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Cosmic Glitch

@cosmic-stardust.bsky.social
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She/ze/they. Aspiring writer. City Hobbit. Omo Oshun. Fat, black, queer, rollergirl!

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 21h
Yesterday was a doozy. Mostly better today. My support system really came through
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Grief is kicking my emotional ass today. Part of me is considering not marrying bc if this is how I feel 6 years after losing my dad I can't imagine how it'll feel to lose my mom or wife. Then I remember Zoe Washburne said "I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it"
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
TIL that washing locs in a stocking cap is not for me. I need to get to my scalp.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Think I'm a few days into loc journey 3. I started microlocs with braids. No loctitician. What shampoos are we using for starter locs now? I refuse to be a "no washing for 3months" or "only use calrifying shampoo and don't moisturize for 3 months" type.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fall is coming...
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is my friend telling me I'm tired as shit and have been all week because I'm "dehydrated"? So what I had no water yesterday at work and 24oz today. That's enough to grow muscles? Right?
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it possible to have fair fitness games like powerlifting or strongperson that are open gender?
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was met with love and acceptance💜 it breaks my heart to know how lucky and blessed that makes me
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think Im getting addicted to this gym shit. Is today a scheduled gym day? No. I'm just in here having fun
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not that I was "closeted" but my sexuality never came up with her but she wants to see me in NC so some things had to be discussed so I don't just spring a trans wife on her out of nowhere
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well...just came out to the family Matriarch as queer & married to a trans woman. Via text. Let's see how that goes.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can one cite racial dread or racial mourning as a reason to miss work?
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why do people hate Bella Swan but love Frodo Baggins?
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Men have all the fucking audacity. I'm generally fond of this one but Sir, I did not ask for your opinion or assurance. I don't care what you saw. I know what I saw and fuck Converse for that shit and fuck anyone who tries to say that I didn’t see what I saw and that's on Assata!
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Might be disappointed but at least I'm not acting like Joanna Wietrzyk and am keeping my cooties as self contained as possible for a gal existing in a capitalist world.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trying to work but my brain is not here for it. Currently playing songs from Anastasia instead
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who lied to goth brides and said that hot glue and spray paint will make pool noodles look like candles? They need to be bopped. This will never read as elegant.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Am I an antibride or just accept that I have a used Nissan Sentra budget instead of trying to fake an Astin Martin budget?
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Terrill North is breaking my heart. I need a new bedtime book. Im loving Still Waters but it's not a good pre bed read for me.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you're going to offer me unsolicited advice (why?) make sure your understanding of the situation is correct and make sure your advice is going to be useful. If I want advice I ask for it. Posting about bridal traditions that vex me is not asking for advice.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A new hater has entered the chat. My right elbow has triceps tendonitis 🙄 I'm trying to get that carb eating mech pilot look. I have no time for this! But gym "injury" so am I officially a lifter now?
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You aren't
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love that my priorities when the fire alarm goes off at work is to get out with my belongings and find my wife even if that means bypassing checking in with my supervisor. Wife and I came up with a plan that comforts us both and keeps us following work rules
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I may be fat and in hella student loan debt but guess what I'm not, risking my life and all aspects of my health for a country that doesn't even want me to have equal rights in its quest for imperialism Really don't get marginalized people enlisting. And no, I don't want your explanations.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How many days until Halloween? I'm so giddy. I can't sleep. Gonna start planning my day of play list.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ugh I adore Dolly but I'm already irritated at the "oh no, an old lady died of natural causes" I get it, worse people are still alive but when hasn't that been the case? Why take on optional suffering right now? I hope to live to 80 and die surrounded by family. I hope she had a good death.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What do landlords think people do all day? Rent is damn near 2K a month. Who the fuck is home in the middle of the day like that? We have jobs, dude.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Me: I came here to change the world Also me: Well have you? I like to think I have. I like to think I have spread kindness and whimsy and hope in ways that have made life easier and better for people. That counts, right?
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hot
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Are...are you calling me fat?
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They need to bring back Lust.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm still fitting my head around the fact that I can see. Makes it hard to sleep at night because I can just see things and I'm trying to get sleepy and manage the input.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thanks! I've only been at it for 27 minutes.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm 41 now That's cool
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
That sucks but protect your peace
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I refuse to argue with people Assata would have ended and parents devoted to the narrative that nonviolent parenting doesn't work.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Kinda always knew I'd end up your ex girlfriend but I should have thought of that before we kissed
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I love her
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Got paddled by a cute girl in a gay bar today. I'm a happy girl 😊
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I love when someone says they don't want to be "that guy" and then proceeds to be that guy by telling me how he's never had to worry about something that happened to me so I shouldn't worry about it
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you look at the current state of the military industrial complex and the way this government doesn't provide for its soldiers and still want to enlist I find that hella sus
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I need ppl to quit equating needing reading glasses for presbyopia with not being able to see five inches from your damn face
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So this explains it
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Mormons, I ask this in good faith. Why is a cup of coffee or tea not allowed but a soda full of flavor syrups and coffee creamers is allowed?
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I should have gone to the gym today
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Powerlifting femmes, do you get acrylic nails? How long are your nails? How developed are your callouses? I'm new at this and working on accepting that callouses are going to happen. #powerlifting #womenwholiftweights
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social is out here causing marital discord. @abigailgloom.bsky.social and I got some steak and chicken from him. Both were great but the steak has us fighting. So I guess we'll have to order more.
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If old skydaddy is all powerful and all knowing why is he so immature and acting like the motherfucker I dated in high school? Is gonna threaten to off himself because people aren't praying hard enough next?
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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I know patriarchy is everywhere and it's not just Christianity doing this shit but "Dude, kill your kid, lol jk, but cool that you were gonna" and "I'm gonna make you miserable and wreck your whole life to test your love for me" is some toxic mindgame shit and fuck that.
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