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CornChipWarrior

@cornchipwarrior.bsky.social
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Looting-shooting, metal guitar crooning, EDM bass boosting, MTG loving, board game and TTRPG dice scooting guy. Watch Live: twitch.tv/cornchip_warrior Watch VODs: YouTube.com/@cornchipwarrior Hear my music: soundcloud.com/cornchip_warrior 🚫AI/NFT🚫

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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 4h
Amazing episode! Always freaked me out as a kid though. Still, no regerts.
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 12h
"this wouldn't have existed without AI anyway, it's not taking away any potential jobs or opportunities" if you do not have the willingness or drive to make something without AI, then it shouldn't exist AI is built off of stolen labor. Want art? Do or fund the labor.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 13h
Hap Birf!
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court 🎀 @frozenflygone.allagarta.live · 20h
I love going to bed early and then being unable to sleep so then I will be exhausted anyway AND I couldve just been playing video games instead of this
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Awesome! Congratulations!
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/geft...
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The official sound of Halloween!
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We used to be a proper country!
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh shit! Waddup!
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🔥Carrie🔥 @supitscarrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Increasingly, I have seen folks who released music through GameChops distance themselves from the label and express a desire to re-distro outside of it. But there's a cost involved in that which many musicians may not be able to cover. So, fuck it, let me put my money where my mouth is.
white text on black background that reads "music re-distribution financial relief fund. since just because a label done borked up that doesn't mean your music should disappear."white text on black background that reads "what this is: an offer to provide financial aid to help cover the costs involved in re-distribution of tracks outside a label. even if every track is only five bucks to put a track through distro independently, that adds up after an album or so. i'm putting my money where my mouth is and seeding this with $250 to start. if you would like to add to that, my DMs are open - let's chat."white and other light colored text on black background that reads "what this is not: anything beyond financial aid. I cannot help you clear licensing. I cannot help you secure proper licenses if you need something beyond a basic compulsory mechanical license. I cannot help you re-mix or re-master a track (though I can put you in touch with people who can). I cannot help you get out of any contracts you may have had with a label as far as who owns what."white text on black background that reads "your music matters. Let's not let label ownership tomfoolery fuck it up. DMs are open."
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well do you do a good job cleaning up the place?
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh God! Somebody get that kid do- oh oh ok it's fake. Whew. Wait wtf it's fake?!?
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's the First of October so it's officially Spooky Time...in your area! youtu.be/bPaWa1wuJrI?...
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Spooky Time
YouTube video by First of October - Topic
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pill Splitter is an amazing name for a New York Hardcore band.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Yes we can definitely bring back the dollar slice by some careful budgeting!" "Ok yes I see now that not paying taxes was an error in judgement, however the dollar slice has increased your profits by almost 0.05 percent! Now let's see what we can do to reduce your prison sentence."
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
M*A*S*H is a classic.
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Mash Intro Title Sequence Hawkeye Alan Alda Loretta Switt Hotlips Mobile Army Surgical Hospital
Alt: The TV show Mash Intro Title Sequence
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Jyggy @jyggy.live · 29/09/2026
When your bro hits the Zombie Hover
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today I listened to Wormrot (a grindcore band from Singapore), Wharflurch (a doom metal band from Florida), and The Ocean (an atmospheric sludge band from Berlin) using a French streaming service with no algorithm. What the fuck makes you think I've heard the top country song in the U.S. right now?
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Maille @maillesmith9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its been a hot minute but finally made it to an art show
Two tables full of hand crafted items. On the left are chainmaille jewelry and dice bags. On the right are crocheted hats, plushies, and bagsThe same spread of goods looking closer at the chainmaille. In the front you can see inlays of Pikachu and red and green mushrooms
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Skyline is pretty good sometimes.
