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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄

@cordialwords.bsky.social
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Indie author • baker • cook • gamer • PNW • leftist • intersectional or bust • he/him

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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Baba Yaga. She’s not a main villain, she’s kinda helpful if she likes a person, but she does eat people she doesn’t like. Still she’s funny and basically based off Sophia from Golden Girls. Which isn’t super accurate to the folklore but it’s important for reasons. #AwesomeCharacters
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Sophia Petrillo's Evil Laugh in Golden Girls
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What Gillis said was terrible, but he is a comedian, and a terrible one. What was that? I thought he was channeling Woody Allen for a second. All I’m saying is if he bites a single nail on stage, we should put a stake through his obviously possessed heart.
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Made a joke about a cowboy movie having too many cowboy hats and like yeah clearly not the right crowd for that level of historical humor.
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The only funny thing about Shane Gillis is watching his defenders pretend like he’s a small time comedian speaking truth to power while doing a prepared monologue reinforcing old fashioned dress standards on the biggest comedy show in the country.
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In the story world, there was a secret war and Caldyr really looks up to some of the warriors. Athena, Morgan Le Faye, and Artemis (deceased) are her favorites. The war lasted from 1913 until 1966 and Caldyr has a few secret histories including access to some film from the era. #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Caldyr wants to be a boxer. There isn’t a lotta opportunity for a 4’7 fighter though and also she’s inhumanly strong with 1 gallon (10 pound) hands so that complicates sports. She excels in combat so she’d be good. Methodical, clever, and able to read opponents accurately. #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Caldyr is kind of based in every detective I’ve ever loved (which is most all of them) so curiosity is a big part of her. Actually she takes it a little far at times. Fox Mulder is a favorite of mine too and he definitely inspired her more fanatical side. #AwesomeCharacters
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X-Files Mulder: "I saw Elvis in a potato chip once."
Alt: X-Files Mulder: "I saw Elvis in a potato chip once."
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In theory, honor means a lot to Caldyr, she all about truth and justice, but in practice some rules might be flexible. Caldyr would be hard on herself at first, but Vanth is a horrible enabler who would help a (good hearted) friend justify anything to make her feel better. #AwesomeCharacters
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026
The exact personalization I want for my software is for it to not contain AI.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
Paul Ifeanyichukwu Gabriel @ @...•2h
Can you explain to me like a 5 yrs old ?

