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@corygaming.bsky.social
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Expect mostly stupid jokes tbh I also like Touhou, I draw sometimes, I recently released a game (corygaming.itch.io/ball-and-tiles), and I watch a lot of weird comedy shows Banner by my spouse @anniewah.bsky.social

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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this isn't a "touch grass" post but it is a "get off the parts of the internet that are intentionally toxic and inflammatory and full of propaganda because it makes giant corporations rich and actively damages your mental health" post
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
at this point hearing someone say they're terminally online and have been doom scrolling is one or two steps below saying they're an alcoholic and they've been binge drinking like you know that's bad for you right it's right there in the name, they're not jokes
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Rumia (ルミア) @palrumia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💧 we offer the bubbles...
A restaurant menu. 
"Free regular or sparkling water: we offer the bubbles..."
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a weird mix of that and the polar opposite. "I'm leaving in a week, I can't cook anything there's no time", but also "I'm leaving in 3 days, now is a GREAT time to start a save in this new Minecraft modpack I found"
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but they make key lime pie ice cream and it's every bit as good as it sounds, if not better
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"woah, a new discord feature where the spoilered image has a NSFW warning and a button to re-hide it? that's cool" seconds later: "oh, it marked it with that automatically and the person who sent it had no knowledge of this and didn't spoiler tag it? that's very concerning"
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's really scary what the body can do sometimes :( glad you're alright, that sounds horrid
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"we're going shopping later" cool. does that mean I'm going too or can i make plans?
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mad about pronouns (wondering why English doesn't have inclusive and exclusive "we")
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Alternatively, the Captain and his intern Alan as the Greg and Alex of the new Taskmaster: Extraplanetary Edition
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's too late now. Next they'll be bringing you on panel shows, then pantomime...
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love Almaty, but flying into Vancouver is always beautiful Ignore the weird Dreamliner window tint colour grading
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This post brought to you by 17 hours of flying and around the same in airport time
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I like characters who are bad but get redeemed" yeah well I like characters who were never deemed in the first place. Give me that demption arc
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Canada doesn't have its own culture or accent, it's just like the states" then how did this random food delivery driver in Almaty, Kazakhstan pin me as being from near Vancouver within seconds of seeing me?? Check and mate
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm away from home for a few days still so no image editing but hear me out: dark mode flags where all white sections are made black
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I want to put McDonald's out of business; I need to make my own burger! I'll buy ten big macs and remix them into one new burger and throw out all the excess! A perfect plan." Except somehow the new burger also barely works
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I sincerely don't understand fashion, cause from between about March and October I can't wear anything more than a t-shirt
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annie wah @anniewah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WONDER MAN SEASON 2 WHO DO I NEED TO HURT TO GET WONDER MAN SEASON 2!!!!!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
uquizzes be like "pick something you like about yourself (be nice, there's something!" "pick a flaw (but don't be too hard on yourself 🥰)" "pick some lyrics: "peeling off my skin/bathing in fire..."" like bro just give me Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da or something not your edgy 9th grade playlist
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"this meeting could have been an email" but it's "this 3 hour slog of a movie could have been one really good season of TV" and "this one season of TV where every episode is 80 minutes could probably have just been a single 90 minute movie let's be fully honest with ourselves here it's all filler"
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
amused by the thought that diminutives are so rare in English that "big little" is a valid construction for instance, on seeing a small frog with relatively large eyes, one could say "awww, look at those big little eyes"
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
every now and then i have little moments of clarity where I'm a complete emotional wreck (i almost cried just seeing people hanging out and laughing, just something about deeply human moments in such a foreign place is weirdly reassuring)
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hit a weird level of sleep deprivation, nothing quite feels real, everything is just a comfortable dream don't get me wrong, traffic is loud, there's dusty air from construction, and it's 32C outside but i just feel entirely unfazed by it all
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
a healthy relationship is all about sacrifices. for instance- your partner may want to spend time together at a restaurant when you would be resting after a long work day. sacrifice two healthy goats.
