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Corey Groves 🇨🇦

@coreyg2.bsky.social
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Crafter of software, builder of planes and explorer of the seas. And I’ve been known to abuse guitars till they pretend to make music.

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Martin Fowler @martinfowler.com · 30/09/2026
When slides earn their place they work as a visual channel that complements the speaker rather than replacing them - Sumeet Gayathri Moghe sets out the resulting principles. martinfowler.com/articles/nev...
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Principles for effective slides
When slides help a presentation, and the principles that make them work.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you go and watch Odin in Heart of the Beast please think long and hard before making the lifetime commitment of bringing a working line dog into your life. The shelters are full of 2 year old German Shepherds who went from cute puppies to big problems without any of the foundation training.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looking forward to watching F1 in Baku this weekend, and most importantly the return of paddock cats. Hopefully Ruth Buscombe is providing strategy commentary again. #F1 #KittyAntonelli #MaxPurrstappen #CharlesLeclaw #Baku #TheTumbleattheCastle
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seeing more of this "tip" to change your outgoing voice message on your cell phone if lost and your battery is low. Don't, far better use of your remaining battery time is have your position ready (something precise like grid co-ords or 3-words) and call 911, the call will be recorded.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rush was great last night in Montreal. Everyone was working hard to put on a awesome show.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Re Induction stoves: Ability to bring a big corn pot to a rolling boil in 3 minutes, seriously cool, the ability to incinerate an omelette in the time it takes to turn around and get a plate from the cabinet because you missed off and accidentally set turbo, significantly less cool
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 22/08/2026
Watching Prime Minister Carney discussing the breakdown of the Canada-US trade deal at a press conference and just really appreciating living in a country where the leader can speak coherently and knowledgeably about what is actually happening.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love that Amazon is preventing me from buying water based contact cement since it thinks the price is unreasonable for contact cement. Water based is usually 5-10x more expensive but the algorithm doesn't see the difference. I'm only on Amazon because no Canadian hardware store stocks it.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Extended the lunch break about 20 minutes and finally finished the workbench decks. Now things can start returning to where they belong instead of the current shop-wide chaos. Nancy is irked her workbench is covered in my homeless tools and fixing that would be a good idea.
Long view down new Formica covered wokbench in the shopWide view of the new Formica covered wokbenches in the west end of the shop.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
UNCLOS is completely unambiguous on this point: If someone else at sea calls for assistance you must respond. The US is not bound by the agreement but has stated they view it the same as customary marine law. Whoever was the captain of Zuckerberg's boat needs to lose their masters certificate.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It should be possible to buy high spec kitchen appliances where the higher price is due to better quality parts, higher reliability and a longer operating life, rather than a "smart" wifi connection that enables me to start the dishwasher when I'm overseas.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Taking a break from the news and fitting new cabinets as the base of the new workbench/saw station.
Cabinet carcasses lined up against shop wallCabinet carcasses being built and stacked up in the shop
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Shopping for a new dishwasher, why the unholy hell do I need my phone to operate all the features of the dishwasher I am standing right in front of?!?
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I feel envy for those that can put down a book that isn’t working for them. Once I’m a few pages in I’m pretty much unable to stop a book unless it becomes deeply offensive in some way.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
New whole home Heat Pump on its way, very environmentally sensitive of our old traditional AC to motivate us by blowing up its compressor on one of the hottest days of the year. #WeMayMelt #DorothyYouFool #KitchenCabinetBudgetGonzo
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I think this story points to how awesome he is as a mayor, but lets circle back to the part where there is a rule about wearing a suit and tie in the pool? How often does that happen in NYC that there needs to be a rule about it??
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Someone dropped a port-a-potty into the Rapide Plat Lock (middle channel of the Lock 23/SCUBA Palace Dive) near Morrisburg. Now the coast guard has to bring a crew in at taxpayer expense to recover it, good job whoever thought that was funny.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Visiting my dealer for a Saturday morning fix. #SawdustSaturday #THEWoodSource
Panorama of the wood inventory in warehouse 2 at the Wood Source.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
As a kid, one of the great things was that my parents had kept decades worth of National Geographic and Scientific American magazines. You could go into our basement and look up great articles on pretty much any subject in the sciences or engineering. Sad to see both fall from great to useless.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Few things are nicer than a well adjusted high quality tool
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Just some quick math, to get to 25-50ppm of hydrogen peroxide you would need to add around 2-3000 gallons of hydrogen peroxide to the water within a day. I don't think they have enough bottles.
