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Greg Cooke

@cookieinto.bsky.social
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I want safe street design, I want to write well, I want the Blue Jays to get it together, I want UBI, I want to see a probe fly the skies of Titan, and I want you to call my raise, because I just made a full house. He/him.

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Diana Chan McNally @dianachanmcnally.bsky.social · 17h
It is an honour to have the endorsement of Parkdale–High Park MPP @alexagilmour.bsky.social. I've had the privilege of working with Alexa for years through refugee and housing advocacy. I am so excited to continue to work together with her to serve the people of Parkdale–High Park!
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every year on his birthday, Sabertooth takes him to Picklefest.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bet you pronounce the second “t” just for spite.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The dill must have me hallucinating… picklefestcanada.com/events/toron...
picklefestcanada.com
Toronto 2026 - Picklefest™ & All Things Fermented
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forever provisional. They must constantly prove their allegiance to the White Cause.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A cottage is just a house outside the city unless there’s exposed Canadian Shield. I don’t have opportunity and safety unless my neighbours have opportunity and safety. Gord Downie, Leonard Cohen, and Stompin’ Tom are all legitimately great singers.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a five-year trek, That started from a Starfleet port Above this pale blue speck…
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A friend was working at the Toronto broadcast station & snuck out a screener a few days before the premiere. Our biggest takeaway was that the show - with the optimism of the opening credits & song - was exactly what we needed to counter the bloodlust that was brewing. Then they threw it all away.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And 2 memorable experiences? Sharon Jones at the Horseshoe before the cancer, and Sharon Jones at Massey Hall after the cancer.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings at the Horseshoe. Binkie Griptite warmed up the crowd (he thought), and then announced Miss Sharon Jones. He was *incensed* at the tepid reaction.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This Canadian is more concerned about his country binding itself even more to a country that has decided to self-immolate. And to sign a “deal” that’s only binding on Canada, since the United States has made clear that they’ll abandon treaties, trade deals, and international agreements on a whim.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jefferson Dyson Sphere.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To FernExpo?
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That he’s great, but he needs to be perfect. That he loves his friends and family so much, but he thinks he has to push them. Those rare times when he lets the mantle of leadership slip off, and he cracks beer on the basketball court. He thinks he’s Sisyphus, but he’s a self-enforced Tantalus.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He’s an artist.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The line where he continues to bind his own toxic brand to PP’s is appreciated.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We don’t call it that. In our house it’s “how about a game of Spite & Recriminations?”
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
But a lot of the eclectic selection now seems to be corporate sports bars, with promotions they call “Wingsanity!!!” (I’m in the west end now, and I’ve just heard that the Indie Alehouse location might become a McDonalds, so I’m a little grumpy)
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kinda? I’m being just a tad obtuse. I lived in and around the Annex for a decade, from the mid-90s to the mid-oughts (Vermont, Markham, Walmer), and one of the things I loved was the variety of restaurants - Hungarian, Himalayan, maaaybe too much sushi…
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Knew nothing of this before I saw the trailer in front of The Odyssey. “From the director of PLANE.” Me: please be called BOAT, please be called BOAT, please be called BOAT.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If it’s a bar/restaurant that goes in there, it would be nice if it was one whose entire marketing strategy wasn’t build on the mental health challenges of their hot wings promotion.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“The court finds that the government is completely within its rights to empty out prisons and arm criminals with shotguns for Purge Night. The partitioner’s claim of increased risk of death is merely theoretical, because there is only danger if people leave their barricaded homes.”
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bait-and-switch aside, I legit think it’s a tactical error. Ford, Bradford, and their supporters don’t care about cyclists, or actively wish them harm. But they do care about themselves. These improvements are demonstrably safer for everyone, and I think that should be a core message.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I really wish people would stop with the “more cyclists are going to die” narrative. More pedestrians and motorists are going to die too.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nah. The Tennyson-disliker was one of four, and they were voted down. It turned into a great job - buying and selling books! who wouldn’t love that? for years! - right up until it wasn’t.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ha! I was very nearly passed over for a promotion (in the book business!) because I said I loved that poem.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Those first two strikes were wild whiffs. I should know better than to give up.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That’s a gummy.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Aw, crap. Am I going to have to take off my shoes to prove I don’t have a toddler in them?
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I remember the Deep Impact/Armageddon and Abyss/Leviathan/DeepStar Six years. There is no reason somebody can’t take the bones of this and build something wild and freaky.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He was a great villain in Yellowbelly. m.youtube.com/watch?v=CPY-...
m.youtube.com
SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
YouTube video by TVOR - The Voice of Reason
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My kid has gone to bed, but I wish they could’ve watched that, because they’ve been SCATHING towards Little.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Weather? Please say you’re talking about weather.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’d take two months of interesting experiments over pointless malaise please and thank you.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There’s a saying in comics: if a villain is trying to destroy the world they only have to win once, but the heroes have to win every battle. Just look at Ontario Place. Structural change must happen before this repeats, or they’ll bide their time for a conservative trifecta, and pull the trigger.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Noted Creator of Dystopian Films As Warnings Of The Perils Of The Future Declares Dystopias Cool (For Personal Use) Film at 11. (to allow for the inevitable recycling, I didn’t include his name)
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Real Men. And it was a first date.
Poster for the movie Real Men, starring James Belushi and John Ritter. The two leads are looking exasperated while being crushed by the title of the film, rendered as large, cracking stone letters. It is an appropriate metaphor for this movie and their careers.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
They built Nextdoor for her.
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Adam Radwanski @aradwanski.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Trying to exploit a horrific event to make Torontonians more scared of their city than they should be, so you can try to make up a point or two in the polls, is pretty gross. www.thestar.com/news/gta/bra...
thestar.com
Brad Bradford blasts Toronto police for ‘tone deaf’ comments about Salsa on St. Clair shooting
Brad Bradford, the city councillor who is running for mayor of Toronto, said Tuesday that the Salsa on St. Clair shooting has shaken the sense of safety and security of Torontonians.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Piece in the WSJ about Canada dealing with Trump. It mentions an analyst’s report that called Trump America’s Gorbachev: everything he does only serves to dismantle American power and push the world to a post-American future.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He’s gonna build a big, beautiful wall of wholesome video content, and Mexico’s gonna pay for it.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Natch. Latin with a South Side accent.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I really hope that when Pope Leo declared those guys excommunicado, the message was conveyed by a heavily tattooed moll at a retro telephone switchboard.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you close your eyes he sounds like John Tory.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hydro-Man took in a Mets game, and 28 people died when he misunderstood “we’re gonna do the wave!” But Reed was fine, because it was during the 7th inning stretch.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Look at the poor guy. They need to up the dose.
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That voiceover? What is wrong with these people? They want that voice, that tone? Michael Emerson exists!
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You know what would be cool? If we made Canada the bad guy! The world needs more Canada… in the atmosphere, amirite?!
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Greg Cooke @cookieinto.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Important, but the impulse to tighten up physically can go too far. I remember when Russel Martin got lean. He ran out of gas in August, and the soft tissue stress injuries started… Vladdy’s been bigger, and I see his issues as around form and swing decisions. BA is solid. He’s just not slugging.
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