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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Urgent help needed: No job, and I need to put together $300 for rent (and grocery $) by tomorrow EleanorIsWeird on Cash App and Venmo. Anything helps, thank you.

Black cat making biscuits on a blanket. He's having a great time

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 18h

🎵Jump in the chat of my Slackula

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Urgent help needed: No job, and I need to put together $300 for rent (and grocery $) by tomorrow EleanorIsWeird on Cash App and Venmo. Anything helps, thank you.

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just had a memory bubble of the commercial for toe fungus cream, and there was a nasty little fungus guy, and he lifted a big toe nail up to show the fungus on the nail bed, and everyone really hated it

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

TFW you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've been dealing with so much body pain lately I'm crushing 2400mg of ibuprofen a day

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think we should turn off the internet and go back to magazines

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nic Cage's face isnt big enough to play John Madden

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I retrospect I wish I had joined the military in my youth. Leaking shit to War Thunder looks like fun

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Nightmare Blunt Rotation: 1. Richard Bachmann 2. Robert Galbraith 3. Chris Gaines Thank you

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Going to the whole foods and asking if they have the pro biotic bleach

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I could really go for a big ass dipped soft serve ice cream cone

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Haven't had one of these in decades. Still goes tbh.

A chocolate flavored Tootsie Roll Pop, with accompanying wrapped unfurled

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Bright side it's a still, quiet morning. Cool, little rainy. Everything muted. Just enjoying my coffee

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I realized I'm of the age that my parent's generation were giving each other "over the hill" and "old fart" birthday cards

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Woke all the way up at 4:30am, gave up trying to go back to sleep at 6:30 🫠🤪 GONNA BE A LONG DAY, BOSS

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I tried the double salt Dutch licorice, and let me tell you... Its tastes like black licorice, is very salty, and your nostrils fill with the pungent odor of cat piss 10/10 cant eat more than 2 pieces at a time

A scene from the movie Star Trek: Generations told in three parts
Part 1: Lieutenant Commander Data, with Geordi LaForge at his side, has just tried a beverage after having activated his emotion chip he acquired from his brother Lore in an episode of Next Generation. The sickly green beverage provokes an emotional response in Data, and he declares "I hate this it is revolting!" in an excited, happy voice.
Part 2: Proprietor of the lounge Ten-Forward Guinan is pictured asking Data, "More?"
Part 3: Data responds, "Please"

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

So much housework to do, and i dont even want to move at all

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Getting back on the dating apps so I took a new profile pic... what do you think? 😩🤣💋

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Haven't seen the movie yet but Hades from The Odyssey soundtrack is my hot #1 summer jam

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Wherever you are on the political spectrum I think we can all agree this is a real turding point in the affairs of the United States

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I watched the Doomsday trailer, and I think Dr. Doom is looking for moose and squirrel

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

You ever wonder if someone who's worked for Anne Hathaway, when asked where she is after she has already left a function, said "Anne hath awayed!"?

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

New kind of panic unlocks when the cat decides my surgery foot underneath a blanket is The Enemy

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Actually, the diarrhea parasite has a bad case of me

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

"You know what's never given me parasitic diarrhea?" *shoots black tar heroin*

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Someone called me fastidious and after I looked up what that meant I was very mad

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I think the week between 4th of July and free slurpee day should be like the week between Xmas and new years. Everything kinda shuts down, nothing really going on, just chill

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Nothing good has ever come from going to a place

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

There's a window with Venetian blinds behind this mirror that's mounted to the wall, and the summer sunlight comes right on through

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'm at my local grocer slapping boxes of jet black Just for Men out of the hands of divorced dads like Dikembe Mutombo

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

FROM THE ROCK AND ROLL PHOTO ARCHIVE: Lindsey Buckingham in late October 1981 listening to "Leather and Lace" by Stevie Nicks and Don Henley

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My favorite puncture spot is the one right on top of the head, really helps with the headaches

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My insurance covers a certain amount of acupuncture visits per year, so I got some needlework done, a little all round but mostly in my completely fucked shoulder, and it's feeling much better

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm in this weird place where in a lot of ways I feel healthier than I have in a long time, but I'm also in lots of pain. I've got Messrs. Ibuprofen and Acetaminophen on speed dial

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I put dark cherry jello on my bologna and swiss last night, and... here's the thing. It was delicious

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Walked the mile total back and forth to the grocery store for the first time since I had the two foot surgeries. Legs were pretty sore, foot is kinda angry, but not too painful. Turned out well

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