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Prof. Sipwell

@coolcat33.bsky.social
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Serving the tiny population who appreciate absolutely Byzantine trains of thought Also, we say "fuck" a lot 🍸🎶😸

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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Fits a .357 easily
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This fucking idiot Nazi has become most of my argument for euthanasia and compulsory sterilization.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Counterprogramming 🤘🏻 bjsca667.bandcamp.com/track/the-ne...
bjsca667.bandcamp.com
The New Truth, by The Black Jonah Safari Combat Association
track by The Black Jonah Safari Combat Association
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I'm sorry, did you say, "man faces lifetime achievement award"?
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Can someone please just aim correctly already? Please and thank you.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Kindly remember that every - EVERY - society that has said/thought "it can't happen here"... Has had it happen.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
🤣👍🏻🍸
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
That would indeed be cruel and unusual
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I understand. Remember, we have the Pirates.. 🤣🤣🤣
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Or Kevin Stefanski! 🤣👍🏻
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
They could probably have literally anyone they want. It's job security for the next two decades, win or lose.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
You don't blame 15 years of utter mediocrity?
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman is screaming and saying amen hallelujah while talking on a cell phone .
ALT: a woman is screaming and saying amen hallelujah while talking on a cell phone .
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Don't discount those of us fans who are more than willing to have multiple absolute shit seasons just to get rid of that useless turd.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hi there. Bartender here. I don't even have to have the sound on to tell you that this motherfucker is drunk as hell.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
🤦🏻‍♂️
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
There is no point from here forward at which a presidential assassination would be a bad thing. Oh, are you going to follow me now NSA? FBI? CIA? Fuck you. You're all a bunch of fucking useless Nazi fucks anyway.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I'll take it without the ism, thanks
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Too late
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The same thing that happened to the Nazis in the mid-40s should happen to this Nazi right now.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
11 years ago today, my first life ended. I spent several years dead, unfortunately not for tax purposes, and then was given the opportunity to live again. This new life... this new life. I can't begin to describe how fantastic it is, in spite of, or because of, its difficulties. Always forward. ❤️
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
That's a pretty fantastic collection of lies
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
So, the Dickless Gestapo, otherwise known as ICE, is apparently now scouring social media for signs of dissent. Hey, ICE: Every last one of you should be tried for treason. So should your Nazi bosses. Come and get me, you twats.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I think I konked out for a minute there anyway So yes
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
THIS !!!
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
It's What We Do. 😎🍸
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Run for it, Marty!
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
1860 had an affair with 1935 and had a kid called Right Now In America
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I'm not sure who I want to see put against the wall more... Miller, or this useless sack of shit.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I DEMAND A LINK
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
🤬
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Well, of all the things I could say about this almost infinitely disgusting, vomit-inducing regime we are now under, one of the weirdest is this: I never thought I would be part of a situation that rendered Hogan's Heroes completely unfunny.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Fact, despite the other fact that Democrats are a bunch of complete morons and wimpy losers, with a few notable and wonderful exceptions.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I think this weird little tiny fist thing is his version of sieg heil Why is no one talking about this
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
How the hell is doing something like this not completely disqualifying? HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN WHAT THE FUCKING 25TH AMENDMENT SAYS?
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
More evidence for compulsory sterilization and/or euthanasia. The trouble is in the mediation.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Right now, I'm just enjoying living entirely rent-free in your tiny mind 😎
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
No, this is unfiltered word soup.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I think I just had a stroke trying to read that
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I think I just had a stroke trying to read that
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I bought I think half a dozen different Oktoberfest beers last year, and this one was the ultimate winner
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I've run aground.....
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Still recovering from this ridiculous week, with college volleyball on tv, slow tasty beers, and perhaps a bit of (rereading) Gatsby shortly.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
😳🤣
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
That's damned naughty
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
It positively has to smell horrendous in there
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
And if you think that's actually what he's going to talk about, I have a bridge in New York to sell you, and a reminder that the seafood in Kansas is always fresh.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This might be the best way I've heard it put. Absolutely spot on.
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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Did anyone ever think this wasn't coming? How dumb do you have to be to think that?
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