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Janitor Warlord. Guitar Professor. Our Rock Opera “The Disappearance of Vidalia Belle” is out now!

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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Re: Kaepernick: “I don’t see all the social injustice that some of these people see,” Ditka said Monday. “There has been no oppression in the last 100 years that I know of.”
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I saw Ditka at ohare being taken to his gate on a golf cart. He was sort of sprawled out on the back like a sea lion.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are you aware of the Owen’s Dry Lake broadcast? An aeolian harp set up in an abandoned factory and broadcast on FM and satellite radio. www.metabolicstudio.org/Sonic-Division
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Sonic Division
Metabolic Studio Sonic Division Sonic Division investigates the means by which sound waves generate physical and biological change and exchange across landscapes. Our practice seeks to activate living...
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what puts chess players in an early grave. They get the same thing all the time.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes! But also saving me from myself.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a falsetto part to sing in one of my songs. I noticed that I can hit my pitches with ease if I sing straight up through my “mask” in the style of the Brothers Gibb. This was forcefully rejected by the rest of the band.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic”
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Exactly!
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Repainted nardo gray.” “Nardo Gray” would be a good taunt or epithet for one 10yo boy to hurl at another.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The "Is AI alive" conversation is 100% this, too. If you can be conned by a chatbot, I fear for your general safety. You are the guy at the stripclub who think the dancers really like you.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A friend who is a poet has tried to get me to write out my lyrics over the years and I’ve steadfastly refused. They’re meant to be heard in context. On the page they are lifeless and awkward.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re right. And those Slint guys moved to Chicago and played in bands that sounded nothing like Slint. A genuine betrayal!
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trying and failing to sound like Slint is the ethnic music of my land, The Suburbs.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This one goes out specifically to my wife who has been on a The Band kick lately. To the extent that she if flogging herself through Robbie Robertson’s excruciating *second* autobiography, which is just him paling around with famous people in LA. 😴
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once I ran to you…
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Im sorry I sought this song out because it would be more interesting to try to write the song I imagine it to be. Or a better song. 🎼 I’m Oklahoma-paranoid So I’m choosin Texas to BE DESTROYED 🎶
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone on that island seems to have a timeless pop song in them.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is one post down from yours for me. Take is as A Sign. 🪓
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dial a certified fingerpicker.
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Betty Kraken of Florida @bettycrackerfl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nationalizing SpaceX and deporting Musk to South Africa for lying on his citizenship application is the MODERATE POSITION!
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How many bass players have I worked with that could NOT have played the repetitive but necessary bassline that powers the song? Not all, but a lot of em.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can’t understand this impulse. When I crack my knuckles and get ready to write something, any old thing, I feel like I’m about to serve up a special treat for you the reader. I’d never deprive myself of exercising this particular power nor you of the pleasure. You’d think at the highest levels…
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And it’s occurred to me that my 20th century music education could accurately be described as a German music education.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve gotten on a Krautrock kick lately and noticed all my bandmates have German surnames. The kunstwerk is coming from inside the house! But my father’s Deutschophilia is a weird engine that nestled in my brain and I know is always running in the background.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Keep calm and Herbert von.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Courtesy my father he got there first with Beethoven and can never be wholly winkled out of my musical consciousness.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I think the median voter believes in Natural Prices, and these are about how much things costed at the most recent point in their mind where they felt relatively financially stable. They expect politicians and businesses to honour this and take steps to ensure things cost their Natural Price.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If anything it’s a tool for showing who is truly a clear-eyed commentator or politician and who is a rube.
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyway, I know that the "we're all going to die by a robot army" hype is really fun for folks, and so that's going to have way more power than the "nah, dawg, that's dumb" skepticism. That's my cross to bear. But please do consider the possibility it's just very silly hype.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When I bought this lamp from a weird dude in rural Illinois he said, “Overhead lighting is for hospitals and police stations.”
A lovely painted lamp on a table.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@jessethorn.bsky.social I shook my head when I discovered you had never heard, let alone been scared of The Goofa Man. Yet here I’ve living in ignorance all this time of… youtu.be/I9pQNCATn5U?...
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Peter Wolf AKA The Woofa Goofa - WBCN Radio DJ
YouTube video by RustedTelevisione
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe he’s confused by your rich Irish brogue.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A Face in the Frost, which just read, had sort of a vibe like that. Never really understood precisely what was going on, and it was genuinely scary at times too.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m in.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Spill the Wine!
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I had a friend release an album called Metric the same week the band Metric released one and he said that it probably juiced his sales quite a bit.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Triumphantly returning from Medbed Hypersleep to cast a vote on the Rural Hospital Abolition Act. That's beautiful.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I understand you want to witness the moment I embrace all of Krautrock.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The kind of sweaty conservative defensiveness I think we're all familiar with even today
Within two years proslavery writers had answered Uncle Tom's Cabin with at least fifteen novels whose thesis that slaves were better off than free workers in the North
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This guy only had a little bit of soap and he had a whole affair complete. Take note, modern man. youtu.be/a0wQU7fJEVQ?...
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THE JARMELS - A LITTLE BIT OF SOAP
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tom Waits voice: “She got the petro oligarchy jazz hands.”
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m hearing 202 strings!
A mere 101 strings. Pfft. Bush league.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I enjoyed the Rupar sideswipe.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think the SC would find its voice as soon as Obama got into the race.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
First the topic. Then the anger about the topic. Then the anger about the anger about the topic. Then the chin stroking over the anger about the etc… At that point the only solution is the move where Moe would slap both Larry and Curly with one swipe.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah, I think so. And that one with Van Morrison.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s probably the Chieftains for traditional Irish music. youtu.be/y7Wz2gJ42VE?...
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Dublin in Vigo
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
VC nominative determinism.
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Constant Velocity @constantvelocity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Any local will tell you that Steak n Shake absolutely sucks shit since it was bought out by Bigliari Holdings in 2008.
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