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Cooleybird

@cooleybird.bsky.social
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s like WarGames, but Joshua never learns to tie.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s a burger. This is soul food. Sorry.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Our Jolene, too!
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Has anyone seen Lil’ Eddie yet today? I hope he didn’t sleep a wink.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just a reminder that Charlie Kirk hasn’t picked on a college student, said anything racist, or advocated white nationalism for a WHOLE YEAR!
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Goddamn illiterates
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wish I took prep and process, but a Barilla Bomb + mostly follow directions on package, + a couple of hours of YouTube videos = the best tacos I’ve ever made.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
THIS is why you buy physical media!
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Scott Bessent fucks 8 year old sheep!
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Two racks, one with a thick layer of Memphis dry rub, the other rubbed with Hot Honey Hog and sauced with a mix of a couple of sauces.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
/TheInternet
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Second night smoked meatloaf and mashed potatoes with onion mushroom gravy, with fried green tomatoes with spicy ranch sauce.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I fucking hate it here.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wifey went to the movies with the girls, so I made myself a summer treat.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Argentina wins! Fuck. You. Harry. Kane. I hope that golfing with the Orange pedophile haunt you for the rest of your life.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jesus hates a hypocrite and Westboro Baptist knows “the truth.” Who’s up for S’mores?
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
248 years of democracy. Yay.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Son of a bitch. One and a half episodes into “the perfect couple“ on Netflix, beef thawed and dressing made in the fridge for taco salad tonight, and the power is out with an estimation of 12:30 AM restoration. It might have to be a delivery night.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is what happened when I stood up five minutes past feeding time and the dog barked. Fudge freaked!
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If this is a man, I’m coming out as bi for Pride.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Got tired of losing my vape three times a day.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy Obama Day!
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Paid my quarterly taxes. This is all the fed gets until further notice.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hey dumbass, how the hell did they shoot down one of our fucking helicopters then? Goddamn moron.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Smoked, then grilled burgers and cucumber salad. Summer freakin’ rules.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I didn’t do anything except pay for the supplies for my neighbor the contractor to install it, but for the first time in 26 years we don’t have to lift wet clothes over the washer door to dry, and the new cabinets are going to get a whole bunch of stuff out of our over pack kitchen.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Off to a good start. My go-to is to put two slices of fried spam and two slices of cheese and grill in butter.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You know why America is “the hottest country in the world?” It’s because it’s gone completely to hell.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Dear MOIS, SVR, MSS, GIP, Mossad, etc., They’re all going to be there tomorrow. Save us. Please.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Memorial Day double feature
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I literally just pulled out my Foreman (third one since 1996) for dinner tonight! 😂 We are kin.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Every time I get up, one of these is gonna swipe my seat. Today Ellie was faster.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I see your two cats and raise you their mama.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
First food post: this morning we had Kodiak protein pancakes with a jar of Costco peaches, diced apple, brown sugar, and cinnamon cooked down and dumped on top with turkey sausage.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The crotch rot is spreading. Good.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Jolene says that the vet isn’t so bad if there are shadows!
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Smoking some ribs today, and just tore up the kitchen and my BBQ area looking for my sprayer to spritz with. Gave up, hit Amazon, and that shit’s not gonna ever happen again.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day, Jolene. We took in a baby Tortie, and months later you popped out EIGHT babies. You’ve earned it.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Whoa! That’s my Fudge!!!
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is what it looks like when the dumbest kids in class cheated to get a D on the test.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’ve worn this shirt out in the world 4–5 times since I got it, and only just a couple of weeks ago did anyone acknowledge it. I was getting disappointed in my people.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If today is Tuesday, and Donnie Dementia made a bold statement last weekend, it must be time for… TACOS!!!
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Donnie Demento responds…
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We have our own terrorist cell. Jolene and “The Twins,” a rescue and the 2 of 8(!) kittens we kept are resting up for middle of the night shenanigans.
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Cooleybird @cooleybird.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Who knew the J was for Jesus?
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