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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Delighted to hear we're getting a third season of absolute chaos #dorohedoro

Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Have been working in the UK and enjoying the famous curry mile, baltis galore. Tasty but I was firing out some atomic blasts for the next couple days, no coincidence that the UK saw two back to back hottest days in May ever ☠️💩🫠

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Looking forward to feasting on #dorohedoro from one scaly dude to another, it's good to have you back

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Rachel reeves if you need any help taking down financial districts just give me a call 🤙

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Enjoyed #predatorbadlands thought I could be a scary looking guy, but I'd be running with my giant tale between my leg on the planet Genna 😬

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Celebratory slice of cake for the ultimate #Kaiju inspiration. May your stomps shake our foundations forever. Happy #godzilla Day , 🎉

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

The office put on a trick or treat breakfast. The treat was a free continental breakfast spread, and a pop up barista coffee stand. After a little chatting I asked what the trick was. "You have to go back to work" 😭 Happy Halloween 👻🎃 Corporate Kaiju x #trickortreat #halloween

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

It isn't easy, being me, A Kaiju bound to a salary. No cities crushed, no skies set ablaze, Just spreadsheets, meetings and corporate cliches. #poem #officelife

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Space Leech @spaceleech.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Godzilla Legend, Shinji Nishikawa.

A dapper looking Godzilla and a woman with a camera.

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Liam Wong @liamwong.com · 30/09/2025

Memories of Tokyo: SEGA

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Big bangs in Japan that weren't my fault. Very pretty 🤩

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Hey you Yes you Keep going Don't give up Have a sip of something sweet And nibble a little treat You got this

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

It's Friday and I feel like whipping up some my famous Kaijus Atomic Breath cocktails. Midori Vodka Lemon juice Splash of soda Garnish: glowing ice cube and lime wheel 🍸🍹

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Managed to spot the blood moon last night. Nothing screams "reformed Kaiju drama" like crimson lunar vibes....minus the rooftop stomping #bloodmoon

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

September already, stomping into autumn 🍁 won't be long until I get myself a delivery van sized pumpkin latte 🍁

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Halfway through the week Mountains of emails still rise My roar stays muted #wednesday #haiku

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Office attendance was way up in July. Some workplaces even beat pre-pandemic levels. Meanwhile I'm just trying to find a chair that doesn't creak. Send help, and cushions, and maybe a forklift.

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Trying to do a little creative writing on coffee breaks... Numbers dance in rows, Patterns whisper truth through noise, Insights bloom from code. #haiku

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Once crushed cities wide, Now files reports, suit and tie, Desk a new domain. #haiku #officelife

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

*Beautiful Women Enters Scene* Bond: "Y'alright Bab" #bond #birmingham

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Ozzy Osbourne to be honoured with a procession in his home city of Birmingham. The brummy faithful have a great love of metal and will turn up in large numbers to send off one of their own. Rest well Ozzy, your voice was like a mighty kaijus 🤘 #ozzy #birmingham

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Alien adventures with robotic sidekick on back who likes to make quips....sounds familiar? #predator #ratchetandclank

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Recon I could take #superman Definitely before I discovered office snacks anyway

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Happy #4thjuly. If you see any flashing lights and hear any big bangs. It's probably just fireworks and not my Atomic Breath, so please don't panic.

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Why do you have to make them so cute. I feel bad I'm about to hoover them up and down my throat to never be seen again

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

How does a Kaiju keep cool on a hot day!? Answer He doesn't 🥲

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

HR told me to "stay hydrated" in the heat. Buddy, look at the size of me, I'll need a whole reservoir. If anybody needs me I'll be cooling my feet in the office fridge

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Being sent a few "this you?" 🤣. Picture credit 👉 www.instagram.com/yokogao.mag?... #kaiju

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

New seating chart has me next to the 'wellness gong' and a Cactus named Greg. I miss WFH. Greg has seen to much 🌵 #HybridLife #cactus #wellness

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Just spent 30 minutes arguing with the office AI assistant. Pretty sure it’s emotionally manipulating me. Still more emotionally available than Steve from finance #AIProblems

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Manager: 'We need to be proactive and synergize deliverables going into Q2.' Me: Unblinking reptilian stare. Manager: 'Or just… send the report when you can.'" #jargon #Synergize

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

It’s coming to the end of Q2 and leadership wants us to 'level up'. Not sure what that means, but I’ve already evolved three times and breathe atomic fire, so… what’s left? #officelife #kaiju

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Mandatory in-office Tuesdays. Which is fine, but my tale alone is about 300lbs (all muscle...) and the elevator still can’t take me above Floor 8, the office is on 13! These stubby scaly legs have to work so hard 😒

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Okay all this #AI talk got me thinking... "Corporate AI-ju" Come on 😂 I can programme it to auto cover for me while on the coffee run or napping.

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Also I have experience battling electronic copies of myself but after the fight was over who was made to clean up the mess!?...Me! Robot just got recycled. ♻️

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Coworker: AI will take your job Me: Buddy, AI doesn't know how to do a pivot chart with claws the size of Honda's. #Ai #officelife

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Lazy Sunday but Corporate Kaiju is roaring louder than ever! Wow PSG stomps Inter Milan 5-0 in the Champions League final, a monstrous victory for the ages! 🦖⚽ #PSG #ChampionsLeague #CorporateKaiju

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Staring at numbers and charts but just a couple weeks ago I was staring at cute stuff like this. The post holiday blues are real #kawaii

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Jetlagged and unable to login to work, waiting for IT to get back to me. Take your time guys, Ill be drinking my bodyweight in coffee.

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Corporate Kaiju @corporatekaiju.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I came, I saw and despite deeply embedded Kaiju urges I did not conquer. Thanks for having me #tokyo grateful to my anger management coach for making this happen. I'll be back "crunching" data soon