Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 15hYou know, if he sets precedent that we kill traitors in public now, whatever happens, happens.static.klipy.comDexter IdkALT: Dexter Idk 010
Reposted by Cooleybird🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 23hI hate to break it to you, but we have had public executions less than 90 years ago. 🔄 10289125
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 20hIf it happens to drop a bomb on the UNC bench, I wouldn’t be mad. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 20hGuess what, you stupid bitch? Zelensky couldn’t give a rat’s ass about Donnie Damento and his midterm elections. He is fighting for the lives of his countrymen and himself. The child fucker in chief is only after the money. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 20hThis is going to be a fun train wreck to watch. I’m here for it. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sorry, I took your post as going to NC to tell it to fuck off to it’s face. I lived in NW GA when I was a kid. Get yourself some of the best barbecue there is while you’re up here. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I saw blow up dolls in the 80s that looked more real. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ummm… we’re going to get some outer band rain Sunday, but have you checked the radar map? (Spoiler alert: it’s gonna hit the Gulf of MEXICO side of Florida) 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This house considers Trump-a-Dump the dumbest motherfucker on Earth. 020
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comTom Delonge Blink182 Wtf MemeALT: Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s like WarGames, but Joshua never learns to tie. 010
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m so fucking sick of these assholes saying exactly what they are doing and turning it around on their perceived enemies. How many grown ass men do you actually know who have a “Nemesis?” 010
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If any of you haven’t seen it, search for “kitchen nightmares Amy’s baking.” This is the kind of crazy we are dealing with with Natalie. 020
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“National security” is only for bypassing congress The regime of the fucking loophole. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He didn’t. He just pulled Donnie Demento’s dixk out of his mouth long enough to say a few complete sentences. 100
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Isn’t that a felony anywhere outside of the Oval Office? 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If I had to work day in and day out as close to this lying, smelly piece of shit, I’d be pretty unhappy too. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve decided that next time I’m sitting in a public setting and someone is watching/listening to their phone with the speaker up, I am going to start playing white noise from my phone with the speaker up. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comPeshkata Policai Counting MoneyALT: Peshkata Policai Counting Money 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Who the hell asked for “warriors” anyway? Petey Peckerwood is playing GI Joe with American lives. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve never seen a woman in a cybercuck. Just dudes wearing Oakleys all by themselves. 011
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comGarfunkel And Oates: Sports, Go Sports!ALT: Garfunkel And Oates: Sports, Go Sports! 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just as believable as the kid who “shot” Charlie Kirk breaking down his rifle on the roof, running to the woods, reassembling it, and leaving it. 010
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Because it’s as real as all 42 “assassination attempts.” 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My mother in law was a double kidney recipient (died of something unrelated,) but I don’t think any of my organs will pass muster. I do still have the heart on my license, though. 😃❤️😄 040
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What he doesn’t get is that he is merely fighting for their money. Iran is fighting for its life. They will never give up. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Munitions inventory at all-time low, and Chuckles decides to sell some to his buddy. Brilliant. 141
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And again during the Panthers/Browns game on Fox. I fucking hate it here. 000
