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Conor Sneyd

@conorsneyd.bsky.social
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Reader and writer of funny fiction. Keeper of cats. Irish living in London. Debut novel Future Fish out now! www.eye-books.com/books/future-fish

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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Old Gambrinus loves having his chin stroked. (Just don't touch his throat or he'll bite your fucking finger off.)
An old grey cat having his chin stroked
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just checked Goodreads for the first time in ages, and Future Fish is up to 100 ratings 🥳 A huge thank you to everybody who's read and reviewed my silly little comedy about depressed office workers and cat food conspiracy theories!
A screenshot of the Goodreads page for Future Fish by Conor Sneyd
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My favourite joke so far in Dungeon Crawler Carl is the pair of goblins called Rory and Lorelai. I couldn't resist doing a little fanart...
The cover of the Gilmore Girls first season boxset with Rory and Lorelia replaced by golbins
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How do I convince my boyfriend to go see Coyote vs. Acme with me? 🤔
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reposting my profile photo in honor of Star Trek's 60th anniversary! This is me feeling the Captain Kirk fantasy at the Original Series Set Tour in Ticonderoga, NY last summer 🖖
Me sitting in Captain Kirk's chair on a replica of the original Star Trek set
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dungeon Crawler Carl and Princess Donut have got me thinking about what classes my cats would be if they entered the dungeon. I reckon Old Gambrinus (left) would be a paladin - big and strong, but also gentle, ready to sacrifice himself for others (except when it comes to food).
Two cats sitting on a bed
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What's your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Surprise, Bitch! - American Horror Story: Coven
ALT: Surprise, Bitch! - American Horror Story: Coven
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok I'm about 100 pages into Dungeon Crawler Carl and it's already worth the £22! Most fun I've had reading a book in ages 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everybody's been raving about Dungeon Crawler Carl, so I decided it was time to hop on the hype train! (I hardly ever buy hardbacks, so I'm praying it's worth the 22 quid 😅)
Me reading a copy of Dungeon Crawler Carl
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Started listening to the Tim Curry audiobooks of A Series of Unfortunate Events last night, and I was picturing his big creepy smile the entire time. 10/10!
Cover for the audiobook of The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket read by Tim Curry
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Old Gambrinus is enjoying reading Gormenghast with me
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think I'm gonna have to credit Herb as co-author for my next novel
A black and white Tonkinese cat sitting in front of a laptop
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don't worry, I haven't been self-harming. It was just my cat scratching my arm because I went 10 seconds without petting him.
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Now reading: The Gormenghast Trilogy by Mervyn Peake. This one has been on my TBR list for ages, and I couldn't resist picking up this beautiful edition when I saw it in Waterstones. (I'm a sucker for a spooky castle 🏰)
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
After 2.5 years of stopping and starting, losing confidence and motivation, giving up and crawling back... I've finally finished the first draft of my second novel!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
New profile photo: feeling the Captain Kirk fantasy at the Star Trek original series set tour this Summer! 🖖
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It's never too early to buy your cat a Christmas present
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I've been slacking off on my writing recently, but I'm working on a short story right now that I'm really enjoying. The process that works best for me seems to be: 1) Come up with an incredibly stupid title 2) Write a story around it
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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Future Fish is ridiculous and hilarious fun tinged with a surprising amount of affection. We always root for the underdog loser, and main character Mark is exactly that. I’m buying this conspiracy theory laden romp by @conorsneyd.bsky.social for a friend who takes themselves far too seriously
Book cover: future fish. By Conor Sneyd
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Update: he has emerged from hiding 😻
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Me and my boyfriend adopted a cat today. I wish I could share a photo, but he's currently hiding out behind a pile of laundry ☹️
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The book I'm currently writing features an extremely sassy Frenchman, and I've just realised he's basically Michel from the Gilmore Girls 😁
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a man in a suit sits at a desk with his hands on his face and the words today i am suffering from ennui .
ALT: a man in a suit sits at a desk with his hands on his face and the words today i am suffering from ennui .
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Authors I've read 50 or more books by: Dr Seuss
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Home visiting my parents, which means it's time to revisit one of my childhood (and all time) favourites: #BookSky 💙📚
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
To celebrate @defenestrationmag.bsky.social joining Bluesky, here's my short story they published back in April: 'We need to talk about Slug Simulator' Kids these days aren't interested in hard work. All they wanna do is sit around pretending to be slugs! www.defenestrationmag.net/2024/04/we-n...
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"We need to talk about Slug Simulator," by Conor Sneyd
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed members of the PTA, please lend me your rapt attention. I know you've already taken in a range of different issues tonight, some of which will no doubt have shocked you....
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Check out my interview with Whispering Stories, in which I discuss my past as an animal rights activist, researching UFO sightings and why I'd like to play a nun in the movie adaptation of Future Fish! 🐟 www.whisperingstories.com/interview-wi... #writingcommunity
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Interview with Author Conor Sneyd - Whispering Stories
Conor Sneyd I am thrilled to have interviewed author Conor Sneyd, who shared with us details of his writing life, his book ‘Future Fish‘, which was released on 9th February 2023, and answered a few fu...
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
I'm about halfway through 'The Light Fantastic' and enjoying it more than 'The Colour of Magic'. My favourite character so far is definitely the librarian - I remember him being featured in some of the later books, but I never knew his full origin story before 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
I'm not usually a bookmark person (all my paperbacks end up horribly dog-eared 😅) but I couldn't say no to this little Totoro
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
A few months ago, I decided to read through all of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels in the order they were published. I finished the first one, 'The Colour of Magic', and then got distracted by other things on my to-be-read list. Today, I'm finally starting #2 - 'The Light Fantastic'!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Totally forgot I had this account... do people still hang out on here, or has everybody given up and gone back to Twitter? 😆
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Reads Rainbow 🍉 @readsrainbow.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
obviously our first bsky post has to be some of the best 2023 releases (and rereleases) we've read so far (titles below) 🥰
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
My debut novel Future Fish - a comedy about a hapless gay misfit trying to hold down a job in corporate Ireland and avoid getting caught up in a cat food conspiracy theory - has just hit 50 ratings on Goodreads 🥳🥳🥳 A huge thank you to everybody who's read it! #authors #writingcommunity
A screenshot of the Goodreads page for 'Future Fish' by Conor Sneyd
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
Hello #authors / #writingcommunity (are hashtags even a thing on here?🤷) I've just joined Bluesky and would love to make some friends so I don't look like a total loner. I'm an Irish author of funny fiction featuring hapless gay protagonists. My debut novel Future Fish came out earlier this year.
Cover of the novel 'Future Fish' by Conor Sneyd featuring a goldfish with a googly eye about to eat a set of rosary beads
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