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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 6h

Another day, another front page ‘exclusive’. Today Badenoch has swapped from her cheerleading, eponymous Bulletin (aka The Pensioner Paper) to the Rothermere Rag. While Kemi always ‘stops things’ Burnham always ‘lurches’.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 7h

Having not really put a foot wrong so far, this was a regrettable mistake. The PM has allowed his Everton experience to cloud his judgement.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 7h

Guardiola standing behind a club he bailed out from. Burnham standing behind owners as if they would take their stadium with them if they left. Poor statements both.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

With only 72 hours to appeal, the cheating Manchester Branch of the Qatari State Football Entity may know their fate before their next fixture on 11th October - ironically against Liverpool, the club they denied at least one Premiership title (if not two).

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Given their refusal to cooperate with the investigation, the likely reason that the Manchester Branch of the Qatari State Football Entity are ‘surprised’ by the Premiere League report is their colossal hubris throughout, prevarication and belief that they are untouchable.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Full story online and in the latest issue: www.private-eye.co.uk/columnists For the rest, including cartoons, Pseuds, Dumb Britain and all the other regulars, you’ll have to buy the magazine.

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Private Eye | Eye World: Letter from Caracas

MOST of the world’s population lives in countries run by an authoritarian government. Ever in the vanguard, Venezuela has two.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No surprise about the stance of the Pensioner Paper but oddly the ‘exclusive’ is not from their lead op-ed writer Kemi Badenoch. Seems that cutting the iniquitous cost of elderly social care haven’t occurred to them.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Of course. Drag it out for another decade and hope the others clubs will get bored or forgetful? Not the opposition supporters. Relegate them two divisions at least - from next season and re-distribute the Titles.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So clairvoyance is another attribute being claimed by ‘the world’s most stable genius’. 😳

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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Reform UK Councillors, know the 5 stages.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Given the lack of cooperation, the denials and the eye-wateringly expensive lawyers; the further appeals, and the politicking; don’t expect the Manchester Branch of the 14-club sports-washing Qatari State Football Entity to be demoted to League Two until at least the 2037-38 season (if then).

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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Jeez. By now even Larry the cat knows it was Boris Johnson’s Brexit deal which caused the skyrocketing number of small boat crossings in the English Channel

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Absolutely correct for once! Only surprise, no ‘exclusive’ front page rent-a-quote from Kemi Badenoch.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

‘Quick! Phone Trump’s caddy for some advice’.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh dear. There’s always one. 😳

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

At the very least - League One. Loss of those Premiership titles?

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Was it something Xi said? Not a happy chappie.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It a word on the redundancy costs of course. Perhaps there wouldn’t be any?!

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just think… What if… AI hacked into Demented Despot Don’s medical records!

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The front page of The Times thinks this is jolly helpful advice. 🤒

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

After billionaire tax-exile Ratcliffe’s inflammatory and derogatory remarks about Britain - not a penny of British taxpayers’ money must be spent on the grandiose new stadium for Manchester Indebted.

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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The National Trust sued to stop Trump's ballroom. He called them "treasonists." Now the preservation group is launching a $10M legal fund to fight Trump's broader changes. The National Trust's CEO: “The ideals and values of historic preservation are being undermined."

washingtonpost.com

National Trust, after battling with Trump, to announce legal defense fund

The preservation group, which sued to stop the White House ballroom, says it will push back against the administration’s changes to historic sites and laws.

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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Reform UK Councillors Gone: totals and by council. Reform UK Durham & Kent top the councillors lost table. So much for them being ‘flagship’ councils.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

…says unpleasant divorcee Sarah Vile.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It already had. After his contract tantrum, far too late for all that.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This belligerent, hectoring, bullying is becoming very tiresome indeed. …but presumably the escalator worked this time?

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Seems the Badenoch Bulletin doesn’t employ journalists anymore - just prints ‘exclusives’ from the Tory party leader.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Desperate Dangerous Demented Despot Don

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Never remotely realistic the moment all the builders returned to Eastern Europe

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The never-ending conveyor belt of Badenoch Bulletin ‘exclusives’. 🥱

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Good to know Dangerously Demented Despot Don’s Triumphal Arch will be a ‘military complex’. Obvious missile target then? Just when we thought it was just the ultimate expression of his narcissism. Contractor for the Reflecting Pool refurbishment going to build it?

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Naughty French Canadian Eric Godin also hit his target.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No royal exclusive? Try an ‘exclusive’ rent-a-quote.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ah the nostalgia for those glory-days of unskilled cloggers hoofing footballs about on mud-bath pitches; the uncovered rain-lashed stadiums; indigestible half-time, half-cooked meat pies; unspeakable toilets; the racist chants; the hooligan supporters - how miss it Neil.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Oh do please remind us again of the funding for the armed forces when you were in government Kemi.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Brutal but hilarious. In the gathering darkness, good to satire hasn’t yet been extinguished.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you choose to live in Monaco as, for example, a billionaire tax exile but visit Manchester occasionally, are you persistently contributing to ‘high immigration’? Just asking.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

‘What the whole world’s talking about’! More ridiculous hyperbole from the Rothermere Rag and what they said at the start Boris Bunter’s column in June 2023 - but in fairness the Llama farmers of the High Andes talk of little else.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not the owner. The Glazers own Manchester Indebted. He has a minority stake. Back to his Monaco tax-haven then? Hopefully, at least the prospects of UK taxpayers coughing-up for his outrageous (Old Trafford) ‘Wembley of the North’ will now recede?

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Dementia Deepens. 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Has always been an unpleasant man.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

As the US National Parks Service rightly opposes Dangerously Demented Despot Don’s outrageous vanity Triumphal Arch as deeply detrimental to the setting of Washington’s historic monuments; expect foaming outrage and bluster and also an attempt to sack all of the NPS senior management.

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Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Nobody other than a Demented Despot could blame Carney for seeking refuge from an abusive relationship.

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