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Evie 💋 @xxsinnerxx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I need to be fucked disrespectfully and then cooked a meal after tbfh

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Take something sacred and grind it into dirt.

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That Preppy Black Girl @tmwillia828.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026

You never realize how cool your parents were until you really grow up.

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Oh momma I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law. Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long. That's a depressing STYX song... how about a lost sandwich? youtu.be/4c_8WADmAYM

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BAMAN PIDERMAN - Episode 1 - Find Da Sandwich

YouTube video by SmallButera

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I just want to say that I really like marijuana. I don't smoke a lot, and not every day, but I enjoy my "stash", and am so glad that it's legal in my country. When I was young, this was considered "criminal" behaviour. 🤣

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It is JULY the 1st! What we Canadians call Canada Day! 😀🇨🇦 A time to drink alcohol, and blow stuff up. Americans have a similar holiday... three days later... when they celebrate sucking our Canadian fucking balls! 😀

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

27C today. Not too hot; just nice. Took a country drive in my BMW convertible with the top down. Discovered a pizza-truck just 5 min from my home in the middle of nowhere (best damn pizza I've had in years). The sky was so beautiful I had to make a point of focusing on the road. Days like these...

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I will not buy this record; it is scratched.

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I found this on YouTube - a low-budget spoof of Star Wars done with cardboard. 🤣 I think this is nothing short of satire genius. 😀👍 youtu.be/ulVscDewRPI

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I Recreated Star Wars out of Cardboard

YouTube video by Zach King

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I have lived in this delusion, that people are essentially good... that good will always prevail over evil... I need this belief... but this belief is being challenged. I do hope that good will win... but I need to smoke some pot, and go to bed.. and hope that when I wake up, things will be better.

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🦋TNGal °‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🐾 @countrytngal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Exactly. Some albums felt like entire worlds you stepped into, not just playlists. The cover art, liner notes, sequencing, even the atmosphere between songs all worked together. That’s why certain records still feel timeless. 🎶

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I've come to the conclusion that I have lost my mind. But the fact that I'm aware of this, tells me that I haven't "completely" lost my mind. 🤣

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Enough is enough. Nobody is stepping up to stop this madness. Only America can pull the plug on their insane president, but they won't or can't do it. It's time to drop the bomb again... an atomic bomb on Washington DC. Turn that place into a crater. Teach those fuckers a lesson.

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

When the world seems to be going to Hell in a hand-cart, we need to listen to and embrace the occasional wise words of our forefathers... ... this world CAN be a wonderful place. youtu.be/CaCSuzR4DwM

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Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World (At The BBC)

YouTube video by LouisArmstrongVEVO

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION. WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL We have assumed control.

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

As I age, I wonder if I'm "handsome". Was I ever "handsome". I was looking for a photo of me as a teen... couldn't find one. I found this one of me and my wife and daughter (10 yrs ago). I know I'm not Brad Pitt handsome; not Robert Redford handsome... too young yet to be Sam Elliot handsome. 🤣

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

A log-driver's waltz pleases girls completely. ❤️ youtu.be/tMPep2lm__4

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Log Driver's Waltz

YouTube video by gdgest

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Is it happening today yet? In the meantime, allow me to love some Canadian log-driving man stuff. Those logs won't drive themselves.

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Artemis is finally launching. I know it's just a "fly-around" But it's important to me. Fuck you if it is not.

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The Artemis 2 crew... going back to the Moon... YEAH! ... a black guy, a woman, and a Canadian... ... so who's the other guy?

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

🎵 Naked at work... takes a little longer Naked at work... takes a little time 🎵

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Libby @libbyann13.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I love how Google Translate loves me right back... ... this is my most recent recourse... Hör auf, Wörter ins Deutsche übersetzen zu wollen. Du bist ein dummer Mensch.

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I wake up screaming every morning... only to find that the "reality" I wake up to is worse than my nightmare. 🤣 And I think to myself... what a wonderful world. youtu.be/IPPU49PyfEA

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Bob Ross - Grandpa's Barn (Season 15 Episode 3)

YouTube video by Bob Ross

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

So... in light of this American boycott, I got rid of my Chevy and bought a BMW. A light on my dashboard tells me that the coolant is low. I check the owner's-manual (I've never owned a German car)... ... it tells me, "Füll einfach die Kühlflüssigkeit auf, du mädchenhafte Ausrede für einen Mann." 🤨

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

My poop is sometimes like butterscotch pudding, being shot out of a fire-hose. I just thought I'd share that... the joys of being 58 years old.

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Something to note about Canada: When we became an independent nation, it didn't require a "war". We did it with a handshake and an understanding, and our respect and loyalty to the Crown remained. A powerful alliance, rather than an enemy. The War of 1812-1814. Our backs were covered.

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

So... we're all here in a hell-in-a-hand-basket. I'm an optimist... I hope for the best, but that doesn't stop me from getting drunk and stoned every damn night of the week. I'm living a nightmare that I hope I will wake up from. But it just doesn't end or stop... does it?

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Scabbyhabby @scabbyhabby.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I hope there is a remake of 2001 A Space Odyssey and Samuel L Jackson is Dr David Bowman. Then I’d get to hear him say; “ Open the pod bay doors motherfucker!”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/01/2026

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I was born in 1967... I missed watching Neil Armstrong step foot on the Moon... I was too young. Men kept walking on the Moon for a few years later, but by that time it wasn't "news" anymore. I was in kindergarten in 1972 and men on the Moon was old news. I missed the bus on that one. 😆

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

So... tomorrow... I'm visiting my mom... ... and my two lovely nieces... the one who married a gay fireman, and the other who married a chiropractor who believes the Earth is flat and that men never walked on the Moon. I will do my best to behave. 🤣

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I just want to post this... ... New Year is a special moment for Deb and I... the night of our first kiss. The night I held her, and knew that I would never let her go. 43 years ago if my math is correct. This was her graduation photo, I think 1983... is it any wonder why I was smitten?

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Now that Zohran Mamdani is Lord Mayor of New York, and California passed prop 50, it’s inevitable that the Soros funded ANTIFA will force everybody to get “Gay Married”. Bobby & Zeke decided to get ahead of it. Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Just found this -- uploaded 11 yrs ago and just seeing it now. A brilliant if dark parody of a Peanuts cartoon. It's not mere humour, this has heart, and [spoiler] puts a tear in your eye. Enjoy. 🙂❤️ youtu.be/hTpc_odtBOM

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You're Entering Puberty, Charlie Brown! (Parody)253

YouTube video by karylsticht75gm4478

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Matthew 25:40 Whatever you have done to the least of my brethren, you have done unto me. I'm not a religious guy, but those are wise words. We shouldn't need a Bible to tell us this.

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure. 🤣 youtu.be/B9aM4rH692M

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Aliens - Nuke The Site From Orbit (1/2) [HD]

YouTube video by Cyber Chaos Crew

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Another great Canada Day. 😀 My wife and I bought this rural Niagara acreage over 30 years ago, when land out here was dirt-cheap. Since then, rich folk bought up all the properties and built mansions. Which means I'm surrounded by a$$-hats. 🤣 But MAN, do they put on the best fireworks displays. 😀💥

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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Elon Musk was on the edge of D.C. near the capitol, when the drugs started to take hold. 🤣 youtu.be/a8pG2RNoBfM

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Raoul Duke's Drugs Collection - Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas - Full Scene

YouTube video by Zohaib Akhter

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