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cookie! @cookie.pet · 2h
objectively the most 5 star 4 star film review but i agree
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 13h
for sale: cookie cage, never locked
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 13h
was a bit too optimistic this locktober and went for the nano size instead of the nub so now i need to find a girl with a slightly larger dick than mine and give her it :/
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misanthrope scythe princess @m3l0diccharm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
transformation interrupted
magical girl stabbed mid transformation
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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GUILT AND SELF-LACERATION ARE INDULGENCES
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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YOU ARE A VICTIM OF THE RULES YOU LIVE BY
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ً @noetuka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 01/10/2026
happy kallidora!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 01/10/2026
I think maybe it's just that British people have an innate sense of Todestrieb and let it consume every inch of themselves due to how miserable this island is
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 01/10/2026
Guy on the tube had what looked like a calendar appointment he was staring at that was only titled "Things fall apart". Not quite sure how to interpret that
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a five panel comic. 

i say to a person: do i have to have sex w you or are we actual friends?

they say: what do ya mean

*pulls out diagram showing whats actual friends and whats friends you have to have sex with*

they say: its hard to answer your question without sounding rapey

but just take this

its a greentext line that says >its friends you have to have sex with
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Natalie Nutmeg @hyphaoccult.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this tweet lives so rent free in my mind
A tweet, "I hear the new Madoka Magica movie is only going to be screened for the people who deserve it," being quoted with a stock image of a man at a cash register at a movie theatre with the text "What's that anon? One ticket? You do know you also have to pay for your headmates, right? What are those? Sorry anon, but I don't think I can let you into this one."
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 29/09/2026
good evening chat :)
cookie selfie
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soupushka @gurokin.com · 31/08/2026
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Bottom upside down text reads "PLAY WITH ME 4 EVER". Kittles on its knees, wearing a latex straighjacket, latex thigh-highs socks, and a blindfold. It is smiling with its tongue slightly out, and hearts surround it.
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(newest member of the hypno villain association) yeah so this girl was annoying me so i made her walk into traffic and she got hit by a bus (everyone and their harem looking at me weird) why didn't you just rape her ?
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 27/09/2026
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 26/09/2026
Ready for action.
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 26/09/2026
i feel like they had the one that got hacked and locked everyone and then they were like "actually maybe connecting a chastity cage to the internet is a really bad idea"
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi, new fan and community member here! :) Quick question: why did the artist make what they wanted to make instead of what I wanted? I understand they enjoyed making it, and that you all enjoy it too, but I just think they made a huge mistake not making my thing instead. Thanks!
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 26/09/2026
because she was a huge atheist and thought my stance was incredibly irrational of like being pretty confident but still kinda choosing the other side not bc of facts but emotions I guess
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 26/09/2026
mostly unrelated but i had an ex once who heard my religious stance of "basically i'm pretty sure it's not real but it'd nice if it was so i can't say i'm an atheist" and got really pissed off at me for this for like two days straight
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 26/09/2026
i dunno. i feel mostly agnostic about everything, but it sucks that the endpoint of a lot of my thinking about my suffering leads back to this. i am glad that i can dismiss it as mostly childish and diversionary, but it certainly doesn't make me feel any better!
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 26/09/2026
often in these moments the development of organised religion amongst basically every human society feels blindingly obvious. yeah of course everyone wants someone to know, and to know how much it hurts, and how normal and honestly forgiving you're being for not exploding on everyone all the time
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 26/09/2026
often feeling quite mentally ill seems to be a sense of trying to grasp what would make it better; and only ever coming to the conclusion that it would be "if a higher spiritual power was real and saw everything bad that had ever happened to me and was forced to apologise"
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 26/09/2026
i wish there was like The Gentleman's Block on here where you could block someone and if they saw your profile it'd be like "You are Gentleman's Blocked: nothing personal i just saw you posted really kinky stuff and i got jealous over it because i'm mentally ill"
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soupushka @gurokin.com · 01/09/2026
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Kittles looking up with rainbow in their visible eye. The left half of their face is dripping black goopy with pink simple eyes. The text reads "I WANNA SEE THE SUNSHINE"
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love you love you love you love you love you love @badenddoll.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
always rly funny when people misunderstand and think hypno is supposed to be hot because there's a type of magic person out there who can make you do whatever they want!! wrong. hypno is hot because there's a type of girl out there who will worldbuild herself into doing anything you say.
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clover (still princess) @chamberlilium.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 24/09/2026
reading my uni's copy of minima moralia. brother i'm sorry but you're just not going to make it
a photo of the first page of the dedication chapter of theodor adorno's minima moraliafocusing on the margins halfway down the right side of the page, around 10 lines have been annotated with the description "intro"
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love being treated like an object who just dispenses sex and attention! I love getting treated like a monster for setting boundaries!! Cw blood
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 23/09/2026
turning a big dial taht says 'Dissociation' on it and constantly looking back at the id for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 23/09/2026
oh you're telling me these thoughts aren't mine and i'm just feeling them and i can let them go somewhere else in my brain? well those thoughts are they? are they someone elses? where does that urge come from? does it have a name?
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 23/09/2026
it's such a deliciously cruel irony that DBT is like incredibly helpful for managing bad thoughts that come with extreme mental illness but also it promotes such an obvious disconnect between Your Brain and Your Thoughts that it's basically turbo pluralification
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little mousewife @compactdivine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🩸✂️ blood / mutilation amateur regrets
digital sketch in black and white, depicting two rabbit girls. one stands in front of the mattress, while the other lays bound with rope and duct tape on the bed. the standing rabbit looks sly, looking over her shoulder back at the other. she holds a knife dripping with blood in one hand, and the other is stained red. she wears a fishnet top and tight panties that show off her bulge.

