Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 19hCrash-repair workshops will be rubbing their hands with glee at all the business coming their way repairing the peculiar new Jaguar Type 01 because drivers will not be able to see where the £130k car is positioned on the road. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 19hNot a picture likely to appear on the front page of the Badenoch Bulletin to appeal to its pensioner readers. 011
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 20hThe sad decline of the world’s second-best footballer required a 2,000 word self-justification of why he’d recently been benched. Narcissism that Lionel Messi would never have indulged in. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026No news but Kemi news in the Badenoch Bulletin. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026After her brief flirtation with the Rothermere Rag, it’s a return home for yet another ‘exclusive’ for the Pensioner Paper (aka The Badenoch Bulletin). 100
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Another day, another front page ‘exclusive’. Today Badenoch has swapped from her cheerleading, eponymous Bulletin (aka The Pensioner Paper) to the Rothermere Rag. While Kemi always ‘stops things’ Burnham always ‘lurches’. 100
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Having not really put a foot wrong so far, this was a regrettable mistake. The PM has allowed his Everton experience to cloud his judgement. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No surprise about the stance of the Pensioner Paper but oddly the ‘exclusive’ is not from their lead op-ed writer Kemi Badenoch. Seems that cutting the iniquitous cost of elderly social care haven’t occurred to them. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Of course. Drag it out for another decade and hope the others clubs will get bored or forgetful? Not the opposition supporters. Relegate them two divisions at least - from next season and re-distribute the Titles. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Absolutely correct for once! Only surprise, no ‘exclusive’ front page rent-a-quote from Kemi Badenoch. 110
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026‘Quick! Phone Trump’s caddy for some advice’. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was it something Xi said? Not a happy chappie. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 It a word on the redundancy costs of course. Perhaps there wouldn’t be any?! 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just think… What if… AI hacked into Demented Despot Don’s medical records! 001
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The front page of The Times thinks this is jolly helpful advice. 🤒 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So an obvious answer to all that debt loaded on to the club by the Glazer is to sell sods to silly sods. Genius. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026After billionaire tax-exile Ratcliffe’s inflammatory and derogatory remarks about Britain - not a penny of British taxpayers’ money must be spent on the grandiose new stadium for Manchester Indebted. 100
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It already had. After his contract tantrum, far too late for all that. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This belligerent, hectoring, bullying is becoming very tiresome indeed. …but presumably the escalator worked this time? 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Seems the Badenoch Bulletin doesn’t employ journalists anymore - just prints ‘exclusives’ from the Tory party leader. 3297
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Never remotely realistic the moment all the builders returned to Eastern Europe 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The never-ending conveyor belt of Badenoch Bulletin ‘exclusives’. 🥱 041
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Naughty French Canadian Eric Godin also hit his target. 001
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No royal exclusive? Try an ‘exclusive’ rent-a-quote. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ah the nostalgia for those glory-days of unskilled cloggers hoofing footballs about on mud-bath pitches; the uncovered rain-lashed stadiums; indigestible half-time, half-cooked meat pies; unspeakable toilets; the racist chants; the hooligan supporters - how miss it Neil. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh do please remind us again of the funding for the armed forces when you were in government Kemi. 001
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Brutal but hilarious. In the gathering darkness, good to satire hasn’t yet been extinguished. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026‘What the whole world’s talking about’! More ridiculous hyperbole from the Rothermere Rag and what they said at the start Boris Bunter’s column in June 2023 - but in fairness the Llama farmers of the High Andes talk of little else. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not the owner. The Glazers own Manchester Indebted. He has a minority stake. Back to his Monaco tax-haven then? Hopefully, at least the prospects of UK taxpayers coughing-up for his outrageous (Old Trafford) ‘Wembley of the North’ will now recede? 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nobody other than a Demented Despot could blame Carney for seeking refuge from an abusive relationship. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Another day, another ‘exclusive’ in Badenoch’s very own Bulletin. 351
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026‘…just before its serialisation in… …the Daily Mail’! 🥱🥱🥱🥱 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Simply dreadful. Difficult to see them starting again from scratch but a fundamental rethink required. The worst F1 circuit on the calendar. 010
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Now - man of the crypto people. Remember they want nothing in return! 🤮🤮 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Time for answers to some serious questions. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Far from ideal way to start a relaxing Saturday. 000
Bob Kindred MBE @conserverbob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026They wait for one royal ‘exclusive’ and two come along at once. Time to retitle the Rothermere Rag as the Daily Majesty. 000