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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 14h

seriously, how do you do a Four Rooms special edition without the RIDICULOUS amount of deleted scenes?

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 08/10/2026

she’s going to unhinge her jaw!

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 08/10/2026

I don't like to judge people for how they look, but...

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 01/10/2026

So… they’ve paired Maggie with Negan, the man who beat her husband to death in front of her until his eye popped out. What the fuck is wrong with this universe?

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 30/09/2026

Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors." Jesus: "The fuck did he call me?"

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 29/09/2026

Took me way longer than I'd like to admit to make this video of Eric Schmitt R-MO being utterly inept with Jack Smith as Katie Britt R-AL looks on

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 29/09/2026

All I know is, if I were the leader of the state of Israel, and people had been comparing my government to Nazis, I'd take more care NOT to pretty much quote Goebbles. "I can paint you as a monster. And if I say it often enough, enough people will believe it."

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 26/09/2026

it’s true movie posters are literal opposites of each other

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 25/09/2026

Gotta say, I'm having a REALLY hard time trying to figure Nancy Mace out. Is she going to debut a wild color undercut next and still insist she's 100% straight?

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 24/09/2026

Oh holy crap, @theonion.com ! theonion.com/dog-cant-bel...

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 23/09/2026

Where's Luigi when we need him?

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 21/09/2026

this may be cheap, but the fact that this guy's name is Jeffrey Small standing next to her made me laugh way harder than it should've

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 18/09/2026

um. actually wouldn't be surprised

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 16/09/2026

Is that STEVIE (Emily Hampshire) as JD's gal? I can't find any proof/disproof as it doesn't seem like season 2 of the new SCRUBS is on imdb yet.

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 14/09/2026

I don't know where this came from, but I LOST it at "lowest known wacker drive"

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 09/09/2026

This documentary looks insane, and also forced me to KEEP reminding myself that you don't put your dick in crazy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTL9...

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 09/09/2026

Cleaning up Tom Servo for tonight's @rifftrax.com / @mst3kofficial.bsky.social premiere, improving some of my 3D printed parts from a decade ago. I built him in 1999, so he's got some significant miles on him.

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 28/08/2026

PBS and Uncrustables getting right to the center of things

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 27/08/2026

But it was BELOW Pink Flamingos, a thumbnail picture no larger than a postage stamp caught my eye. (Below is what I'm pretty sure was the picture, and then how it probably looked back then...) To me it looked like a weird party with a weird woman with a huge black mouth.

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 26/08/2026

Quite possibly the first time he's been right his entire term. I FULLY agree, Donnie.

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 25/08/2026

one of my favorite things about Camp Miasma is the attention to detail on the VHS spines notably Friday 6 and Miasma 7

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 25/08/2026

The United States isn't giving serious thought to this, only a deranged giant orange baby in diapers

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 21/08/2026

If Bob's Burgers did a Treehouse of Horror, you know this guy's going to The Backrooms.

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 20/08/2026

I adore her. (But I think she should lead the house or the senate before running for POTUS)

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 17/08/2026

NEW MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 With Mike and Kevin and @billcorbett.bsky.social -- this is NOT a drill!

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 10/08/2026

I mean, be the chaos you want to see in the world...

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 05/08/2026

This may well be one of my favorite things I've ever written:

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 23/07/2026

a lot more in my neighborhood than i thought.

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 22/07/2026

jesus, so much fucking airbrushing on Juno Temple here...

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 20/07/2026

This caption! "Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team." I would offer: "Two Infantinos converse."

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 16/07/2026

Just had a sexy friend let me know that The Pegging Book is at the chicago landmark Women & Children First Bookstore in Andersonville!

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 15/07/2026

didn't have James Franco struggling to remain relevant shares photos of the alien that visited his house on my bingo card.

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 15/07/2026

So are we all just giving this a pass because it's Bruce?

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 13/07/2026

Live your life as a ghoul, hurt people with every move, and I absolutely will celebrate your death

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 10/07/2026

Osgood as Gone, Book I in my Spectral Inspector queer horror series, chocked full of cults, mysterious messages, record backmasking, elder gods, and liminal horror is FREE TODAY ONLY!! You gotta to read the series that freaked Christopher Pike "the f*ck out!” spectralinspector.com/os1-amazon

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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 08/07/2026

I can't even keep up with the steady stream of bullshit that cascades from this ignoramus' mouth

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