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Cory Ottenwess

@coryottenwess.com
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Former designer. Future biology teacher. Current work in progress. Autistic, atheist, wobbly-sympathizing, Trotskyist adjacent. I read too much sci-fi and think about it too hard. Diabetes dad. Solo gamer. I cook, therefore I am.

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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 13/06/2026
Jfc capitalism.. really? What the fuck.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 12/06/2026
he really is the worst.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 30/05/2026
Breakfast empanadas. Success! Eggs, bacon, potatoes chives, cheese. Maple glaze. Adding that one to my repertoire.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 21/05/2026
48+ chicken tinga empenadas in progress.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 12/05/2026
Tell me your Google's spam protection is not working.. without telling me it's not working. #ihatethis
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 31/12/2025
listen to Felix…
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 30/09/2025
Wife is sick.. so weapons grade chicken soup is on the way!
Chicken soup with turmeric, ginger, kale, lemon, garlic, bone broth and herbs
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 14/09/2025
These are the best coffee companions
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 26/08/2025
Luci got disconnected from the network.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 11/08/2025
Lucy does not understand the concept of “personal space”
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 03/07/2025
Seems the orange one lost her connection to the brain cell network and is searching for signal.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 02/07/2025
It’s not right that the Far Side website needs ads. I’d pay for access to all of the cow humor.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 18/06/2025
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 12/06/2025
It’s weird to see a cuckhold in public..
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 07/06/2025
We’ve taken to calling Luci, the ginger cat, “dramatic”. And honestly, it fits.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 06/06/2025
for those who celebrate…
Scrooge: "You there!, Boy! What Day is it?"
Boy: "It's the anniversary of Ronald Reagan's Death, sir!"
Scrooge: "then I haven't missed it"
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 01/06/2025
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 28/05/2025
UNLESS someone like oyu brings out the chippity chop, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 22/05/2025
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 17/05/2025
GUYS.. WERE HAVING A GREAT DEPRESSION #Dustbowl
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 10/05/2025
I support public art. And by public art I mean whoever left this in the Home Depot parking lot.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 06/05/2025
this is his "Let them eat cake"
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 06/05/2025
i'm ready for this franchise to get a reboot.
It was all so stupid. Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we'd brought this on ourselves.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 20/04/2025
This Ai slop is now being used in deceptive advertising
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 09/04/2025
Rule number 1: establish dominance
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 08/04/2025
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 17/03/2025
have you ever felt attacked by a Calvin & Hobbes comic?
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 11/03/2025
First attempt at saag paneer. 😋
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 07/03/2025
“You had me at birria ramen..”
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 04/03/2025
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 27/02/2025
Everyone should have a library a block away from their house. More graphic novels.!
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 25/02/2025
Library day! Graphic novel haul!
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 25/02/2025
We got colds. So I made chicken noodle soup. Mmmm
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 19/02/2025
Spoons! #cats
Our two brother cats spooning and sleeping
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 18/02/2025
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 11/02/2025
What. The. Fuck. No one agreed with this.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 07/02/2025
These cats give no fucks for personal space
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 05/02/2025
oh, my child has definitely been influenced by me
IS YOUR CHILD A
FAR-LEFT EXTREMIST?
Look for warning signs:
• Expresses sympathy for poor and working people
• Expresses concern over the treatment of marginalized groups
• Expresses concerns with fascism and the current political climate
• Accepting of all sexualities, religions, genders, races
• Wishes for a world where all people are treated equally
• Takes an interest in history and philosophy
• Talks about solving various injustices in society
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 04/02/2025
Lazy cat fell asleep while I was rubbing her neck.. purring so hard #pinkskyPost
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 01/02/2025
Lucille is such a pretty kitty #caturday #pinkskyPost
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 30/01/2025
Question… What song is the bard playing? #d&d #bardicinspiration
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 25/01/2025
Brothers without personal space boundaries. #caturday
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 25/01/2025
Some of the bags in my Lego set were paper. I am kinda happy about that. A move towards efficiency!
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 22/01/2025
same energy.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 17/01/2025
*sigh* we need help
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 17/01/2025
one day.
One day, the Sadness will end. cartoonish figure styled after Margaret Lanterman from Twin Peaks
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 15/01/2025
Nights with the wife have become ritual edibles and legos. I fucking love this woman.
Lego botanicals
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 09/01/2025
we've been here before. publicdomainreview.org/collection/c...
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 07/01/2025
how the us economy works:
A pizza with a large slice cut out of it, and remaining pieces re-assembled as a smaller pie.
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Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 07/01/2025
seems our collective class consciousness has diminished a bit lately.
a murder of crows wearing 3-D glasses
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