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The Content Apologist

@contentapologist.bsky.social
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Exceptions apply.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Homer Simpson Just Stoned Driving
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hope you're feeling better soon, mate.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'Well, since you ask I'm currently wearing a close fitting stout Hessian jockstrap; why do you ask?'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'I don't think the Prophet will be very pleased with you after what you just said about Matt Bianco'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The aged FiL is housebound now, so when we visit we inevitably watch a lot of ITV3 dramas. Based on the (many) adverts, the channel's entire demographic seems to be people who go on cruises to see bears get mistreated, before coming back for their pre-booked cremations.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Shirley Temple's Infectious Laugh
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*WITH ED MILIBAND*
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At the hospital for my pre-cataract removal assessment. They've put drops in my eyes to widen my pupils.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Girl's Mischievous Smile Transforms
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
'I'M REMOVING MY PRONOUNS...FOR AN HOUR'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy birthday Den!
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Josh in Tuxedo, Cheers with Whiskey
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not at all sure about the triple presenter setup on this year's #Strictly
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Have to say, it's brave of the BBC to have professional dancers who are better known than the supposed 'celebs'... #Strictly
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Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*Me, trying to work out who the 'celebrities' are on #Strictly*
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That Ringo biopic looks AWFUL.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Special mention needs to be made of my moot @andygilder.bsky.social's brilliant 'Rita, Sue and Pob Too' comment...
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'AH THOUGHT AH WERE GREAT!'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Audience Clapping and Applauding
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All this furore over Macklemore makes me think if he'd just stuck to presenting 'Holiday' with Judith Chalmers, all this unpleasantness could have been avoided... #OneForTheTeenagers
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Load of old bullwank is the phrase that springs to mind.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If your timeline is full of Michael Elphick and Neil Morrissey, you're Boonscrolling.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Allomedia Uhlive: Man's 'AH!' Moment
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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What
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Translate It For Me In English - Mr. Iglesias
ALT: Translate It For Me In English - Mr. Iglesias
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Me, running round after Milo with kitchen roll in a fruitless attempt to stop him ralphing up over the front room carpet AGAIN*
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I certainly think he's moved over to the wrong side of the Pennines...
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Concrete it all over, right now.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'Vegetable rights and peace'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's - that's certainly SOMETHING...
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Woddy Harrelson's Shocked Reaction
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Either way, it's a shitty end.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jeff Goldblum Making a Heart with Hands
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW when an internet rando liked 14 of your Bleets one after the other, but then doesn't follow you.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Dylan wrote 'My Back Pages',
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some of the effects were a bit dodgy, TBF.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TFW you do a #QualityBleet and then realise there's a typo.
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Pauline League: Distinctive Character Look
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
27 years since them slags blew the Moon out of Earth orbit. Still freaks my nut out to this day. #Space1999 #NevetForget
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Space1999 Breakawayday
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whaddya mean it's "Not in Word List", @nytimes.com?
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*Me, really enjoying 'Foundation' on Apple TV vs. me realising the next series is in 2027*
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#GarySambrookMaxxing
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Released OTD 1985 'A View To A Kill', featuring Grace Jones as assassin May Day.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's nice when fanboys finally get to meet their hero.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's very surprising; he always seemed such an affable chap when he presented 'Holiday' for the BBC... #OneForTheTeenagers
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Blimey, yes I hadn't realised that!
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Temu Top Gear.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'I like both fags AND oysters'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'I like both fags AND oysters'
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