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm not above the odd cat compilation, but the second I hear a voice I'm clicking off, and if the voice happens to be AI then I set fire to my computer. It's not great but drastic times and all
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Hurry!" bellowed the giant. "Throw me that apple, which is to say, the edible fruit of the Malus domestica tree, though the word may be used for related wild fruits or, in the archaic sense, as a generic term for any fruit or rotund vegetable!"
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In just a few short centuries I'll release my magnum opus, a sweeping fantasy epic full of romance, deception, intrigue and war, and over the course of which every single dictionary word will be not only used but also formally defined
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
there's a volume slider with boolean output; after 3 seconds half the video will be covered by a random selection of comments; if you blink it likes the video and emails it to everyone you know. your one friend will send you links to this site daily and there are no reuploads of the videos anywhere
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i know there have been several technological arms races in the internet, like the current one to find a use for AI, but perhaps the most baffling is the race for every short form video service to make the worst UI ever devised by man or beast
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Our society expects everyone to have kids, but they forget that there are different ways to help the next generation. You could, for example, put all of the money you save by not having kids into gold and bury it and leave a cryptic map to a random distant relative that sends them on a big adventure
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Turning off the AC after my room cools to 20 should give me more than a couple minutes before it hits 25 again. At 2 in the morning...
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I know I say this every year but it's insane to me that houses built on the west coast of Canada are still built with heating and insulation. It gets below freezing for a few minutes a year and then it hits the 30s every summer, who are we even kidding
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Electricity is magic that follows arcane rules and we don't think of it that way enough. A van de Graaf generator is a ball of metal that hums and crackles and makes your hair stand up, and if you get too close it spits lightning at you.
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don't use Reddit but I really want there to be a sequel to eli5 which is eli5kbc (explain like it's 5000BC) What is a computer? Oh easy, we take special rocks and etch runes into them and connect them with copper or silver, then we can see things remotely, or ask for their knowledge of the world.
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's so weird how things that happened a week ago feel like forever ago, but Christmas was 8 months ago and I can casually forget to do something for the entirety of those 8 months the same way I can forget to do something overnight This post brought to you by the Lush soap I still haven't used up
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Briefly thought about offering to edit them out before I remembered who you are and what you do with VFX
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"friendslop" is only derogatory for people who think games should make them angry. The rest of us are finally eating again
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Rewatched Age of Ultron the other day. Sad to think that if this movie was just a little better people might have understood the message of "don't let rich people put AI in everything" and we wouldn't be in this situation today
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cognitohazard warning: started reading "ofc" as "oregon fried chicken" and it changes everything
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Made the mistake of trying to log in to Minecraft. I have a flight in two weeks. I'll probably still be trying to log in to the account recovery text so they can email my phone number to the authenticator app which will let me recover the authentic text of the email so I can sign in to the phone and
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annie wah @anniewah.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
wonder man season 2. nothing bad can happen if you undo the cancellation and make season 2. only good things can happen. we can be trusted with season 2 of wonder man. put season 2 of wonder man in production it is safe in production. wonder man season 2 likes it in production it's warm and comforta
fanart of simon and trevor from wonder man in chibi form with cat ears and tails
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's a scary, dangerous world out there. You could be texting somebody innocently and sincerely and accidentally put a semicolon in your smiley face emoticon and completely change the tone of the whole message
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There are probably a lot of lessons that can be learned from the Animal Crossing series, but honestly, I think the biggest one is that life would be better if people wrote to each other on nice stationery more
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
how to make a piece of media your whole identity, even though it became popular right after you got into it, without looking like a normie?
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Youtube channels you've heard of in passing will really appear on your home page with a video titled "It's All Over" and the thumbnail is them looking sad and the words "I'm Done" and then you click to read replies and it turns out they just meant they finished eating today's dinner or something
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Artichoke Heart of Darkness
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The wonderful "big menu over cashiers" to "replace those menus with screens" to "wow screens aren't great for this, fill them with ads" to "small paper menu on the table so you can't decide what you want until you're at the front of the line ready to order" pipeline
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