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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why is my friend telling me I'm tired as shit and have been all week because I'm "dehydrated"? So what I had no water yesterday at work and 24oz today. That's enough to grow muscles? Right?

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is it possible to have fair fitness games like powerlifting or strongperson that are open gender?

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think Im getting addicted to this gym shit. Is today a scheduled gym day? No. I'm just in here having fun

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well...just came out to the family Matriarch as queer & married to a trans woman. Via text. Let's see how that goes.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Can one cite racial dread or racial mourning as a reason to miss work?

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Why do people hate Bella Swan but love Frodo Baggins?

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Men have all the fucking audacity. I'm generally fond of this one but Sir, I did not ask for your opinion or assurance. I don't care what you saw. I know what I saw and fuck Converse for that shit and fuck anyone who tries to say that I didn’t see what I saw and that's on Assata!

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Might be disappointed but at least I'm not acting like Joanna Wietrzyk and am keeping my cooties as self contained as possible for a gal existing in a capitalist world.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trying to work but my brain is not here for it. Currently playing songs from Anastasia instead

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Who lied to goth brides and said that hot glue and spray paint will make pool noodles look like candles? They need to be bopped. This will never read as elegant.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Am I an antibride or just accept that I have a used Nissan Sentra budget instead of trying to fake an Astin Martin budget?

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Terrill North is breaking my heart. I need a new bedtime book. Im loving Still Waters but it's not a good pre bed read for me.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you're going to offer me unsolicited advice (why?) make sure your understanding of the situation is correct and make sure your advice is going to be useful. If I want advice I ask for it. Posting about bridal traditions that vex me is not asking for advice.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A new hater has entered the chat. My right elbow has triceps tendonitis 🙄 I'm trying to get that carb eating mech pilot look. I have no time for this! But gym "injury" so am I officially a lifter now?

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I love that my priorities when the fire alarm goes off at work is to get out with my belongings and find my wife even if that means bypassing checking in with my supervisor. Wife and I came up with a plan that comforts us both and keeps us following work rules

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I may be fat and in hella student loan debt but guess what I'm not, risking my life and all aspects of my health for a country that doesn't even want me to have equal rights in its quest for imperialism Really don't get marginalized people enlisting. And no, I don't want your explanations.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

How many days until Halloween? I'm so giddy. I can't sleep. Gonna start planning my day of play list.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ugh I adore Dolly but I'm already irritated at the "oh no, an old lady died of natural causes" I get it, worse people are still alive but when hasn't that been the case? Why take on optional suffering right now? I hope to live to 80 and die surrounded by family. I hope she had a good death.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

What do landlords think people do all day? Rent is damn near 2K a month. Who the fuck is home in the middle of the day like that? We have jobs, dude.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Me: I came here to change the world Also me: Well have you? I like to think I have. I like to think I have spread kindness and whimsy and hope in ways that have made life easier and better for people. That counts, right?

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'm still fitting my head around the fact that I can see. Makes it hard to sleep at night because I can just see things and I'm trying to get sleepy and manage the input.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I refuse to argue with people Assata would have ended and parents devoted to the narrative that nonviolent parenting doesn't work.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Kinda always knew I'd end up your ex girlfriend but I should have thought of that before we kissed

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Got paddled by a cute girl in a gay bar today. I'm a happy girl 😊

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I love when someone says they don't want to be "that guy" and then proceeds to be that guy by telling me how he's never had to worry about something that happened to me so I shouldn't worry about it

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

If you look at the current state of the military industrial complex and the way this government doesn't provide for its soldiers and still want to enlist I find that hella sus

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I need ppl to quit equating needing reading glasses for presbyopia with not being able to see five inches from your damn face

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Mormons, I ask this in good faith. Why is a cup of coffee or tea not allowed but a soda full of flavor syrups and coffee creamers is allowed?

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I should have gone to the gym today

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Powerlifting femmes, do you get acrylic nails? How long are your nails? How developed are your callouses? I'm new at this and working on accepting that callouses are going to happen. #powerlifting #womenwholiftweights

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

@sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social is out here causing marital discord. @abigailgloom.bsky.social and I got some steak and chicken from him. Both were great but the steak has us fighting. So I guess we'll have to order more.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I know patriarchy is everywhere and it's not just Christianity doing this shit but "Dude, kill your kid, lol jk, but cool that you were gonna" and "I'm gonna make you miserable and wreck your whole life to test your love for me" is some toxic mindgame shit and fuck that.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The fact that I don't look like Lupita with short hair in the month of melanin poppin' and pride is both antiblack and antisapphic. Please send me your prayers during this difficult time.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

There's a petty joy in knowing I can bench press the average weight of the girls pushing being insanely thin and weak. Just deadlifted 115 and it was kinda easy.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Dear Xena or Sappho or lesbian jesus, please send me a Daddy for father's day and may she/they/it make me quit wanting to go on misandrist tirades as I'm inundated with father's day adverts.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I remember when a guy my mom was seeing told an 12/13 yo me "real young ladies take off their nail polish when it starts to chip" and I hit him with a "that's nice" and went on with my chipped polish. I have always been this way

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Mermaids don't lose sleep over the opinion of people who feel that men in this country need to be defended against the snarky words of a black female misandrist 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Having autism doesn't justify lying to, hiding things from, or consistently breaking plans with your partner.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Thought I was over it I have one more hour to be a weakass sad girl bitch and then it's time to boss up and cut that shit out.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Might need a new gym buddy. She's making me do split squats tomorrow. Something about "strengthening my posterior chain and overall balance"

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Can I hit the next guy who gives me solicited dietary advice or tells me not to worry about "getting bulky" with a bottle of protein shake? I have a dietician for that and I am trying to get bulky! I want to get JACKED! I'm not busting my ass in the gym to "tone" I'm there to get swole 🏋🏾‍♀️

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

It's fun when you get reminded that your existence is due to a weird kinda rapey relationship and probably centuries of forced selective breeding.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Tmw your gym buddy buys you new squat shoes and a Starbucks drink making you feel like a lil bottom princess. Do I owe her dinner now?

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

If your pride event is outside in June, assume I'm not coming. I need to be gay in air conditioning.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Was asked in a training if I knew of any legendary trans people and I simultaneously thought Marsha P Johnson, Sylvia Rivera, and @persephiroth.bsky.social 💜

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Not sure what I hate more, not being "okay" (I'm fine, just stressed and making ☠️ jokes to myself) or having my mask slip. I think it's the mask slip.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Im in a training right now and I have mixed feelings about land acknowledgements. It's cool to learn and know but it feels performative as hell.

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