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cory zanoni

@coryzanoni.com
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Reclaim your way with Buddhism + psychology → diyzen.co Also: posts about basketball. 📍 Dja Dja Wurrung Country, Aus

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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 12/03/2026
Also this, which i never considered:
An article comment by Caidid:
"Video podcast" = talk show that bypasses the unions to which people who usually work on a talk show belong. I guess it shouldn't be surprising that they are erasing the credit along with the pay and benefits.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 07/03/2026
god i loved my gameboy advance sp my9games.com
final fantasy tactics advance
metroid fusion
overwatch
legend of zelda: wind waker
rocket league
celeste
animal crossing: new leaf
pokemon silver
tetris effect
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 05/03/2026
You can’t solve a problem with tools provided by the thing causing the problem. Don't accept a more comfortable way of suffering. More: www.diyzen.co/260201-dont-...
It’s uncomfortable to acknowledge the ways in which you benefit from unfair systems. It’s uncomfortable to be told you’re just now realising that the thing you’re mortified about has been common practice for a long time. It’s uncomfortable to learn that you could be the victim of some injustices and a perpetuate others.

So you could do the comfortable thing. You could surround yourself with people who share your incorrect, unjust view. You could reject out of hand the experiences of others. You could make your world smaller and smaller until you have nothing but your security.

Or you could ask yourself a question: what pain is my entitlement protecting?
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 09/02/2026
Honestly embarrassing for NBA Basketball Professionals.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 03/02/2026
right there with ya
Footnotes reading:
1. I know how insufferable this is and I’m not sorry.

2. One of my persistent, irrational fears is snapping my shins in half. That didn’t help.

3. Todd, Jess, Harpo, Sham – if you’re reading this in your inbox, I love ya.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 20/01/2026
This is Tim, btw. An absolute beacon of happiness and getting fur *absolutely everywhere*
A white fluffy cat on an orange pillow and grey couch. The cat is lying down at full stretch with its belly exposed, like it doesn't have a care in the world.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 13/01/2026
Spotted
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 30/12/2025
Chelsea when they have an advantage in attack #CHEBOU
A wizard pondering his orb
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 11/10/2025
Kristen Bell mean mugging at the WNBA Championship trophy in celebration.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 23/06/2025
the broadcast showing Hali's injury like #nbafinals
a freeze frame of Ralph Wiggum's heart breaking in The Simpsons
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 27/04/2025
Movie you've seen more than 6 times (no Star Wars or LOTR).
Still from Igby Goes Down, featuring Amanda Peet in an incredible red coat with faux-fur trim and Kieran Culkin looking baffled in a long coat and red and yellow scarf.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 23/04/2025
On the most recent @zachlowenba.bsky.social pod, Lowe and @howardbeck.bsky.social riffed on where Ja Morant can go next with his dumb celebrations after finger guns and grenades. I've been thinking about this can have 7 ideas: clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap.com/posts/7-cele... #NBAsky
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 19/04/2025
Hope Ja debuts one of the non-gun celebrations I pitched for him tonight 💙 #NBAsky
7 celebrations Ja Morant could do that imply violence (no guns)

1. Drop to one knee to call in an air strike.

2. Pretend he’s crawling in a vent like John McClane in Die Hard.

3. Say “I ain’t got time to bleed” like Blain in Predator (who was played by Jesse Ventura, an added bonus).

4. Do that thing in samurai films where a samurai wipes the blood off their sword by running it dramatically over a cloth, but instead of a sword, it’s his arm.

. Mime getting arrested. 

6. Light a cigar and then throw the match over his shoulder.

7. Do the thing The Rock does where he points at the goosebumps on his forearm (this is only adjacent because The Rock also feels like a massive poser at this point).
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 14/04/2025
The Phoenix Suns' season from hell is over. Here's why every team in the league would trade for their entire roster. 👏 clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap.com/posts/reason... #NBAsky
Landry Fields, Atlanta Hawks: Fields gets in way too deep with a dancer at Magic City, who forces him to make the move.

Brad Stevens, Boston Celtics: Celtics coach Joe Mazzulla stops rewatching The Town for inspiration in favour of Breaking Bad. He begs Stevens to move the team to Albuquerque, New Mexico and Steven says, “Whatever, Arizona is close enough.”

Sean Marks, Brooklyn Nets: Marks discovers that the Nets need to make one disasterous trade a decade to stave off the End Times and decides to just get this one out of the way.

Jeff Peterson, Charlotte Hornets: It just seems on brand.

Marc Eversley, Chicago Bulls: It just seems on brand.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 31/03/2025
If you're not listening to PICKUP by @flagrantmag.com, you're probs tiny and gross I guess???
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 12/03/2025
"... presented by California Department of Corrections" is a wild thing to see on an NBA team highlight real. Partnering with the jail system is some next-level Kangz stuff. #NBAsky
A YouTube video titled "Zach's February Highlights presented by California Department of Corrections", posted by the Sacramento Kings NBA team.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 21/02/2025
Can't wait to "watc h live" this NBA game. The NBA app is so mid it's impressive. Crashes like it's in a demo derby (3 times today), constant UI problems that change on the regular, shoddy UX experience. Microsoft's rebuild made the core, paid experience worse. But we got story content? #NBAsky
The NBA app, with a button that reads "Watc h Live".
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 12/02/2025
seems legit
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 03/02/2025
Gonna start writing about basketball like GoT or Succession recaps. Just annotated screenshots and feelings. No stats, just vibes and speculation.
Tweet from ESPN's Brian Windhorst reading: The Heat’s Jimmy Butler has communicated to the Warriors that he’s unwilling to sign an extension there & therefore trade talks to send him to Golden State have ended for now, sources told ESPN.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 03/02/2025
Kings fan on Reddit sums up the Fox trade perfectly #NBAsky (Note: I'm a Spurs fan, am delighted)
Reddit post from "ImJeeezus" that reads: 

