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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 12h

That’s my buddy Kyle. He’s cool.

Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 22h

What is the motivation behind someone who would do this? It seems like a lot of work for a cake that they KNOW has already been baked.

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ooo, secret bolt hole for when the haters finally come for you!

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I thought it was interesting that Jason wrote the song from the Lawson POV even though he was related to the Hill’s

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

‘Twas not your first drink of the night

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And not a single one brought one for the prof?????? That’s just rude

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There was a CS prof notorious for reviewing students work on their machines. Ctrl A, Del, Ctrl S, close the window. It was a powerful lesson in source code control or at the very least creating backups.

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Kristi Hallman-Cortis @akristipayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Idk why it bothers people SO BADLY that some of us have publicly marveled at the fact the song is that statistically popular and we’ve simply never heard it. That’s not a wannabe-own or a hot take or a moral superiority thing. It’s simply… interesting and I’m not sure why we can’t say that out loud.

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And then who is buy the damn meme coin

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026

Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵

Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Did you hear the call of the ancestors whispering in the wind as you sipped?

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is the best advertisement for WorldCon I’ve ever read

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not the point of the story I know, but it makes it even funnier that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam all share the same god.

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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Yogi Berra - Famous Baseball Philosopher" ~ Classic 1987 Miller Lite Beer Commercial. Check out actor Jason Alexander (pre-George Costanza) standing behind Yogi! #MLB #Baseball #Yankees #Seinfeld

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Haters may have a valid argument.

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Which is exactly why Andor was such a breath of fresh air (along with the outstanding writing and acting, of course).

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek

Patrick Stewart as Oberon in A Midsummer Night’s Dream

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Man, with as drunk as Wisconsin is on the regular how drunk do you actually have to be to stand out above the crowd

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I’m at 4, and none are really on my feeds at all. I is oldy

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Y’all can go soak your heads right and proper

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“Any meaningful metric.” Wars are not won and lost on KPI’s, sir.

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What the actual fuck is happening. Did dolly decide to take the cool people with her?

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Also the fact that they call it “contingency.” There is absolutely lots of radiation in space. What exactly is “contingent” here?

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There are, but many of them are already on the field wearing pads

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

And it really increased its scourge based on the vitriol it felt after being demoted from the ranks for planets

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Exactly. If I’m just buying the beans absolutely not. If they grind them for me I’ll give them a flat rate tip for the service. Grinding $12 beans and $35 beans is the same effort.

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

We miss you guys already. See you in a couple years 😢

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

End of the Road by Boyz II Men. Starts off sad, ends up stalker

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Jonathan Cortis @cortijon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Ok GreekSky, how’d we do? Souzoukaklia with rice, Briam on the side, and homemade tzatziki sauce. @akristipayne.bsky.social and I ate well tonight.

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