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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I appear to have been banned from posting anything on Twitter. No announcement, no ban, just can't post. I think it's because I dared to say that Aaron Rai is Englidh.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

You boy, have the racist snowflakes got over English man Aaron Rai winning a golf major yet?

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

What, exactly, is wrong about the shape of a pear

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

It's that green beer time of year!

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

It's Maundy Thusday. "Hi, yes Jesus here. Can I book a table for 13 please. But can you arrange it so we're all sitting on the same side like a massive bunch of knobheads."

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

"No thanks, I'll stay on me own!"

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Never Ever Anything Bloody Ever

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Birmingham 81 @birmingham81.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

And here's birthday-boy Roddy performing Down The Dip on Loose Talk in 1983. Watch the full recording which also includes Walk Out To Winter at youtu.be/Tg-EahpaeQ0 (THREAD)

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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

“I think, therefore I van.”

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Quiz night: SHAGGY: Velma, can you name an African animal with a horn on it's head? SCOOBY: Rhino SHAGGY: Yes I know you do Scoob, but it's not your turn.

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Havoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I have now heard Don't Stop the Music by Yarbrough and Peoples in two random places on two consecutive days. If I hear it again tomorrow I'm going full on conspiracy theory.

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Champie @champierth.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

To comply with the UK Online Safety Act, you will now be required to provide age verification before being allowed to search through hedgerows.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

England's plan here seems tob to bowl really badly and hope Sri Lanka keep chipping it to fielders. Seems to be working too. #SRIvENG

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Shrug Against the Machine

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

"If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening" And that, son, is exactly why you are not getting a hammer for your birthday.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Diamonds are for a few weeks until I get bored and want rubies.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

"You're gonna need the tissues handy when Nick Knowles' programme comes on the Telly this Christmas". I mean, he's a good looking bloke, but.... #ThisMorning

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

And that's why I'm banned from the grotto.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

This year I have mostly been listening to: open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

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Dave Cooper's Top Songs 2025

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Bucket list tick. With us moving to fortnightly bin collections (recycling one week, general the next), I finally got to tell my neighbour that he had put the wrong bin out! #HMHB

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 06/09/2025

NEW: The Reform Conference Diary An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...

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THE REFORM CONFERENCE DIARY

An exclusive look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

That would be £125! Bit steep.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Ironically, he appears to be hanging to the left.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Okay, we're shit, but look, my bro there can spin on his head. #totp

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I dismissed this episode too early, Cerys followed by Kula Shaka, fair play. #totp

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

And then they bring out one I do know, and bought! A bit of Cerys! #totp

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Ah, I know these, they did that line dance shit didn't they? #totp Am I just old?

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

This just shows I essentially stopped listening to anything in the charts after 1995, I have no idea who this is. Maybe a shite Kate Bush tribute act? #totp

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Is there a rhyming couplet in a song that always makes you think that the writer thought: "Need to get this song finished, fuck it, that'll do." Mine is: Yeah, my heart stood still Yeah, his name was Bill

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

The Facebook algorithms have now decided I need one of these. Not sure what to say!

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Anyone know what the fuck Charlotte is on about?

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Mary had a little skirt It was split almost in half Every time she wore it You could see her calf She also had another skirt It was split right up the front But she never wore that one

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Sorry Lizzie, but there is nothing "normal" about shouting at hotels, nothing.

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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

saw someone claim the "starmer says he will arrest sally rooney" stuff was "the most english news story possible". While I appreciate the point they're making, I think this one still holds the title:

Headline: Tragic Lee Rigby's mum 'forced out' of charity house owned by wrestling legend Kendo Nagasaki
Subhead: The mother is being removed from the North Staffordshire charity house owned by wrestling legend Kendo Nagasaki

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Sweep is the man! Sooty is a dickhead, and Soo is cheating on her boyfriend with Butch. As you were.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I'll let you sniff mine for half that.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

This is exactly why sentence structure is important. Because right now, in my mind, Jack Taylor’s goal is overshadowed by his immediate attempted sexual assault of the referee.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Billy Ocean's Get Outta My Dreams is basically about abduction isn't it? I've Got a Knife, Get Into My Van.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

And the champion of free speech blocked me!

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Oh, I am pretty certain that I know people who I suspect vote Reform, but I will go out of my way not to meaningfully interact with the twats. They are either racist, wilfully ignorant of the racism or just too stupid to see it. None of those are traits I want to see in my social circle thanks.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

"If you have no Reform friends you must dislike 30% of the public" seriously underestimates how much of the general public I dislike.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Right. Had a shit the other day. Wiped. Blood everywhere. Bog looked like a butchers shop. Panic. A&E. Doctor: Can I be blunt?" Me: "Yes please, give it me straight." Doc: "Was it a particularly big stool?" Me: "Well yes, it was to be fair, why?" Basically I tore my arse apart with a monster turd!

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Right, can we all now acknowledge that Test cricket is the finest form of the game and all this other silly short bish bash bish shite is inherently inferior? Brilliant Test series, only spoilt by Woakes not nudging a single off his sling for the winning leg bye.

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