Nikita Bier
@nikitabier • 2h

Every video game -- and every piece of software -- will be personalized exactly to your preferences.
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Caldyr doesn’t wear any jewelry for most of the series. She grows and shrinks with magic and jewelry is harder to change. The metal might be resistant too which can cause all sorts of problems. Her natural height is 7 inches and an earring can be a dagger at that height. #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Caldyr is going to my favorite taco place in LA which is also hers (although she doesn’t eat there until book 4.) She’d get a few arrachera tacos, plus some harder to find things like lengua, visceras, and chicharrones. It’s not expensive but she would spend so much money. #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Caldyr really wants to be the plan type. She tries to always have it all figured out but she does have to wing it more than she’d like. She idolizes the TV detectives who are always 5 steps ahead and know everything to start. #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ADHD is the worst when I’m trying to do something I really will enjoy like wasting time hunting a challenge in a game but I just can’t even focus enough to chase the dopamine. I can’t even slack off properly. Horrible situation.
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ysengrim essentially wants to do what’s right. He’s not trying to be bad, he just thinks Reynardine is too dangerous to be out among people (or alive tbh) and wants to keep order. “His hates when people rock the boat. But you don’t get anywhere in still waters, do you?” #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Surf Gangs of Penzance Beach opened in 3 weeks, 2 weeks before Halloween. “Late for a summer show, right?” Caldyr added to her list. “Why?” Vanth pushed the ledger her way. “Probably it’s that Goodlove Acting Troupe was broker than us. They couldn’t afford theater season.” #BookishTues
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Nicola Noble @nicolanoble.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This week's #BookishTues theme is #SUMMER. Though I was born in the summer, it's not my favorite season - lol #writingprompt #WritingCommunity #booksky #writesky
Bog standard Bookish Tues graphic announcing the weekly theme.
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Caldyr lives in a 1 bedroom apartment. It’s very run down but it’s home to her. When you’ve never had more than a patch of floor to sleep on, anything can be a castle. Reynardine uses his fox form to sleep in his trunk. He doesn’t have much money and gives away what he gets. #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reynardine conceives, plans, and then cooks for the whole thing. Reynardine invites his core group and seats people who will enjoy talking to each other or at least argue entertainingly. Caldyr is reluctant but it’s at her apartment and it is free food so she goes. #AwesomeCharacters
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💀🫜 Charlie (Chelizabeth) Delta 🦊👻 @charliedeltawrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tell me about your #AwesomeCharacters Hypothetical day! Your characters are hosting a dinner party! Whose idea was this? Is everyone on board? Who is doing most of the cooking? The organizing? The socializing? #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My niece and nephew are excited for a library trip. I feel like I’m doing pretty decent at this parenting jazz sometimes and this is one of them.
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Went to the store yesterday and tried to tell the grocer he got his parsnips and his turnips mixed up. And he went to AI with it. Which did tell him the parsnip was a turnip. I pointed to the box, labeled parsnip, and it was clear he knew it was wrong but he just walked away. I hate the future.
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reynardine. He’s a trickster. Who knows what all he’ll get up to before the end of the series? He basically starts the story by betraying his allies in an organization he built and giving up godhood for reasons even he can’t (?) explain. #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Caldyr hides her laugh. She’s a little self conscious of her deep voice. It’s an abrasive but powerful laugh. Reynardine laughs like a fox. A sharp, staccato that almost sounds mean but most everyone feels like they’re in on the joke so it’s okay. #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vanth would be most interested in this. She’s an indie author and she’d write her and Caldyr a fun little adventure with a treasure hunt, some mystery, good snacks, and good times. Maybe a fiery femme fatale for Vanth to flirt with too, depending on her mood. #AwesomeCharacters
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bret Easton Ellis in crisis because even he couldn’t craft a character so fundamentally vile.
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Caldyr can be very patient when she’s in certain moods but if she’s just watching the popcorn in the microwave she may yell at it. Two day stakeout? No worries. 1 minute and 45 seconds for a salty snack? Ridiculous imposition, how dare this cruel universe? #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
California Charm Chowder for dinner tonight. It’s a vegetarian potato, poblano, and cheese soup with a slice of toast. Nice thick soup to start the season.
A yellow chowder style soup with corn and peppers and potato in it
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I realize that talking about how you shut some shit down might feel like gratuitous bragging, but it really helps both normalize intervention and teach your peers how to go about it.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would like to see more men talking about how to and peer pressuring each other into calling out misogyny and rape culture. Going against social norms is hard, and it helps to share tips and support.
