Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this isn't a "touch grass" post but it is a "get off the parts of the internet that are intentionally toxic and inflammatory and full of propaganda because it makes giant corporations rich and actively damages your mental health" post 010
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026at this point hearing someone say they're terminally online and have been doom scrolling is one or two steps below saying they're an alcoholic and they've been binge drinking like you know that's bad for you right it's right there in the name, they're not jokes 110
Reposted by CoryTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed. 51058188
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have a weird mix of that and the polar opposite. "I'm leaving in a week, I can't cook anything there's no time", but also "I'm leaving in 3 days, now is a GREAT time to start a save in this new Minecraft modpack I found" 010
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't know who needs to hear this but they make key lime pie ice cream and it's every bit as good as it sounds, if not better 000
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"woah, a new discord feature where the spoilered image has a NSFW warning and a button to re-hide it? that's cool" seconds later: "oh, it marked it with that automatically and the person who sent it had no knowledge of this and didn't spoiler tag it? that's very concerning" 000
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's really scary what the body can do sometimes :( glad you're alright, that sounds horrid 111
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"we're going shopping later" cool. does that mean I'm going too or can i make plans? 000
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026mad about pronouns (wondering why English doesn't have inclusive and exclusive "we") 100
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Alternatively, the Captain and his intern Alan as the Greg and Alex of the new Taskmaster: Extraplanetary Edition 020
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's too late now. Next they'll be bringing you on panel shows, then pantomime... 2240
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I love Almaty, but flying into Vancouver is always beautiful Ignore the weird Dreamliner window tint colour grading 040
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This post brought to you by 17 hours of flying and around the same in airport time 100
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"I like characters who are bad but get redeemed" yeah well I like characters who were never deemed in the first place. Give me that demption arc 110
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Canada doesn't have its own culture or accent, it's just like the states" then how did this random food delivery driver in Almaty, Kazakhstan pin me as being from near Vancouver within seconds of seeing me?? Check and mate 011
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm away from home for a few days still so no image editing but hear me out: dark mode flags where all white sections are made black 000
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"I want to put McDonald's out of business; I need to make my own burger! I'll buy ten big macs and remix them into one new burger and throw out all the excess! A perfect plan." Except somehow the new burger also barely works 0361
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I sincerely don't understand fashion, cause from between about March and October I can't wear anything more than a t-shirt 110
Reposted by Coryannie wah @anniewah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026WONDER MAN SEASON 2 WHO DO I NEED TO HURT TO GET WONDER MAN SEASON 2!!!!!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING 011
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 31/08/2026uquizzes be like "pick something you like about yourself (be nice, there's something!" "pick a flaw (but don't be too hard on yourself 🥰)" "pick some lyrics: "peeling off my skin/bathing in fire..."" like bro just give me Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da or something not your edgy 9th grade playlist 000
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"this meeting could have been an email" but it's "this 3 hour slog of a movie could have been one really good season of TV" and "this one season of TV where every episode is 80 minutes could probably have just been a single 90 minute movie let's be fully honest with ourselves here it's all filler" 010
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 23/08/2026amused by the thought that diminutives are so rare in English that "big little" is a valid construction for instance, on seeing a small frog with relatively large eyes, one could say "awww, look at those big little eyes" 001
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026every now and then i have little moments of clarity where I'm a complete emotional wreck (i almost cried just seeing people hanging out and laughing, just something about deeply human moments in such a foreign place is weirdly reassuring) 020
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026hit a weird level of sleep deprivation, nothing quite feels real, everything is just a comfortable dream don't get me wrong, traffic is loud, there's dusty air from construction, and it's 32C outside but i just feel entirely unfazed by it all 120
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026a healthy relationship is all about sacrifices. for instance- your partner may want to spend time together at a restaurant when you would be resting after a long work day. sacrifice two healthy goats. 000
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'm not above the odd cat compilation, but the second I hear a voice I'm clicking off, and if the voice happens to be AI then I set fire to my computer. It's not great but drastic times and all 030
