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Why would they? They have no need to, and won't be told to by mere humans.

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Stonehenge Brewery Sign of Spring. It's lovely, brewed with fresh cut grass!

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It's that green beer time of year!

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It's Maundy Thusday. "Hi, yes Jesus here. Can I book a table for 13 please. But can you arrange it so we're all sitting on the same side like a massive bunch of knobheads."

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"No thanks, I'll stay on me own!"

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Birmingham 81 @birmingham81.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Never Ever Anything Bloody Ever

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And here's birthday-boy Roddy performing Down The Dip on Loose Talk in 1983. Watch the full recording which also includes Walk Out To Winter at youtu.be/Tg-EahpaeQ0 (THREAD)

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Not particularly, Tony Blair visited China a few times, the latest being 2005.

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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Might need your big coat.

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“I think, therefore I van.”

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Quiz night: SHAGGY: Velma, can you name an African animal with a horn on it's head? SCOOBY: Rhino SHAGGY: Yes I know you do Scoob, but it's not your turn.

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Quiz night: SHAGGY: Velma, can you name an African animal with a horn on it's head? SCOOBY: Rhino SHAGGY: Yes I know you do Scoob, but it's not your turn.

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Are you saying the early Blair government was authoritarian? Because that's when the UK was effectively disarmed after Dunblane.

Why must Greens win? On that polling you should be lending your vote to Labour. Or do you want Reform to win?

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Paper round never paid enough, working on a fruit and veg stall on the markets did though.

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Can't believe Truss isn't already there.

I've been mostly appalled by Deacon Blue, but fair play to them for this.

Havoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

A fool and his money....

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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

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Happy with it so far, especially if Dougie can find the form he had before he was forced out by PSR. Now, we have 5 days to find someone daft enough to take Guessand off our hands and bring in one more midfielder.

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I have now heard Don't Stop the Music by Yarbrough and Peoples in two random places on two consecutive days. If I hear it again tomorrow I'm going full on conspiracy theory.

We are almost certainly heading for hung parliament territory by 2029, and there are no parties, not even what is left of the Tories, who will taint themselves by forming a coalition with Reform.

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Why "uh oh"? Why repeatedly ask a question that is obviously not going to be answered once you've asked it, say, twice? How about grilling the FM on policy?

Champi(JUMP-SCARE) @champierth.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

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To comply with the UK Online Safety Act, you will now be required to provide age verification before being allowed to search through hedgerows.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Those high profile defectors haven't gone over to sit on their arses until 2029, at least a couple of them will be eyeing up Denton.

Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

England's plan here seems tob to bowl really badly and hope Sri Lanka keep chipping it to fielders. Seems to be working too. #SRIvENG

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

You spelled wankers wrong.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

He's also probably Labour's best bet for holding onto Gorton and Denton, if they put up a nobody Reform will take that seat.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

"Rising of the lights" sounds like a vaguely pleasant way to go.

Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Shrug Against the Machine

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I doubt Musk is his buddy! Musk uses dickheads like Tiny Tommeh as useful tools to stir up trouble for his own fascistic ends.

Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

So he's going to fight on the streets for the right to chat shit on social media?

Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

"If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening" And that, son, is exactly why you are not getting a hammer for your birthday.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Diamonds are for a few weeks until I get bored and want rubies.