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CornChipWarrior

@cornchipwarrior.bsky.social
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Looting-shooting, metal guitar crooning, EDM bass boosting, MTG loving, board game and TTRPG dice scooting guy. Watch Live: twitch.tv/cornchip_warrior Watch VODs: YouTube.com/@cornchipwarrior Hear my music: soundcloud.com/cornchip_warrior 🚫AI/NFT🚫

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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Skyline is pretty good sometimes.
A post by laughingboylp saying he is going to Canada followed by a post by Kenny Logins say "You think you could live in Canada but then you find out they call Kermit the Frog "Green Dennis" or something and the deal is off"
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cat
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Had a couple of games show up today! I've bee in a very Playstation mood recently so I decided to scoop these up while they were on sale. Looking forward to checking them out!
Me holding copies of the Ratchet and clank collection and the Sly Cooper collection for PS3 against a green wall.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hold up!
An image of a house from the game Morrowind. It's set against a hilly, medieval cityscape. It has a red oval around the house and in the foreground is the player characters hand holding a fancy sword. Crow T. Robot from the show "Mystery Science Theater 3000".
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Timeline is wild sometimes.
2 unrelated bluesky posts. Top 1 from user Wargen says "Nice car shame about the guy driving it" and a second post below from user BrainytheRPGCat that says "Carrie the Carrot Car" with an illustration of a rabbit driving a carrot car filled with carrots in the back seat.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is Lilith and River. They rarely snuggle together so I was happy to get this picture when I did.
2 cats laying on a white blanket in a living room scene together. Lilith (left) is a striped cat and River (right) is a tuxedo cat.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Shaggy 2 Dope from the band Insane Clown Posse. He is a man with grease paint clown style black and white makeup wearing a white hooded sweatshirt and holding both hands up. Text overlaid reads "Fuckin' Magistrates How do they work?"
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My setup is the gamer equivalent of Atlas holding up the heavens.
2 gray tube TVs sitting on a black entertainment center with various retro gaming consoles on the lower levels of the entertainment center. Various gaming figurines are atop the TVs.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Gonna put the Dr. Pepper brat on one of these and ascend to the heavens.
2 packages of Johnsonville brand sausages. Both are Dr. Pepper flavored.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Show me a cool physical game.
The front cover of Kirby's Dream Collection for the Nintendo Wii.The inside of Kirby's Dream Collection showing the booklet, game disc, and a soundtrack disc.The inside Kirby's Dream Collection showing the OST disc in the second disc holder slot.The back cover of Kirby's Dream Collection.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Taro Okada just trying to have a nice relaxing walk: Thekla:
THe character Goro Majima from the Yakuza game series popping up from a manhole. He's wearing a black eyepatch, a snakeskin jacket, and black gloves.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
watching @thejwittz.bsky.social and @renoodle.bsky.social having an actual #wittzparty in 2026 is healing me right now! Look at these amazing people!
3 people streaming Mario Party playing the Free Throw mini game.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oof busy, but rewarding, day today.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have jury duty next week and the intrusive thoughts are creeping in...
A dril post that reads "the judge order me to take off my anonymous v mask and im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit"

10:30 PM 09 Mar 15
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it) They rarely snuggle like this and I was so glad I got a picture of it. (Lilith on the left, River on the right).
A striped cat and a tuxedo cat snuggling on a white blanket with a living room in the background.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yes but you see, I'm a cornchip.
A cornchip with anime eyes in a sketchy looking space helmet. The background is a picture of outer space.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Work break riff of the day! We've got some blackened metal core vibes going on in drop G this afternoon!
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
New Gear Day! This amp rips and has everything I need to record great sounding crushing guitars! Maybe I'll actually put out some music soon.
A guitar amplifier head. Specifically a Peavey Invective MH.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Who else up Hollowing they Mina?
Splash Screen for Mina the Hollower
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Waffle House sign that says Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This cornchip has been updated! Please do not adjust your skyline! New profile pic day! I am not an artist! Can you tell?
A cornchip with big eyes wearing a space helmet. My new pfp
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Me when my 4 year old nephew says he's having a bad day but he's trying to be happy:
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A taxi license showing the Driver's name as Ram Amandeep.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Cornchipwarrior 
Cornchipwarrior.bsky.social

