Reposted by Cooleybird🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 21hI hate to break it to you, but we have had public executions less than 90 years ago. 🔄 10288124
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s like WarGames, but Joshua never learns to tie. 010
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve decided that next time I’m sitting in a public setting and someone is watching/listening to their phone with the speaker up, I am going to start playing white noise from my phone with the speaker up. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Has anyone seen Lil’ Eddie yet today? I hope he didn’t sleep a wink. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just a reminder that Charlie Kirk hasn’t picked on a college student, said anything racist, or advocated white nationalism for a WHOLE YEAR! 020
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Wish I took prep and process, but a Barilla Bomb + mostly follow directions on package, + a couple of hours of YouTube videos = the best tacos I’ve ever made. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Test to see if I’m shadow blocked: Post your creative WiFi names. When we upgraded to fiber, we named it Ludicrous Speed. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 29/08/2026After six years of a mediocre mattress breaking down, our Tempurpedic mattress and adjustable base was delivered today. I’m staying up a little later and having an extra bourbon so I can melt into it later. It’s now our fourth most valuable asset, but we’re worth it, dammit. 000
Reposted by CooleybirdBill Leibenguth @bill-leibenguth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Gee, I wonder if that’s true? Can someone confirm? 😉 023
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My only wish today is that Thom Tillis’ nine year-old granddaughter gets raped by someone who Demented Donnie considers to be more important than he, and uses his personal lawyer Todd Blanche to make the pedo untouchable. It’s exactly what he voted for this morning.  000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Two racks, one with a thick layer of Memphis dry rub, the other rubbed with Hot Honey Hog and sauced with a mix of a couple of sauces. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Second night smoked meatloaf and mashed potatoes with onion mushroom gravy, with fried green tomatoes with spicy ranch sauce. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Wifey went to the movies with the girls, so I made myself a summer treat. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Argentina wins! Fuck. You. Harry. Kane. I hope that golfing with the Orange pedophile haunt you for the rest of your life. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Jesus hates a hypocrite and Westboro Baptist knows “the truth.” Who’s up for S’mores? 001
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/07/2026My new favorite team in the World Cup is whoever is play the US. Lifelong American here. I fucking hate that smug orange fuck. 020
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I hereby announce my availability to assume the job of “female athlete gender confirmer.” 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hey child fucker, I’VE got a problem. Come do something about it you driveling pussy. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Son of a bitch. One and a half episodes into “the perfect couple“ on Netflix, beef thawed and dressing made in the fridge for taco salad tonight, and the power is out with an estimation of 12:30 AM restoration. It might have to be a delivery night. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This is what happened when I stood up five minutes past feeding time and the dog barked. Fudge freaked! 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 19/06/2026When he dies, it’s not going to be an assassination that takes him out in a blaze of glory. It will be small, weak, empathetic. Just like him. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Breathe deeply and let it all quiet down. #SustoIsRealyoutube.comSUSTO - Jah WerxYouTube video by SUSTOVEVO 000
Reposted by CooleybirdLuke Russert @lukerussert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026After the tarp went up to try and stop the “Berlin Wall” moment, Cliff Owen of the AP got the iconic 📸 shot. 🇺🇸 18195852246
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Paid my quarterly taxes. This is all the fed gets until further notice. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Hey dumbass, how the hell did they shoot down one of our fucking helicopters then? Goddamn moron. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Smoked, then grilled burgers and cucumber salad. Summer freakin’ rules. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I didn’t do anything except pay for the supplies for my neighbor the contractor to install it, but for the first time in 26 years we don’t have to lift wet clothes over the washer door to dry, and the new cabinets are going to get a whole bunch of stuff out of our over pack kitchen. 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Fuck 51st state, I want to become the 11th province. SAVE US, Canada!static.klipy.comWaving Canadian Flag with Maple LeafALT: Waving Canadian Flag with Maple Leaf 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Apparently the T is silent. Not many people know that.the-independent.comExpensive Donald Trump merchandise sold with embarrassing typo 000
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I ate a kid’s meal at Wendy’s for lunch. Her dad was piiiiiissed. 010
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 31/05/2026It amazes me sometimes how my wife can ruin my entire day within 15 minutes of my morning start. 010
Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It’s 2 1/2 hours past cocktail hour, but I have to drive 20 miles each way to pick up my wife from the airport. I’m dying here. 010
Reposted by CooleybirdTechweenie @techweenie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Since the administration has renamed the Department of Defense the Department of War, when will they rename the Department of Justice the Department of Revenge? 17654261394
