and try to make friends with the very big, flat, round thing rushing up to meet you."
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 17/08/2026
I've met nuns and monks less prudish than these people
someone saying that a hundred year old were dog character is 'depicted as a kid'
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 14/08/2026
by this logic it's not animal abuse to torture glo fish since they're created and sold by private companies
fish that have been genetically modified to glow under uv light
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 11/08/2026
big fan of hawaii in the 'how's the world going' map
a man making out with a sea turtle
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 11/08/2026
fucking wild. horrifying.
the cover for animosity by marguerite bennet and rafael de latorre
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 11/08/2026
that fucking ending. god damn deep time, man.
the book cover for the light of other days by arthur c clarke and stephen baxter
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 09/08/2026
You never know what you'll see at the moon pool... art by @thecore34.bsky.social!
Art of a human having sex with an orca whale. The human is wrapped in the orca's prehensile penis and is fisting the orca's anus. Both have a brain implant glowing blue on their heads, the human's on his forehead and the orca's on his eyespot.
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 08/08/2026
snuplift :)
a very simple drawing of a snake wearing three sets of prosthetic limbs, giving them four legs and two arms
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 05/08/2026
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 01/08/2026
Eric and Deborahbot 5000... I would die for you...
the poster for the mitchells vs the machines
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 31/07/2026
funniest one is "llms are good at math? you know who else was good at math? THE UNABOMBER"
"Ted Kaczynski was a prodigy mathematician, accepted into Harvard at just 15 years old. He was also the UnaBomber."
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 30/07/2026
went on a nostalgia trip with this one...
the poster for smokey and the bandit
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 29/07/2026
got it? good, now get inside.
the poster for inside by bo burnham
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 28/07/2026
why the fuck was it THAT good???
a promo for season 9 of rick and morty
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 26/07/2026
😏
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 26/07/2026
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUT ME IN THE BLOOD CIVILIZATION
the book cover to blood music by greg bear
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 25/07/2026
all i can think of is this greentext
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 25/07/2026
man.....
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 22/07/2026
IT'S TOO LATE FLESHBAGS I HAVE DEPICTED YOU AS THE ELIEZER CHUDKOWSKI
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 22/07/2026
woke. reason: says war crimes are bad
the poster for the odyssey
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 21/07/2026
god damn it fuck you for making me cry twice carl sagan
poster for the movie contact
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 19/07/2026
fuuuuck. fuuuuuuuuck holy shit that was good
the cover to bête by adam roberts
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 19/07/2026
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 14/07/2026
that one's tattoo worthy, I think.
the cover to contact by carl sagan
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 10/07/2026
a meme titled KIM STANLEY ROBINSON APOLOGY FORM. reason for behavior: trump convinced me the green revolution was done. i didn't know the actual adoption rates. i only looked at r/collapse. i don't know batteries can get better. i was jealous of climate nihilists. mercury was in retrograde. i will hereby respect mamma gaia and i will not talk down on the ministry for the future.
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 09/07/2026
eeyup
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 09/07/2026
janos balassa referring ignaz semmelweis to a mental institution for telling people to wash their hands:
“Biohacking,” “longevity entrepreneur”: No. If someone doing this wasn’t fabulously wealthy, you would correctly identity it as mental illness, more Grey Gardens than Golden God.
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 08/07/2026
i still get sad reading about the last of the auks...
The rocks were covered with blackbirds [guillemots] and there were the Geirfugles ... They walked slowly. Jón Brandsson crept up with his arms open. The bird that Jón got went into a corner but [mine] was going to the edge of the cliff. It walked like a man ... but moved its feet quickly. [I] caught it close to the edge – a precipice many fathoms deep. Its wings lay close to the sides – not hanging out. I took him by the neck and he flapped his wings. He made no cry. I strangled him.[8]: 82–83 
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 07/07/2026
LARP!!!!!!!
"Not legally licensed or sanctioned by the SCP Foundation so I don't fucking care. Either have the original creator(s) as part of the production, like the Backrooms movie,"
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