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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 11h

you know Australian media is an industry comprised of incredibly midwit dullards because almost every Aussie journalist loves the work of Aaron Sorkin, the world’s lamest pervert

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AusPoast @daryltractor.bsky.social · 14h

‘If we want to understand the rise and rise of Pauline Hanson - an uncharismatic, inarticulate, incompetent, and possibly incontinent white collar criminal and white nationalist dipstick-fascist who only exists as the result and reflection of this country's molten core of mediocrity - …’

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Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 16h

Need ideas about how to prepare my mind for the Cooker Reich, and it can't be just getting back on the piss

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

there's this lovely quite autistic guy who attends all the screenings at the revival house, and yesterday, after the lotr marathon, he was standing by me at the urinal saying this phrase over and over again: "And The Premier presents...Zootopia 2" quite beautiful

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I always bet on the Bandgropers in the Reclink Cup because the Perth music scene is 80% private school kids who had weird health regimes (calisthenics etc) and organised sports (hockey, rugby) and an inbred inability to accept losing drilled into them by emotionally distant distant dads from birth.

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

OH MY GOD saw this life in 2018 funniest thing I’ve seen in my life - Tim’s deeply earnest cover of Wild Horses still haunts me

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Aaron S. Veenstra @asveenstra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is a great piece of writing about knowing and loving the character of a place. I already thought Fremantle and Milwaukee were long-lost siblings, but this specifically brings to mind the parade the city held for the Brewers after they lost the 82 World Series. Helpful to read after a brutal GF.

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

to love Fremantle Is to love the loser (complimentary) - it’s what makes the place so great

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it’s the glorious warriors of Dockas vs the vile slomos of Brisrael, and I know who I’m rooting for

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the highest form of success for an Australian comedian is becoming an actor in a sports betting app

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

wow she truly is the greatest pop star of all time hey

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

for my 81 yo dad, who loves the Dockers more than anything and has the music taste of a 55yo gay man, this performance is the greatest thing he’s ever seen

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

trying to understand the interiority of the average G-flip fan...truly, Young Labor conference music

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Freo has a real "baton down the hatches" energy right now. If we lose, I think the mob will disassemble the Round House brick by brick and burn the markets to the ground. If we win, I think there will be a 10,000 person orgy on the Cappuccino Strip + burn down the markets anyway.

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the price gouging being done by Australian airlines right now should be criminal. 2k to get to Melbourne if you're a lifelong Freo fan wanting to see their team in their first Grand Final. It's such disgusting stuff.

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

how come every ‘neo-decadent’ looks like a poor casual academic with a lapsed Finasteride script?

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

lesbian bar article got me thinking about the wreckers i have known, and there's this legendary quasi-BIPOC non-binary kid on crutches who haunts the Perth theatre scene that participants in that scene talk about the way goons talk about Batman. Like, they will cancel you out of existence.

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am hearing that on his deathbed Angry Anderson received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Matt Chun, Drew Pavlou and I all have the same Mossad/ASIO handler, and they REFUSE to tell us which one of us is their favourite

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

probably Australia’s best writer if we’re being honest

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I agree with Pauline Hanson that Andrew Hastie is a traitor, but for a different reason: i think any soldier is a traitor to the human race, and that Hastie is a traitor for murdering people in Afghanistan.

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Belle & Sebastian is a really funny band/show to get so drunk and belligerent at that you are kicked out by the third song, but I have now literally seen the same bloke do this two years apart. An impressive effort tbh.

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Honourable Freo Wharf Rats have defeated #TeamRape 💪💪💪

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Dockers are trying to murder my 81yo father and 90yo aunt

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Rick Morton @squigglyrick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

they drew the name from a hat and now they don’t know whether that’s the winner or the person eliminated, which imho should disqualify them all

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r1nce.bsky.social @r1nce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This glorious read is full of all-time bangers! "a pyramid scheme for facebook cooked nazi gooners where all the money trickles up to her and her malevolent ageing twink vizier, James Ashby)" The Press Gallery catching rightfully deserved strays throughout is so gratifying. #auspol

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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I think I’ll reread Nazi Literatures before tackling another big boy of his - I’m overwhelmed

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