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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Susan Tedeschi #bluesmusic Photo by Andrew Lepley
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/06/2026
I am sure that all the astronauts in the newly announced Artemis crew are eminently qualified and I don't in any way wish to detract from their accomplishments but I think it would have been a nice progression if the crews of each of the five Artemis missions included more women than the one before.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Busy evening at the shop, levelled the new saw table frame to .1mm, finished the new slab flattener base, and Mother Nature is putting on a bit of a show. Now onto the saw table carcass itself.
Laminated plywood beam subframe for a saw table on a workbench.Height adjustable caster for saw tableSlab flattener mounted in baltic ply base View of developing sunset through shop window to the west
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When the parallel clamps are just a little too short but the pipe clamps are way too long.
Frame of laminated plywood beams clamped with pipe clamps far too long for the job
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
And with that there is no reason to watch Paramount or CBS anymore (in all honesty, we won’t be missing much, kind of a weak catalogue) #Colbert
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Edge may have done great things with dotted-eighth delay with the Streets Have No Name, etc but David Gilmour playing the intro sequence to Pink Folyd's Run Like Hell live and perfectly in the pocket still sets the bar for all others.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Not to scare people from SCUBA diving, diving within recreational limits is VERY safe. Most "dive" accidents in recreational dives are actually normal medical emergencies that happened to occur while the diver was underwater.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My dive group has a rule, anybody can call the dive at any time for any reason, and you cannot give them a hard time about it, not even a joke. When I go into a wreck, or anywhere there is an overhead restriction I run triple redundancy, strict gas planning, and strict pers and team procedures. 2/2
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
News out of Maldives is absolutely heartbreaking and infuriating if accurate. Nobody diving on recreation equipment has any business going to 200ft of depth let alone into an overhead environment. Dive the limits of your training and use your judgment. 6 people are dead because nobody said no. 1/2
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
New rule for YouTube etc, all music must have at least a 4 count-in at the beginning of every song. Really hard to practice when the music starts the second you press play. You always have to join in a measure or two late.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
To every person who went down the slide on Frontier 4345 with your carry on luggage, you are an asshole. You endangered your fellow passengers for your crap.
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JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 24/04/2026
Does this make it so I can't remember how to close VS Code?
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Way too nice outside, I’ll be back on Teams in 30.
Enjoying the sun with my German Shepherd and Telcaster on the deck
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The princess would like to know when her deck thrones shall be properly cushioned. She is not amused by this "roughing it".
German Shepherd sitting on bare chair outside on deck
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
TLI in 10 minutes
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
One drawback to a fairly professional audio system fed by my computer and guitar modeller is I can see how bad iTunes and YouTube are at consistent signal levels. Particularly in the age of digital with dBFS supplanting the old analogue volume standards it is easy to mix to a common level.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My coworker is snoring, so unprofessional. 🤣
Large German shepherd sleeping beside my desk
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You really can’t own too many clamps
Plywood box being glued up with a huge set of clamps at multiple angles
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
‘nuff said
Pieces of a plywood box with a set of slide dados cut in the side.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Ugg, that moment in life when you realize you need to order stronger bifocal safety glasses.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/01/2026
The only good thing about all this is that it has brought to my attention that the Greenland flag frickin’ rules. #Erfalasorput
The flag of Greenland. The bottom half is red and the top half white, and offset from the center there is a circular design with the bottom half of the circle white and the top half red. It is meant to symbolize ice caps and the sun setting over the ocean.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Our German Shepherd is incredibly pattern driven, and is wildly upset we are still up a being noisy well past her bed time. #NYE
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Holiday movie marathons this year were tough because of the walled gardens. So many movie series spread across different streaming services or not available at all. I think this is the end of movie marathons as a thing in our house.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Apparently the smell of Christmas is Walnut dust. Working fast to finish gifts that need a day or so for the finish to cure.
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Damn it, please don’t do that #DropTheSlop
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Congratulations to Bank of Montreal, they win the enshitification award this week because not only did they send an AI slop generator to try and sell me a service by phone, they made it unable to recognize when I say I’m not interested so it keeps calling. #BMO #Customer”Service”
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Whoop whoop, Ruth Buscombe is back on F1 coverage for Vegas. She brings a great level of technical and strategy knowledge to the coverage. Looking forward to some great racing and the finale of the F1 Academy series. #F1 #RuthBuscombe
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Corey Groves 🇨🇦 @coreyg2.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Blue Origiin team chanting “MECO! MECO! MECO!” Is awesome. Definitely the most enthusiastic of the space flight teams out there. #BlueOrigin #NG-2
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