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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"What to Expect Now That I, a Canadian Goose, Have Taken Over Your Apartment Pond." New #fakenonfiction by Jessie Lea Pingle on Defenestration: bit.ly/3VkOYLi #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Review of Apple's New iShame." New #fakenonfiction by Ashley Lemley on Defenestration: bit.ly/4yfH5VY #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Defenestration is open to short story and poetry submissions today! We're reading for the December 2026 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Growing Up With Thrifty Parents." New #nonfiction by Steve Carney on Defenestration: bit.ly/3SLzvTC #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Defenestration will open to short story and poetry submissions in ONE WEEK! Thought you all should know...

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"A Letter from Your Nemesis, the Wealthy Swamp Dweller." New #fakenonfiction by Justin Schwab on Defenestration: bit.ly/4hfzDnz #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"Bench Encroachment." New #nonfiction by Eric Goldfarb on Defenestration: bit.ly/4gQU4G7 #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"How to Ace Your Medicare Wellness Exam When You’re Pretty Much a Waste." New #fakenonfiction by Michael Fowler on Defenestration: bit.ly/3Uq3zVi #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"The Algorithm That Became Sentient Started a Pyramid Scheme." New #fakenonfiction by Emerole Clinton on Defenestration: bit.ly/4d2WdNA #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It's 7:00. I've eaten precisely 16 chicken nuggets. The August 2026 issue of Defenestration is live. Life is good. (You don't have to have eaten 16 chicken nuggets to enjoy the issue, by the way. You can read it here: bit.ly/4hKid3g)

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Fun fact: If you were to print out the August 2026 issue of Defenestration and eat it, it would be safer to consume than 80% of the food in the United States. That's right, Defenestration isn't contaminated with glass or radioactive waste, and it won't give you diarrhea. Read it here: bit.ly/4hKid3g

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

We interrupt your regularly scheduled lunch break to bring you fresh reading material from some very talented and funny people. The August 2026 issue of Defenestration is here! Read it now: bit.ly/4hKid3g #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

In the dark of the early morning, a new issue rises! The August 2026 issue of Defenestration has rubbed the sleep out of its eyes and is ready for you to read. Check out all the free #fiction and #poetry we have for you this month: bit.ly/4hKid3g #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"I’m Your Toddler and I Need to Do A Couple Things Before We Flee This Zombie Apocalypse." New #fakenonfiction by Dianna Heitz on Defenestration: bit.ly/3SoanSz #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

A new issue of Defenestration is incoming! Check out the table of contents and get ready for August 20th. 😎 bit.ly/4igUSGm #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"Those Dishes? No, They Definitely Won’t Be Done Anytime Soon." New #nonfiction by Eric Schaal on Defenestration: bit.ly/4wXKc4g #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Late last night I sent out all the acceptance and rejection letters for the August 2026 issue of Defenestration. I'll post the table of contents in a few days. @eplavelle.bsky.social and I look forward to sharing the next issue with you on the 20th!

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

If you're waiting on a response from us, today's the day! But you have to wait until tonight because I just got back from vacation. Patience, my lovelies, patience.

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

It's August 5th, which means the latest Defenestration reading period is now over and the inbox is no longer accepting poetry and short story submissions. If you're still waiting for a response from us, you'll hear from us soon.

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"The Expatriate Contraband Trade." New #fakenonfiction by Stephen Parrish on Defenestration: bit.ly/4fHcQ3h #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"The Far Side of Paradise: A Buyer’s Guide." New #nonfiction by James B. Kobak, Jr. on Defenestration: bit.ly/4bMTNCg #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"It’s 2026. We Need a G*ddamn Jesus Christ Superstar Remake Already." New #fakenonfiction by Colin Bishoff on Defenestration: bit.ly/3Rt6SJV #DefenestrationMagazine

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Meg Reid @meg-it-happen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Check out my latest piece in @defenestrationmag.bsky.social! Your move Al Gore!!