Every time I see a black and white photo of a celebrity on social media I have to stop and make sure they didn't die.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Doctor I trust more than rfk Jr.
Doctor Zed from the Borderlands franchise.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A still from the show Futurama showing Fry sitting next to Zoidberg. Text says "Thanks to denial I'm immortal"
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Wow Fretless is great! A fun little deck builder with RPG elements and rhythm based combat. It also has a tone of references and easter eggs for anyone who has spent time on the guitar side of Youtube. Of course the music was exquisite as well.
Splash Screen for the game Fretless. It includes a man wearing a woll hat with several instruments around him.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Post you in another country
My wife and I standing in front of a fence in front of Mt. Fuji.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hell yeah! Looking forward to this!
Me holding up a black Gameboy Advance SP connected to a GameCube against a silver CRT showing the multi-player selection screen from Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The text "You wouldn't exceed a rate limit" in the style of the "You wouldn't steal a car" anti-piracy graphic.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Tapping the sign once more
A post from me from a while back saying "Gaming hot take. I haven't felt more immersed in a game as a result of better graphics in about a decade."
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Bobby Flay was an average celebrity chef... ...until he wasn't.
An image of a Bobby Flay cook book with Bobby cooking on the cover converted to negative.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
15 minute guitar break riff of the day is on an 8 string tuned to double drop-d! Enjoy!
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hell yeah! Me too!
antiantiai.bsky.social anti "Anti-AI" Labeler

Ai Hater

Some dork added me to this list saying that I hate AI and they are right! GenAI is dumb as hell and these the people that thi KS it's the future aren't to be treated seriously!
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Tapping the sign yet again.
Cornchipwarrior 

Gaming hot take. I haven't felt any more immersed in a game as a result of better graphics in about a decade.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Mr. Panucci from the show Futurama with a caption that says "There's only 3 RPG franchises kid, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, and Quest 64.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"Teenage mutant ninja turtles" in the Pokémon Pokémon font.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Wanna trade?
Weather report showing a high of 47° and a low of 20° on Friday 2/27.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Cornchipwarrior
@cornchipwarrior.bsky.social

Every time I see a black and white photo of a celebrity on social media I have to stop and make sure they didn't die.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Post old memes to confuse young people.
Deep fried meme of Markiplier with the letter E over him.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Show me your Uber driver.
Cid Garlond from FFXIV steering and airship from a wheel.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Not super weird but I do have a Japanese Edwards that I took apart and brought home to America in a suitcase! I always wanted a V and this with the Floyd Rose and the Fishman pickup is so good!
Me holding a v shaped guitar against a window with closed curtains.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
A explosion style graphic with the words "Making your own decisions based on the situation."

Picture via cyanide and happiness.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This drafts feature is really handy!
Why do they call it Monday when you don't get any MONey?

Why do they call it Tuesday when you don't get any Tues?

Why do they call it Wednesday when you don't get Wed on it?

Why do they call it Thursday when you don't get any Thurs?

Why do they call it Friday when you don't get any Fries?

Why do they call it Saturday when you don't get Sat on?

This time I'm really gonna do it.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
For sure. Also my name is Mark Sample now.
A sample driver's license from Iowa with a brown haired white man on it.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yes Hello. My name is Mark Sample.
A sample driver's license from Iowa featuring a brown haired white man.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Me ordering at Taco Bell: Yeah can I get a #6 and a #7? The gen alpha kid behind the register:
A kid straining hard to contain himself.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A post from quest64 official stating "Frozen Mustard is Weird" while holding a sandwich with frozen mustard.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I found this on the ground today. A relic of a bygone age.
A penny heads up on a white desk top.
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CornChipWarrior @cornchipwarrior.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Wife: I'm going to the gas station. Do you want anything? Me:
The phrase "Zero Sugar Doctor Pepper" stylized in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo font.
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