The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 23hRiver Cartwright when asked if he wants to get back in the Park. 010
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When you're presenting #Strictly at seven but despatching War Rocket Ajax from Ming's palace at eight. 1131
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026'Well, since you ask I'm currently wearing a close fitting stout Hessian jockstrap; why do you ask?' 361
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026'I don't think the Prophet will be very pleased with you after what you just said about Matt Bianco' 050
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026At the hospital for my pre-cataract removal assessment. They've put drops in my eyes to widen my pupils. 050
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026'I'M REMOVING MY PRONOUNS...FOR AN HOUR' 140
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not at all sure about the triple presenter setup on this year's #Strictly 080
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026*Me, trying to work out who the 'celebrities' are on #Strictly* 050
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If your timeline is full of Michael Elphick and Neil Morrissey, you're Boonscrolling. 060
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*Me, running round after Milo with kitchen roll in a fruitless attempt to stop him ralphing up over the front room carpet AGAIN* 050
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026TFW when an internet rando liked 14 of your Bleets one after the other, but then doesn't follow you. 000
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Dylan wrote 'My Back Pages', 4225
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Whaddya mean it's "Not in Word List", @nytimes.com? 090
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026*Me, really enjoying 'Foundation' on Apple TV vs. me realising the next series is in 2027* 011
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Released OTD 1985 'A View To A Kill', featuring Grace Jones as assassin May Day. 140
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It's nice when fanboys finally get to meet their hero. 182
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It's very surprising; he always seemed such an affable chap when he presented 'Holiday' for the BBC... #OneForTheTeenagers 050
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026'I think you're what I would call PAELLA; that's when you're not really prawn OR chicken, but a bit of both' 010
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"Hello is that Yellow Pages? It's JUST possible you might be able to save my political life..." 060
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What with the #BayeuxTapestry exhibition opening today, I've been thinking about Saxon resistance on the Isle of Ely where they had an anti-capitalist non-binary commune led (in a non-patriarchal way) by Hereward The Woke. #NoYOUEffOff 041
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Wearing a baggy black tee today, chums; now have a burning desire to write a terrible debut novel. 070
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Oi you lot; where's my card from all the lads on the Ark Royal, then? 020
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026In the '90's, it was The Screaming Trees; now, it's the screaming knees. 000
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026BOTD 1959, American musician and singer-songwriter "Weird Al" Yankovic. 060
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red Argument is best done with Logic and Reasoning, 160
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026'We saw you across the bar and liked your unfunny midwit vibe' 030
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026'Geordi La Forge, you've changed' 081
The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Today's entry in 'Morrissey or Gordon Jackson - You Decide' 2100