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

"Al Gore Destroys The Internet." New #fakenonfiction by Meg Reid on Defenestration: bit.ly/4bvFFgz #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

"Cinema Is Saved—Reviews of Recent Blockbusters Like There Will Be Blood 2: Sponsored by Quest Diagnostics." New #fakenonfiction by Alex Dermody on Defenestration: bit.ly/4wqd84a #fakenonfiction

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

"Investors Pour Billions into Poetry Centers. Is it a Bubble?" New #fakenonfiction by John Walker on Defenestration: bit.ly/4v8gyaM #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

"Restaurant Menu Written by an English Major." New #fakenonfiction by Scott Talbot Evans on Defenestration: bit.ly/4f0miOJ #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

"'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’: Trigger Warnings." New #nonfiction by Nathan Leslie on Defenestration: bit.ly/4ov5ena #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

"Memos from the United States Department of Chemtrails." New #fakenonfiction by Emily Morrow on Defenestration: bit.ly/4fzwoHj #DefenestrationMagazine

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Emily! @yetmorewords.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

A short fiction piece I wrote went live today in @defenestrationmag.bsky.social! So glad they liked my silly little piece about a fake US government department and the weird (or utterly normal) people who work there. www.defenestrationmag.net/2026/06/memo...

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"Memos from the United States Department of Chemtrails," by Emily Morrow

We’ve got a situation here, Rutherford, and we’d like you to relay it to the rest of your office. We’ve received feedback from several of our retail clients stating that they are dissatisfied with the...

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

"The One About the Lovers." New #comic by Joseph Kinzer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4esD7Sb #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

"Random Well Comics." New #comics by Mason Whitfield on Defenestration: bit.ly/3QqlZmX #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

"A Heartwarming Conversation in Which a Mother Explains to Her Daughter Why She Needs to Sacrifice Her Life for the Economy." New #fakenonfiction by Scott Erickson on Defenestration: bit.ly/3QioiZi #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

"Winter Weather Safety Announcement: Stay Safe and School Is Not Cancelled and Stay Safe!!” New #fakenonfiction by Yisa Sun on Defenestration: bit.ly/4viGpgK #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

"The One About the Werewolf." New #comic by Joseph Kinzer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4drpjHk #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

"Mahan: The Sea’s Worst Nightmare." New #nonfiction by D.P. Lankiewicz on Defenestration: bit.ly/3Rne8Xx #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

"Working Human." New #comic by Mat Mendonca on Defenestration: bit.ly/4nzuc4g #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

"Putting the Fun in Funeral." New #nonfiction by Jannie Edwards on Defenestration: bit.ly/4uQ9O1A #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

"The One About the Telescope." New #comic by Joseph Kinzer on Defenestration: bit.ly/3R1VaWf #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

"Please Rate Your Legal Summons Delivery." New #fakenonfiction by Michael Fowler on Defenestration: bit.ly/4wgr01t #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

"The One About the Giraffe." New #comic by Jospeh Kinzer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4997GcA #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

"Please Stop Honking! I’m Only Trying to Park." New #nonfiction by Maddy Levi on Defenestration: bit.ly/494F0S1 #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

"On Balding as a Young Man." New #nonfiction by Eli D’Albora on Defenestration: bit.ly/3ORP9dY #DefenestrationMagazine

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

It's after 8pm... have you read the April 2026 issue of Defenestration? No? Lucky for you, I've got a link handy: bit.ly/4sO20eZ Funny stories. Funny poems. All in one funny place.

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The April 2026 issue of Defenestration is here: bit.ly/4sO20eZ Fun fact: Although this is the first issue of volume 23, the true age of the April 2026 issue is unknown. We dredged it from the bottom of an ocean trench (where all the best humor bides its time). It could be older than your mom.

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It's about that time, by which I mean it's time to hop on here during a lunch break (I have seven) to remind everyone that the April 2026 issue of Defenestration is waiting for you to discover your new favorite short story or poem: bit.ly/4sO20eZ Lots of great, funny stuff this month!

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

While you check out the latest issue, know that Defenestration is once again open to short story and poetry submissions. Find all the details here: bit.ly/105Enuu

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

This is your 6am Defenestration wake up call! The April 2026 issue of Defenestration has arrived, and it's full of the kind of humorous short stories and poems that we know you need in these trying times. Check it out here: bit.ly/4sO20eZ #DefenestrationMagazine #fiction #poetry

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Folks, we've got a new issue of Defenestration dropping in just a few days! Here's the table of contents; if these titles alone don't get you excited about reading nothing will: bit.ly/3O8qwJR New issue arrives April 20th!

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