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The Content Apologist

@contentapologist.bsky.social
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#Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Prog #Other #AvocadoBathroomsWillReturn Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.

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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 23h
River Cartwright when asked if he wants to get back in the Park.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When you're presenting #Strictly at seven but despatching War Rocket Ajax from Ming's palace at eight.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
1926 vs. 2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Exceptions apply.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'Well, since you ask I'm currently wearing a close fitting stout Hessian jockstrap; why do you ask?'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'I don't think the Prophet will be very pleased with you after what you just said about Matt Bianco'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*WITH ED MILIBAND*
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At the hospital for my pre-cataract removal assessment. They've put drops in my eyes to widen my pupils.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
'I'M REMOVING MY PRONOUNS...FOR AN HOUR'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not at all sure about the triple presenter setup on this year's #Strictly
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*Me, trying to work out who the 'celebrities' are on #Strictly*
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If your timeline is full of Michael Elphick and Neil Morrissey, you're Boonscrolling.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Me, running round after Milo with kitchen roll in a fruitless attempt to stop him ralphing up over the front room carpet AGAIN*
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'Vegetable rights and peace'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Either way, it's a shitty end.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW when an internet rando liked 14 of your Bleets one after the other, but then doesn't follow you.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Dylan wrote 'My Back Pages',
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whaddya mean it's "Not in Word List", @nytimes.com?
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*Me, really enjoying 'Foundation' on Apple TV vs. me realising the next series is in 2027*
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#GarySambrookMaxxing
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Released OTD 1985 'A View To A Kill', featuring Grace Jones as assassin May Day.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's nice when fanboys finally get to meet their hero.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's very surprising; he always seemed such an affable chap when he presented 'Holiday' for the BBC... #OneForTheTeenagers
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Temu Top Gear.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'I like both fags AND oysters'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'I like both fags AND oysters'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'I think you're what I would call PAELLA; that's when you're not really prawn OR chicken, but a bit of both'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Hello is that Yellow Pages? It's JUST possible you might be able to save my political life..."
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What with the #BayeuxTapestry exhibition opening today, I've been thinking about Saxon resistance on the Isle of Ely where they had an anti-capitalist non-binary commune led (in a non-patriarchal way) by Hereward The Woke. #NoYOUEffOff
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Same energy.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pinch punch first of the month
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wearing a baggy black tee today, chums; now have a burning desire to write a terrible debut novel.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
'HEEEEERE'S RONNIE!'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At your Ring doorbell cam like
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oi you lot; where's my card from all the lads on the Ark Royal, then?
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In the '90's, it was The Screaming Trees; now, it's the screaming knees.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
USA Vs. Greenland
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BOTD 1959, American musician and singer-songwriter "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red Argument is best done with Logic and Reasoning,
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
'Blind Date' (ITV, 1985-2003)
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
'We saw you across the bar and liked your unfunny midwit vibe'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
'Geordi La Forge, you've changed'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today's entry in 'Morrissey or Gordon Jackson - You Decide'
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