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@coolstarship.blog
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Mini painter, science fiction lover, procrastinator. Coolstarship.blog

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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 24/09/2026
I am in the UK. Someone forgot to tell them to turn summer off.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 23/09/2026
My dad sent me a video of something exploding on the moor behind the house. Apparently someone "found" ~something~ in their garage. And the British Army yeeted it behind the house. If they had only waited a week I would have had some entertainment while visiting. Shame.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 22/09/2026
SPRU #SPRU
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 17/09/2026
All bluesky posts today are brought to you by SPRU prep. Which I want to get done because Valheim is on 1.0 release and I have shit to build.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 17/09/2026
I'm just a girl, in another graphic design programme, working out where tf they have put the guides menu.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 17/09/2026
I don't care if changes are saved automatically Excel For Web. I will CTRL+S until my fingers bleed.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 25/08/2026
If your YouTube video is one of those annoying pop up videos that follows me down the page of a website that's the quickest way for me to put you on my shit list.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 16/08/2026
Happy Sunday everyone. Hope we are doing well. I am in a creative "over tired toddler" phase. So many ideas, not enough time, not enough people around to help me.
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Lindsay 🎃 @broadwell.eu · 15/08/2026
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 13/08/2026
Hey A Level kids. I'm sorry you were forced in to 6th form if you didnt want it. I wish I had stood my ground at 16 and went to trade school instead. I honest to God think my life would have been better. There's still time! Go be a spark! Learn plumbing. World = oyster.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 13/08/2026
If my husband asks I bought the 2019 Spanish red because it was "expired" and needed to be taken off the shelf.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 30/07/2026
Me: only speaks English. Also me: I can't remember the word in English.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 25/07/2026
At Fen Model Show. I thought i could paint. Bloody hell. Also top notch event. Next to the canal, pub, and sunshine.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 16/07/2026
I miss when you could make a space ship out of a fairy liquid bottle.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 16/07/2026
Last time I was in a maths class was the year 2000. It is 2026. I have just used Pythagorean Theorem in anger for the first time.
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Peter Clines @peterclines.com · 13/07/2026
Nice work, everyone! Keep it up!
futurism.com
The Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in Public
Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 13/07/2026
You havent lived if you have never had to work in Adobe software while also in citrix.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" 0181 811 8181.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 12/07/2026
The most pleasant place to be is in my car. But as the owner of three big, and three small internal combustion engines I am also the reason WHY THE AIRCONDITIONED CAR IS THE MOST PLEASANT PLACE TO BE.
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Harry Rasmussen 🇨🇦 @harryrasmussen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 07/07/2026
A lot of you didnt sit the 11+ and it shows.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 06/07/2026
Arrived in work. Sat down. Opened email. Want to set the world on fire. Work-paid medical appointment now. And I am reminded I have a fuck ton of holidays and why not use them for mental health days?
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 05/07/2026
I married a protestant and my dad got him a signed Gerry Adams photo and signed Ian Paisley photo for his 40th. At work they swap his yellow hi-vis for an orange one on July 12th. The food is good at family gatherings, though. I'll give him that.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 04/07/2026
Today I dislike that I live in an ingredients household.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 04/07/2026
I was like "I got a gift card from work. Let's see what on my list of things-I-want-not-need I can get." Then I remembered I live in Ireland and for some fucking reason electronics are EXPENSIVE. I might drive to The North.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 04/07/2026
Dog woke me at 0530. Cats have been knocking a plastic ball against the kitchen door for half an hour. And I drank *a lot* of mead last night. Good morning.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 03/07/2026
Every now and again I remember how good Pacific Rim was and I smile.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 30/06/2026
We don't have a bin-service here. So everything gets sorted for recycling. With domestic waste as well. That means a lot of plastic and cardboard. So I am researching domestic cardboard balers. Which do not appear to be a thing. :(
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 30/06/2026
Steam sales are great for scraping the last few euros of a tax free work gift Mastercard.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 28/06/2026
53hrs of playing a game on PlayStation plus over the last five-ish days. I decided I should buy it at this point. 😅
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 26/06/2026
Death take me. Why will this weather not break. There's only so much pressure my skull can take. 😫
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 25/06/2026
Thunderstorms, huge hail, and rain predicted? Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 24/06/2026
I just saw the graph of the house temps these last few days. It is not dumping the heat over night at all. It goes up to X. The overnight is X-3°c approx, but the next day is X+4°c. The graph looks like a slightly wonky staircase. 😫
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 23/06/2026
No no noooooo. I think it'd be better if ONE character was a muppet. Like 🦁L🍆. Just having a great time in his forest.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 23/06/2026
Additionally: a lot of your materials are not rated for this heat. Especially rattle cans.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 23/06/2026
Don't know who needs to hear this but office AC doesn't work if you open the windows. It's hot *because* you opened the window. There's only so many temperature sensors a room can have.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 20/06/2026
I really dislike the summer. I can't be in my studio at all as it's south facing and insulated to fuck. 33c in here today. So I'm posting this and turning off everything that produces heat and retreating to the sofa. Giant orb in the sky can fuck offfffffff.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 19/06/2026
Moderator on our Townland Facebook group had a rant. It was a tough read. Don't know how they got feuturs from future. But they must have wrestled with autocorrect for that. Anyway, just saying, that there is a digital literacy AND a creative writing class being held in the village hall.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 17/06/2026
Fucksake. Just updated/opened Davinci Resolve and the full on AI stuff is sad to see :(
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 17/06/2026
Livejournal before it was sold, FanForum, and for a bit any fandom specific homes I had.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 17/06/2026
Absolute horror and mortification as I realised I have #WoW characters older than some people I work with.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 16/06/2026
All you bread making people. A flyer in my letterbox today has informed me that 1. The brown bread baking competition is back at The Ploughing for 2026. 2. Sponsored by Euronics 3. There's now a junior category 4. Theres €10,000 worth of prizes for it?!
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Everyone, stop what you're doing and admire the greatest social media ban simile in all existence.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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‪Fleer‬
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

‪Fleer‬
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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 15/06/2026
All my drinks over the SPRU con weekend must be served in this.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 15/06/2026
Banning SM for kids: You have to remember that most issues are caused by people who are over the age of majority. Kids these days just want broccoli hair and squishy dumplings. And don't want to paint roundabouts and drag people out of their homes in the middle of the night.
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 13/06/2026
"Baby is this wine still good? It has 2017 written on it." My husband. Me: ಠ_ಠ
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Squachel @coolstarship.blog · 13/06/2026
Ok. Yer man isn't rich. A bunch of white guys in suits wrote a number on some paper, handed it to other white guys in suits, and they all agreed on it. That's all this is. Asset rich (and then only speculative assets), not cash rich. I'm probably richer than him because I have 50 euro in my wallet.
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JP Bradley @jpbradley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Your email finds me three weeks out of Portsmouth. The Sighthound is light at only eighteen guns, but quick in the water, even laden as she is. The Atlantic lapping against her hull she is making steady progress westward to the Caribbean, the men restless to do their duty for King and country.
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