A post by laughingboylp saying he is going to Canada followed by a post by Kenny Logins say "You think you could live in Canada but then you find out they call Kermit the Frog "Green Dennis" or something and the deal is off"
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm trying to think of the most basic video game mechanic that would be totally broken IRL. Double jump is definitely up there, but I'm leaning more towards being able to sleep on command? Although just pausing for a few seconds would be great.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I see a lot of things from the NES, and SNES eras being listed but for a more modern one, I never got into The Witcher series at all. I tried playing The Witcher 3 but immediately the movement didn't jive with me so I put it down after about a half hour and never picked it up again.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I agree. I never call myself a collector because I fully intend to play every game or system I get instead of just shelving them. It's nice to get things complete in box but even if all I get is the disc or cartridge and it plays, I'm happy.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Must be a Monday.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sirenhead's less successful cousin, Signhead.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The pachinko machine sucks. The controls in Sunshine are so finicky and the pachinko machine is the worst example of it. I've seen so many speedruns of that game die to it.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh man! I hope you recover quickly! 🙏
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Applied for a new position in my company. My current role has become mundane with no challenge and the new position would be more challenging with a significant pay increase. Honestly I give myself about a 50/50 shot of getting but we'll see.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sure! Not arguing that point. For me I just don't get satisfaction from overcoming that type of friction. Like I think Metaphor is a great game but not for me. I enjoyed the combat but was concerned about using in game days "wrong" which for me to even think that made me realize it wasn't for me.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have a rough time with them personally. Having a time limit in games really stresses me out. Like in a platformer or whatever sure no issues, but when the game is like "You have a limited amount of time and how you spend that time will have huge implications" it give me decision paralysis.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't be. He died doing what he loved.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well of course! After all, He. Is. Spartacus.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*BREAKING* The Wonders announce they are no longer opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Man Says "I Quit" to Jimmy
Alt: Jimmy from the fictional band The Wonders in the movie That Thing You Do singing "I Quit"
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think it's "Hell yeah"
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If it wasn't for the fact that I traded a friend my GBA for his PS1 for a summer I wouldn't have ever gotten into console gaming. I went all out after graduating high-school and moving out. I bought a PS3 with Oblivion, Call of Duty MW2, and Borderlands after a few months on my own.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man, I wasn't allowed to listen to American Idiot by Green Day, read Harry Potter (honestly dodged a bullet on that one), or play console games. I didn't even get a GBA until I was 12 and I was only allowed first party Nintendo games.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One thing I do love is that all budget brands collectively decided "we're going to make a 30" scale baritone and we're going to make it in an offset design" and I'm here for it!
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wish more budget extended range guitars were fun shapes. It's not as bad with 7 strings but if you want 8 or more it's either strat shaped or like $1000+.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
OK ChatGPT. What's the next step?
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Scoping out what candy to get for Halloween. My wife and I always get full size bars to give out to the neighborhood kids. The sheer joy and surprise when we present them the candy bowl is totally worth the extra money.
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Illusion of free choice meme with Joel Robinson and Ryland Grace
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
If your sandwich is fried it should be cut diagonally. If your sandwich is not fried it should be cut vertically. If your sandwich is cut horizontally you will not see the light of heaven.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is funny! I'll have to send it to my friends on Datcord.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gaming in the future is gonna be wild like "Yeah man this series is great and it's really got staying power! It's been going for 50 years. Don't play any of the games released between 2022-2030 though."
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just got out of the theater watching MST3K the Rifftrax Experiment for The Sting of Death! Wonderful experience! The whole theater was in stitches during the jellyfish swarm scene! I can't wait to see more of them! #MST3K
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Kimimi🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · 12/09/2026
The return, and evolution of, Ys: kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2026/09/11/y...
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Ys VI The Ark of Napishtim: A future for Falcom
The period between the late ‘90s and the early ‘00s were an uncertain time for legendary RPG developer Falcom. RPGs had moved on without them, and done so successfully and spectacularly. Square-Eni…
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
without naming it, post a photo or gif from your favorite tv show
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Mash Hawk Eye Pierce's Smirk
Alt: Mash Hawk Eye Pierce's smirking and the starting to head through a swinging door.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looking forward to the new Kirby and Metroid games and always appreciate free updates like we got for Mariokart and StarFox. I would be excited for the new Professor Layton game if it weren't for the fact that Level-5 is all in on AI. I guess I've played as much of that series as I ever will.
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