Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 8hSaw a guy on the train with the most diabolical fit. Short sleeves and leather gloves. Looked like he was about to clock in for a day of strangling people for money. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 21hNeed ideas about how to prepare my mind for the Cooker Reich, and it can't be just getting back on the piss 021
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Protomartyr and Chat Pile appeal to the male fantasy of making a successful band in your 30s 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They need to take Mitch McConnell to a Pokemon Centre 020
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Was going to post "if Viper the rapper was still making albums, he'd release one with his face Photoshopped on one of those Russian POWs with the title something like- I Was In Tha Donetsk Salient", but apparently that motherfucker is still releasing albums out of prison. 110
Reposted by Boris Helltsindwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[0004611] Monarch arrived - is goblin. 0296
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you make a pant with a pocket that my wallet falls out of, I should be allowed to steal something off your factory floor 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's actually one of the coolest things to be a bodybuilder who also looks extremely unhealthy. Great achievement, brother. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Decided to play Civilization V again after a long time. Got beaten to the Great Library by one turn. Immediately switched it off. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sometimes a face just comes to me and I have to sketch it. I call it my "mind's guy". 230
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Let the Italians in Physical 100 have wine in their break room! You know that electrolyte slop is killing them. 001
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Being a surveyor must be great. Hang out with your buddy all day. Fuck around with that tripod thing. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bottles of Galaxy Gas sitting around the streets like red barrels in video games. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If you tell me that you've never been tempted to drink the dehumidifier water, I will call you a god-damn liar. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If you have a Smeg appliance in your house, you're a sicko. 010
Reposted by Boris HelltsinCube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 17/03/2025"all empires fall but it's rare you see one jump" 31066145
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The last pure form of posting is looking up analytics pixels on websites and firing conversion events for them containing parameter variables like "i-will-chunder-on-your-dead-ass" 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026When a unit in an RTS game gets to red health and its model switches to "damaged" 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You can't make an album cover like this anymore. Cause of woke. 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I am going to go get my cd copy of Neurosis - Times of Grace. Then I will put it in the cd player of the Commodore I just bought. Then I will drive to the shops. Life isn't all bad. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026They should invent a toilet you can't piss in. Like a reverse-urinal. 010
Reposted by Boris Helltsinrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026a good rule of thumb for stuff that is actually the future is, it doesn’t jerk off in your face every five minutes about how much it’s the future and how sorry you’ll be if you don’t get on board 635330
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Something I could aim for in a few decades, with a bit of luck, is to be the last remaining person born in the Soviet Union. It's good to have goals. 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026There's always the one friend that accepts the polite, insincere offers. "Yeah I'll have some of that leftover lasagna" GODDAMN IT YOU BASTARD 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Mayflies hover at exactly inhalation height on the running trail because they hate you and want to kill you 020
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It's gearing up to be a WOLD SUMMERprofoundlorerecords.bandcamp.comScreech Owl, by WOLD13 track album 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Call me the Turnspit Dog, cause I'm just spinning wheels til my whole shit gets replaced 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026New car. Supporting Australian manufacturing. 000
Reposted by Boris HelltsinDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026YOU - “So I should just... just... get a hat and FUCK it, right?!” (Point at your head, where the hat should be.) “Engage in sexual intercourse with a hat right here in front of you, because you told me so? On the SEA ICE?!” 28817
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Get this for your dad to stop him hollering and doing practice sword swings around the room while watching the Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If I was stupid enough to get a chiropractic adjustment, I'd immediately go limp and lifeless. As a gag. 000
Reposted by Boris HelltsinDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 14/07/2026But perhaps more importantly: a strong personality in one of these rooms full of frauds & dipshits & fake experts can make an *enormous* difference. Much of what smart people imagine as deep structural forces unfolding is just the right (or wrong) people happening to be in the room when it matters. 101230122
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I thought that sunglasses were a "solved" question for life. However, thanks to RayBans becoming the pervert glasses, it's back to the drawing board. 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Don't know if it's from living in Brunswick for 10 years, but this might be my top Sam Neill flick. 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Me in the mandatory corporate training when the instructor says "time to really drill down into the values you bring to work" 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I think my stupid-ass, waste of time Master of International Relations comes close. We had a professor sincerely teach us Friedman's "no two nations with McDonalds will ever go to war" theory 010
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I wonder if me constantly telling it to "fuck off" and "kill itself" counts in that 4.5% 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026YouTube: "You've finished watching a video. Here are some recommendations." Me: "How about the very next video that was uploaded in sequence by the very same channel?" YouTube: "I'm afraid I can't do that." 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I wasn't ready for: "Why be a public masturbator on the deck of the Titanic when you can build a personalised goon shack on one of the lifeboats?" 161
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Seeing the chair for visitors in a hospital room: "haha that's the cuck chair" 000
Boris Helltsin @kirilldozer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Linux guys love to create a folder in Terminal. Get with the twenty-first century, mate. 000
