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Constance Trouble

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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Urgent help needed: No job, and I need to put together $300 for rent (and grocery $) by tomorrow EleanorIsWeird on Cash App and Venmo. Anything helps, thank you.
Black cat making biscuits on a blanket. He's having a great time
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Busted - Jarlic Trusted - Jurmeric
A 6.7 ounce jar of the ginger people brand minced turmeric
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Haven't had one of these in decades. Still goes tbh.
A chocolate flavored Tootsie Roll Pop, with accompanying wrapped unfurled
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I tried the double salt Dutch licorice, and let me tell you... Its tastes like black licorice, is very salty, and your nostrils fill with the pungent odor of cat piss 10/10 cant eat more than 2 pieces at a time
A scene from the movie Star Trek: Generations told in three parts
Part 1: Lieutenant Commander Data, with Geordi LaForge at his side, has just tried a beverage after having activated his emotion chip he acquired from his brother Lore in an episode of Next Generation. The sickly green beverage provokes an emotional response in Data, and he declares "I hate this it is revolting!" in an excited, happy voice.
Part 2: Proprietor of the lounge Ten-Forward Guinan is pictured asking Data, "More?"
Part 3: Data responds, "Please"
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The supervisor is on my ass today!
Black cat in a cardboard box
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Getting back on the dating apps so I took a new profile pic... what do you think? 😩🤣💋
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There's a window with Venetian blinds behind this mirror that's mounted to the wall, and the summer sunlight comes right on through
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
FROM THE ROCK AND ROLL PHOTO ARCHIVE: Lindsey Buckingham in late October 1981 listening to "Leather and Lace" by Stevie Nicks and Don Henley
Headshot of Dennis Reynolds from "Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia". He has a look on his face one might describe as homicidal rage
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I put dark cherry jello on my bologna and swiss last night, and... here's the thing. It was delicious
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Restarted HRT, felt time for a fresh cut, and I am loving it
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"My husband was a complicated man, detective... perhaps we can discuss it over gin and oysters?"
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
New doc, battery of routine testing including a resting EKG. App't was hours ago, but I feel like I'm forgetting something...
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
After being missing for two weeks, then finding his way home he is doing well. Vet check showed he was in good health. Been back a week now, and several times a day I just look at him and am in disbelief he came back to us. I was certain we'd ne ver see him again.
A black cat laying on his back, having just defeated my arm in a wrestling match
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
He came back!! Two weeks almost exactly. Holy shit
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Two weeks since the cat disappeared. Like, I'll catch myself thinking about what it was like to hold him in my arms, rub his belly, stuff like that, and then I start crying. This shit sucks.
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Been a week since my sweetest baby boy got out and ran off. I am very sad about this. I miss him so much.
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My heart hurts with how much I miss this little goofus. I keep hoping I'll see him running around outside waiting to be scooped up.
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Tightness in my chest. Wave after wave of intense sobbing. I need my boy to come home
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
10 manly calories
Advertisement for failed product Dr Pepper 10 showing a can of the product, a glass full of ice, and the soda. The text reads:
Introducing 
All 23 flavors. Just 10 manly calories
It's not for women.
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Made some cucumber sandwiches today
The kitchen counter has two wooden cutting boards of different sizes on it. Large board has four pieces of bread, two with mayo, and two with cream cheese on them. The smaller board has a cucumber and a large kitchen knife, and a small pile of slices have been chopped off the cucumberThe completed cucumber sandwiches on the large cutting board, two sandwiches cut into fourths, and the crusts cut off
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The rzn 4 the szn
Whole honey-roasted ham with some slices cut off on a platter with the words "Happy Birthday, Ham!" over top of it
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Why did I do this
Half of a toasted bagel with cream cheese, on top three runny eggs that when I saw it reminded me of a bokoblin from Legend of Zelda, so I tried putting a bokoblin face on my eggs but I couldn't find a good picture so I used emojis and the end result leaves me in a state of disquiet
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
He's my special boy
Black cat lounging on a blanket not a care in the world
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Day 8 in the hospital. Longest stay I've had before this was probably ~18ish hours. Here's my favorite picture of my cat
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I found an image that adequately conveys my feelings about having a wound vacuum attached to my foot
An illustration of the "Suck Kut" scene from the movie "Wayne's World" wherin protagonist Garth is having his hair stuck in a modified vacuumed cleaner intended to be an at-home hair cutting device created by a local inventor. As his hair is being vacuumed Garth voices his opinion, "It's sucking my will to live!", while colorful text at the bottom states "It certainly does suck", a line from the movie uttered by Wayne after the demonstration, played out for our amusement, is completed
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Welp, 2nd surgery went down today. Looking at a wed discharge after a week with ongoing in-home nursing care until I dont need a wound pump attached to my foot anymore. I'm feeling pretty bad today. It's like I'm dealing with a lifetime of bad choices all at once or something
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Pippi! In the Hospital
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Out of nowhere got some violent chills yesterday. Maybe a fever that went away? I feel bad. Headaches, achy joints, head swimming... I also injured my toe somehow, so walking sucks. Lil dude is keeping me company tho so its not all bad
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Replaying New Vegas. Yes, because of the television
In each quadrant is a headshot of the four characters from two-thousand ten's Fallout New Vegas DLC Dead Money. Starting in top left and going around clockwise you have Christine, Dog/God, Father Elijah, and Dean Domino. The added text says nightmare blunt rotatation
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
He loves his new bed
Black cat peering out from his cave-like kitty bed which sits upon a recliner
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Been out of anxiety meds for, I dunno, better part of a year but I found one today while cleaning out a drawer, on a day when my anxiety is peaking tf out. What a blessing.
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This lil guy
Black cat wrapped in blankets
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
"We tried making a Ronald Reagan clone but it kinda melted and it won't stop writing bullshit"
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Playstation 2 turd
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Peanut butter banana on sourdough toast
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
🥲
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
How it started//How it's going
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Fired up No Man's Sky
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We've come a long way from mesothelioma during The Young and the Restless
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
🥲
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Can't find Warriors 2-12? Help?
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
He's a big boy
Black cat sleeping on its side
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
👁👁
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Blep at 3.47%
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