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Prof. Sipwell

@coolcat33.bsky.social
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Serving the tiny population who appreciate absolutely Byzantine trains of thought Also, we say "fuck" a lot 🍸🎶😸

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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Counterprogramming 🤘🏻 bjsca667.bandcamp.com/track/the-ne...
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The New Truth, by The Black Jonah Safari Combat Association
track by The Black Jonah Safari Combat Association
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Can someone please just aim correctly already? Please and thank you.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Kindly remember that every - EVERY - society that has said/thought "it can't happen here"... Has had it happen.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
There is no point from here forward at which a presidential assassination would be a bad thing. Oh, are you going to follow me now NSA? FBI? CIA? Fuck you. You're all a bunch of fucking useless Nazi fucks anyway.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
11 years ago today, my first life ended. I spent several years dead, unfortunately not for tax purposes, and then was given the opportunity to live again. This new life... this new life. I can't begin to describe how fantastic it is, in spite of, or because of, its difficulties. Always forward. ❤️
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
So, the Dickless Gestapo, otherwise known as ICE, is apparently now scouring social media for signs of dissent. Hey, ICE: Every last one of you should be tried for treason. So should your Nazi bosses. Come and get me, you twats.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
THIS !!!
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
1860 had an affair with 1935 and had a kid called Right Now In America
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Well, of all the things I could say about this almost infinitely disgusting, vomit-inducing regime we are now under, one of the weirdest is this: I never thought I would be part of a situation that rendered Hogan's Heroes completely unfunny.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just saw an ad for "CNN All Access". If any one of you motherfuckers even thinks about subscribing to this, you're useless. And hopelessly uninformed.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
VIVA ALCARAZ! 🎾 (Also, it was nice to see the orange shitstain all mad because the Brown Guy won 👍🏻)
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I wanted to post something fairly profound, but Bluesky is too stupid to be able to post anything more than 300 fucking characters. No wonder I quit it several months ago. What a piece of shit.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I had no idea that I would be alive during the last days of America. Hell, did any of us?
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Apparently I am old enough to remember when Russia was the enemy of freedom. Ah well. The times they are a-changin'.
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
In setting up Meidas Canada we chose a microphone that carried historic weight. We picked the altec 639 b. If it was good enough for Edward R. Murrow and Buddy Holly, it was good enough for resistance to gangster fascism. This is an original mic and has never been used. @meidastouch.bsky.social
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Strange things happen on June 76th.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Ah, the United Reich of America. Remember: War is peace Freedom is slavery Ignorance is strength
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
THIS, ALL
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Nevermind all the other shit I say, just please have a listen to the music I make. andropro423.bandcamp.com/album/neon-d... distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
andropro423.bandcamp.com
Neon Dream, by The Andromeda Project
8 track album
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Hey Substack: all the changes you just made to your app are pure shit. UNDO THEM.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
"Every answer found begs another question... The further you go, the less you know... The less I know..." - James, "Five-O"
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
If this doesn't take you back, and make you long deeply for younger times, well, you're probably a child.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I'm not sure, so I really do have to ask all of you out there in the sky: Are we great yet?
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Well, it's 7 months later now, and I've either calmed down or just gotten used to all the insanity and bullshit. Either way it amounts to the same. I'm back, motherfuckers, so buckle up. No really, you should buckle up, because if you're in an accident, it'll help you live.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Nobody should give even 1/17 of a shit, but I'm back
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
@alexsavedtheday.bsky.social "They put me in the ground, but I'm back from the dead." - Lord Huron
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Well, Bluesky, it's been an interesting couple of months, but you've turned into a real piece of shit in a right hurry. I think I'm done with so-called social media, quite possibly forever. All of you can go fuck yourselves now. 👍🏻🍸
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
There are people at this moment who are wondering why I haven't called them back, or called, or texted. I love them, but they can go fuck themselves sideways with a chainsaw.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I read about this... Thought, it can't really be true...But it is. The person in charge of the USDA canceled a conference on biodiversity. They think it's DEI. Fuck every single one of you idiotic braindead motherfuckers who voted for this bullshit. I hope you all die horrible deaths. Sincerely.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Fuck you, absolutely every single one of you disgusting subhuman shitstains that voted Nazis into power. Death is too good for you.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Hey @support.bsky.team , could you maybe stop your stupid app from crashing like a Trump-era commercial flight every goddam time I try to post a picture or make a comment? That'd be nice. Theenks.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This is what Lex - er, Bezos - doesn't want to be published in that used diaper formerly known as the Washington Post. Share it far and wide.
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John Cutler @johncutle.fish · 16/02/2025
A cold civil war ... never thought I'd be writing that, but here we are.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
You know, I'm right sick of idiots proclaiming "The courts and lawyers won't save us! Only WE can!" Motherfucker, PAY ATTENTION. You think standing outside a building with a cardboard sign is gonna stop a regime? Fuck off. THE COURTS ARE OUR *ONLY* DEFENSE RIGHT NOW. Protests are just fireworks.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
If you don't understand that this is a factual statement, you are part of that first third. And you should die a horrible death.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Having worked in a couple of cemeteries that dated back to the early 1800s, for well more than 10 years, I can attest to this personally. It's like magic, but real.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
You know, I like this platform, except that I've had to block about 56,000 sexbots so far. Jesus Christ, @moderation.bsky.app , @safety.bsky.app , and @support.bsky.team , what the fuck are you doing about this?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/02/2025
REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Mary R Morrow @marymorrow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺 Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Repost this if you agree Elon and DOGE should be SUED!
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I fully admit that I'm a lazy fuck, and I'm old, and I'm tired, but where the fuck are all the pitchforks and torches? IT'S TIME TO GET OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Jesus Hillary Rodham Christ, this place is becoming Facebook Part Two. I wish there was an emoji of a vomiting nutsack to express my feelings further.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
King Donald I (because I choose to espouse correct nomenclature) actively shreds the entire government of the USA. And then: "Republicans": 🦗 🦗 🦗 Democrats: "Hims a bad boy! Donate to me!" MSM: 👅🍑 Germany: "Guess you didn't see the T-shirt we got."
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
JESUS HAROLD ROBBINS CHRIST ON A FLAMING PAISLEY POPSICLE STICK, FUCK YOU MORONIC FUCKHEADS!!! FUCK IT ALL, I'M ROOTING FOR THE FUCKING END
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
We're at war with Eastasia. We've always been at war with Eastasia. www.dw.com/en/trump-ord... — US President Donald Trump says he ordered airstrikes on the 'Islamic State' in Somalia
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Trump orders strikes on IS targets in Somalia – DW – 02/01/2025
The United States has conducted air strikes on IS targets in Somalia, President Donald Trump confirmed on social media.
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