OK that aint bad at all

Nvm the picks are horrendous lmao
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 31/01/2025
I've been looking at Apple Watchs for that reason. Tried to dumb-down my phone first and that's been helpful. Killing almost all my notifications, ScreenZen for blocking stuff + a plain widget to launch apps (via the dumb phone app) has been great. Just a lot of futzing around to make life quieter.
An iPhone home screen with a plain text list of apps (books, discord, maps, meditate, messages, music, notes, podcasts, rss) as a widget and the camera app in the dock.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 29/01/2025
Couldn't be me forgetting I have a Kelsey Plum inspired Aces tattoo, admist all the trade chatter. It's my most delightful tatt and everything. #WNBA #LVAces
A tattoo of a playing card – an ace of spades – with golden arms and legs. It's carrying a basketball championship trophy and a boom box. It looks chuffed as anything.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 21/01/2025
don't worry everything feels bad but they've made soup you can suck on www.generalmills.com/news/press-r...
a can of Progresso 'Soup Drops' with the tagline 'Soup you can suck on.'
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 13/01/2025
Oldest selfie on my phone: 2017, my old Melbourne apartment, taking a flattering af pic for one of those old “anime your face” apps.
A young man with a beard and large glasses halfway through making a “pwwrrftttt” noise.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 08/01/2025
A goddamn heron (I think?) showed up in our backyard yesterday. Just wandered around, looking for a snack among our overgrown grass.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 05/01/2025
Hnnnnghhhh
Kenny Omega smirks at you with the power of a horny god.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 05/01/2025
But our bodies, thoughts and feelings interact. It’s a feedback loop in every direction. If we don’t learn how to observe and respect the info our bodies tell us, we’re ignoring a massive part of our lives. 3/4
Text reading: Our bodies affect how we “react to negative thoughts and images,” they say, and “feed back to the mind the information that we’re threatened or upset.”
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 05/01/2025
Checking in on my hunger levels (and if they’re why I’m getting pissy) was a useful deal because, really, we’re taught ignore our body in favour of other goals. Being worried about ~bodily concerns~ can be seen as a failure. 2/4
Text reading: In their book The mindful way through depression, psychologists J. Mark G. Williams, John D. Teasdale, Zindel V Segal, and Jon Kabat-Zinn explain why that’s the case. They argue that “many of us have been brought up to ignore the body in the interest of achieving whatever goals we’re striving to attain.”
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 05/01/2025
Asking myself “Is this a real problem or am I just hungry?” is, low key, a game changer. Wrote about that today + how your body, thoughts, and feelings interact. 1/4
Text reading: Look. I’m not one for grandiose statements or anything but “Is x a real problem, or am I just hungry?” is one of the best questions you can ask yourself in any given moment.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 02/01/2025
In the latest Thinking Basketball, @codyhoudek.bsky.social suggested that Mikal “Noodles” Bridges has played himself up to “Spaghetti” Bridges. We can go further. Proposed nicknames for Bridges, based on his level of play: All-Star: “Fettuccine” All-NBA: “Udon” MVP: “Biangbiang” #nba #knicks
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 01/01/2025
Premium danglers, what all kids want.
A coin-operated toy lucky dip filled with things called Pokémon Premium Danglers.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 01/01/2025
StoryGraph rules. Great alternative to Goodreads. Here’s my 2024 recap and my profile if y’all want to follow: app.thestorygraph.com/profile/idkcz
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 31/12/2024
Best lyrics of 2024 right here.
Lyrics from “I am the King” by Fat Dog:

 And if you think
 I'm crying for you
 I ain't crying
 for you
 I just watched
 Karate Kid 2
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 30/12/2024
Tim has taken over the very useful tray by our front door, send help.
A white, fluffy cat sitting in a long, wooden bowl, rendering it totally unusable by anyone else.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
Selina Meyer in Veep (played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus) with an uncomfortable smile on her face. The subtitle reads “(Laughing nervously) What the fuck?”.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 27/12/2024
Iconic. #nba
NBA coach Mike Brown looking at a laptop screen that says “You’re fired”.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 25/12/2024
The Wire’s Jimmy McNulty, drunk as hell on cheap beer, seen through a peep hole as he knocks on his ex’s door yet again.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 25/12/2024
Mitch Hedberg looking very charming.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 12/12/2024
Avatar: The Last Airbender is better than Breaking Bad.
A table comparing the tv shows 'Avatar: The Last Airbended' and 'Breaking Bad'. It explains that both shows have compelling stories, fantastic characters, hero-to-villain/villain-to-hero stories, and strong A, B, and C plots – but, cruicially, only Avatar has the character Appa and 25-minute episodes. Therefore, Avatar is the superior show.
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 26/11/2024
LaMelo moves like Samara crawling out of a well. #nba
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cory zanoni @coryzanoni.com · 24/11/2024
i found it, the only tweet worth saving
A tweet from Cates Holderness. The post reads "the ol' razzle dazzle" with a photo of a long-legged bird doing a jazzy little step by the ocean.
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