the other rabbit is in a sorry state. her tummy and thighs are soaked in blood, and it stains the mattress, dripping down to the floor. her eyes are wide in shock but she is unable to speak because of the duct-tape gag.

all of the blood is dark red, standing out from the monochrome scene.

the standing rabbit says "you were right... it was definitely cuter before.. sorry.."

the signature is a key with eyelashes arranged around the ring.
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 22/09/2026
She let me hit on account of my 405 krillion score
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Monogatari Pics 🌈📚 @postgatari.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sengoku Nadeko · Koimonogatari anime
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droach @droachillustra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
saber
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 18/09/2026
good meownyan cookie nation i dyed my hair what do you think
selfie of me in full length mirror wearing a turtleneck trousers and a jacket. i have blackish dark brownish hair
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 18/09/2026
the two dykes not telling the straight teetotal builder that they are actually exes is such a beautiful little nugget in this story i can barely believe it's real
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 18/09/2026
this is going to go down a hit in my friends overwatch discord server thank you
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 18/09/2026
good meownyan cookie nation i dyed my hair what do you think
selfie of me in full length mirror wearing a turtleneck trousers and a jacket. i have blackish dark brownish hair
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 18/09/2026
hot
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touhou quotes @touhou-quotes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(sob sob) I can't finish reciting the spells because of my anemia.
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Monogatari Pics 🌈📚 @postgatari.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nekomonogatari Shiro anime
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 14/09/2026
Really interesting way that my brain is fried is that my own handwriting is somewhat triggering to me because it's very similar to my abusive mom's handwriting. What's up with that
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
conscience comic
panel one: 2 girls in bed, one laying on the other says "I think I really like you..."
panel two: a devil appears on the other girl's shoulder saying "that's it, time to ditch this broad."
panel 3: the girl looks at her other shoulder, empty
panel four: she says "Isn't there supposed to be another one???" and the devil replies "no wayyyy you're fucked"
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𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂~ @deceased-bunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I Fuck My Computer!
Ramiel the bunny gets penetrated by a living computer, a tangled mess of wires buldges through his abdomen and wiggles out of his mouth and nose. Power cables hold his arms and legs while the computer's monitor blushes a deep red. Ramiel's peen is being sounded and cum flows through the computer's wires; Art Post
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 11/09/2026
never posted this here... have a good weekend yall :00 ❤️❤️💕💕
me in a mirror with my shirt not done up and my bra showing like a WHORE
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cookie! @cookie.pet · 11/09/2026
happy cavegift
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