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"Hurry!" bellowed the giant. "Throw me that apple, which is to say, the edible fruit of the Malus domestica tree, though the word may be used for related wild fruits or, in the archaic sense, as a generic term for any fruit or rotund vegetable!" 010
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 17/08/2026In just a few short centuries I'll release my magnum opus, a sweeping fantasy epic full of romance, deception, intrigue and war, and over the course of which every single dictionary word will be not only used but also formally defined 110
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 15/08/2026there's a volume slider with boolean output; after 3 seconds half the video will be covered by a random selection of comments; if you blink it likes the video and emails it to everyone you know. your one friend will send you links to this site daily and there are no reuploads of the videos anywhere 000
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i know there have been several technological arms races in the internet, like the current one to find a use for AI, but perhaps the most baffling is the race for every short form video service to make the worst UI ever devised by man or beast 100
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Our society expects everyone to have kids, but they forget that there are different ways to help the next generation. You could, for example, put all of the money you save by not having kids into gold and bury it and leave a cryptic map to a random distant relative that sends them on a big adventure 040
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Turning off the AC after my room cools to 20 should give me more than a couple minutes before it hits 25 again. At 2 in the morning... 000
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I know I say this every year but it's insane to me that houses built on the west coast of Canada are still built with heating and insulation. It gets below freezing for a few minutes a year and then it hits the 30s every summer, who are we even kidding 110
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Electricity is magic that follows arcane rules and we don't think of it that way enough. A van de Graaf generator is a ball of metal that hums and crackles and makes your hair stand up, and if you get too close it spits lightning at you. 000
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I don't use Reddit but I really want there to be a sequel to eli5 which is eli5kbc (explain like it's 5000BC) What is a computer? Oh easy, we take special rocks and etch runes into them and connect them with copper or silver, then we can see things remotely, or ask for their knowledge of the world. 110
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It's so weird how things that happened a week ago feel like forever ago, but Christmas was 8 months ago and I can casually forget to do something for the entirety of those 8 months the same way I can forget to do something overnight This post brought to you by the Lush soap I still haven't used up 010
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Briefly thought about offering to edit them out before I remembered who you are and what you do with VFX 080
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 09/08/2026"friendslop" is only derogatory for people who think games should make them angry. The rest of us are finally eating again 010
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Rewatched Age of Ultron the other day. Sad to think that if this movie was just a little better people might have understood the message of "don't let rich people put AI in everything" and we wouldn't be in this situation today 010
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Cognitohazard warning: started reading "ofc" as "oregon fried chicken" and it changes everything 000
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Made the mistake of trying to log in to Minecraft. I have a flight in two weeks. I'll probably still be trying to log in to the account recovery text so they can email my phone number to the authenticator app which will let me recover the authentic text of the email so I can sign in to the phone and 030
Reposted by Coryannie wah @anniewah.bsky.social · 03/08/2026wonder man season 2. nothing bad can happen if you undo the cancellation and make season 2. only good things can happen. we can be trusted with season 2 of wonder man. put season 2 of wonder man in production it is safe in production. wonder man season 2 likes it in production it's warm and comforta 032
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It's a scary, dangerous world out there. You could be texting somebody innocently and sincerely and accidentally put a semicolon in your smiley face emoticon and completely change the tone of the whole message 000
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 02/08/2026There are probably a lot of lessons that can be learned from the Animal Crossing series, but honestly, I think the biggest one is that life would be better if people wrote to each other on nice stationery more 020
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 29/07/2026how to make a piece of media your whole identity, even though it became popular right after you got into it, without looking like a normie? 021
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Youtube channels you've heard of in passing will really appear on your home page with a video titled "It's All Over" and the thumbnail is them looking sad and the words "I'm Done" and then you click to read replies and it turns out they just meant they finished eating today's dinner or something 010
Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The wonderful "big menu over cashiers" to "replace those menus with screens" to "wow screens aren't great for this, fill them with ads" to "small paper menu on the table so you can't decide what you want until you're at the front of the line ready to order" pipeline 110