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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S. Morgan Burbank | Project Tasman Releases Nov. 11 @anotherindiewriter.com · 29/09/2026
Two days left in September. I need four sales of books to keep my sales streak alive. Please consider picking up one of my books for your shelf this month! If you like sapphic sci-fi, my stories are for you. And they're pretty good, if I do say so myself. anotherindiewriter.itch.io
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tillamook brand cheese is excellent. Bigots are garbage. This is an easy choice to make.
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“One second, I need to fill this gross, weird fucking thing with fluids,” Vanth said immediately before chugging a frankly concerning amount of warm, flat diet soda from the night table.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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🎃 The Wicker Amber 🎃 @elementalamber.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hell, gang! Here’s our GFM. It’ll probably take some adjusting but uh… we could use some help! www.gofundme.com/f/amber-broo...
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Amber and Brooke’s GFM: Total: $12000 Thank you for looking at our Go… Brooke Shank needs your support for Amber, Brooke, and the Wee Feline Detective
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🎃 The Wicker Amber 🎃 @elementalamber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My dreadful dearlings, there's a BIG update over at our gfm. Please share and donate if you can!
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Cuckoo 🔞 @cloudcuckoocountry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the thing that bothers me the most about gamers having a toxic attitude towards game developers is that it's actually in gamers' best interest to show solidarity with developers against the actual thing that's ruining their favourite games: corporations
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caldyr starts out with a strong ego identity and she sees herself as good. She definitely wants to do good. But some of the story is about how people see justice and what is real, useful justice vs what just makes people feel good or helps some corporate bottom line. #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching football with my mom for the first time I can remember. She lost her football nemesis this year (my uncle) so I’m betting against her in his place. Go Bears 🐻 (the sports type this time)
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Caldyr watches tv and movies most of the time. Mostly for entertainment but also it’s supposed to help her blend in a little more on earth. Later in the series, she takes up gaming. As an ocean fairy, she’s got a strong drive to hunt and PvP games help scratch an itch. #AwesomeCharacters
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Bug Witch @thedancingemu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Frog paparazzi's back
Cute little toad posing nicely for me. They were very unbothered by my presence, I think they were still cold after last night OMG this frog is snuggled up in a little hole in a log. It's her living room
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reynardine. He can’t die as long as humans know his tale and believe its core idea, that the little guy can stand up to the system. In the world of Glass Fate, stories both beloved and believed create a sort of powerless but immortal god, a Mythfolk. Unbreakable ideas given life. #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pumpkin farm/fair. There’s a bunch of little ones in California that are fun with great food and drinks for all ages. Caldyr would enjoy drinking hard cider and wandering the corn maze with Vanth and Reynardine. Also pumpkin launching is chaotic good fun. #AwesomeCharacters
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄 @cordialwords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Decided to add another book to the Caldyr Prayers series so it’s now 6 of 10 drafted instead of 9. It’s just novellas so I’m estimating about 440k words total for the series but woo boy this has been a project. Good for me and the series too. Gonna be stronger for it. #amwriting #amediting
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[said like a fire emblem character whos about to do a critical hit] jerk your worthless penis and perish!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 @diannalgunn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting closer!! Can we get Rook to the halfway point today? Donate if you can, boost if you can't & remember that every little bit really does help
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Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 22/09/2026
Bio & nano tech/punk? Steampunk & Dreampunk? Hopepunk for dark times? Cyberpunk? Ecologically sustainable Solarpunk? Aether/Arcanepunk w/magic tech? Elfpunk & dragons? We have so much punk in this bundle! Go get yourself some. itch.io/b/3913/punk-...
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Books & Authors;
Walking the Knife's Edge (Sythe Series #1), Elise Carlson.

CyberSnow, A.E. Bross.

Memento Moreau. Conrad Altmann.

Sting of the Shore: Stories & Poems. Devan Barlow.

Visual Snow. L. B. Shimaira.

Snowstorm & Overgrowth, Claudie Arseneault.

Run With the Hunted, Jennifer R. Donohue.

The Thirteenth Hour, Trudie Skies.

Erosion, Mcburnell.

Broken Sky, Morgan K. Bell.

Aether Beyond the Binary, Duck Prints Press.

Woodspell, Kapeo Press.

The Daily To-Do List, Rob MacWolf.

The Neon Garden, Alina Lee.

The Red Hourglass - Slaves of the New World #1, Ashley Capes.

A Study on Magic and Crystals, May Barros.

The Diamond Device, Mhthaung.

A Place of Refuge Omnibus, Victoria Janssen.

Grave Cold, Shannon Knight.

Punk Means Cuddle, A. Lee Welles Fiction.

War of the Space Dragons (An Empire of Dragons Collection), L’Poni.

Black Sails to Sunward, Sheila Jenné.

Locker's Rebellion, Jesse Pohlman.

Netwalk, Joyce Reynolds Ward.
 
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