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Conor Sneyd

@conorsneyd.bsky.social
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Reader and writer of funny fiction. Keeper of cats. Irish living in London. Debut novel Future Fish out now! www.eye-books.com/books/future-fish

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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Old Gambrinus loves having his chin stroked. (Just don't touch his throat or he'll bite your fucking finger off.)
An old grey cat having his chin stroked
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bastards 😭
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you were a gym leader, your type would be derpy little dudes ❤️
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who was holding the leash though? 🤔
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah I've heard the audiobooks are great, but I've already started the hardbacks so I don't want to mix and match 😬
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nice, I'm just finishing off the first one, but excited to read the rest!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just checked Goodreads for the first time in ages, and Future Fish is up to 100 ratings 🥳 A huge thank you to everybody who's read and reviewed my silly little comedy about depressed office workers and cat food conspiracy theories!
A screenshot of the Goodreads page for Future Fish by Conor Sneyd
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Which book in the series was it?
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just saw Colony, the director's latest film, at the London Fright Fest a couple weeks ago. It was great! 🧟‍♂️
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Love it! 😍
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It might be time to get a new copy. And a new friend! (Though I still have a copy of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas that my friend loaned me like 18 years ago, so I guess I can't judge 😂)
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here in the UK we haven't even got the first book in paperback yet. I just caved and committed to getting them all in hardback...
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just started reading it last week and it's already become my entire personality 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hmmm ok maybe I'll finish my current read-through of the hardbacks then go back and try the Immersion Tunnel versions after. Thanks for the info!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The horny AI is our gay representation!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Anybody calling this cringe needs to knock back a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and lighten up!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes! I just started it a few days ago and I'm so glad I did.
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh man I've really got to try the audiobooks!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's almost as tragic as when Queef Elizabeth died!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Any time a cat is in danger, I cry (especially when it's Princess Donut)
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Plus a lot of what's considered highbrow today would have been lowbrow in it's own time. If a dirty joke is good enough for Shakespeare, it's good enough for me! 😄
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm just finishing off the first one and definitely going to pick up the second!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Exactly! You've gotta have a mix of highbrow and lowbrow in your life 😄
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My favourite joke so far in Dungeon Crawler Carl is the pair of goblins called Rory and Lorelai. I couldn't resist doing a little fanart...
The cover of the Gilmore Girls first season boxset with Rory and Lorelia replaced by golbins
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Or maybe just drop a cannonball on his head!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How do I convince my boyfriend to go see Coyote vs. Acme with me? 🤔
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Black cats are the cutest! (So are every other type of cat...)
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She's an icon!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm still on book one, and it's already pretty good! Excited to see where it goes from here...
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reposting my profile photo in honor of Star Trek's 60th anniversary! This is me feeling the Captain Kirk fantasy at the Original Series Set Tour in Ticonderoga, NY last summer 🖖
Me sitting in Captain Kirk's chair on a replica of the original Star Trek set
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hmmm I'm usually more of a physical book reader, but I can definitely imagine these being fun on audiobook. I'll check em out! 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dooo it 😁 I bet there are gonna be a lot of thesises (theses???) written on it in the next few years
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm in the middle of the first book now. Can't remember the last time I literally laughed out loud reading, but it's been happening every few pages with Dungeon Crawler Carl 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm still on the first one! Got a looooot of pages to go 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Having a cat manicurist would eliminate at least 90% of the stress from my life!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think you're gonna have to write a thesis on it!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No worries haha! I'm looking forward to reading the rest!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh man I'm only about halfway through the first book and haven't got to Mongo yet, but I'm intrigued 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I gotta get me some Princess Donut merch 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Herb (right) would be a sorcerer - high charisma, low intelligence, ready to start blasting fireballs at friend and foe alike.
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dungeon Crawler Carl and Princess Donut have got me thinking about what classes my cats would be if they entered the dungeon. I reckon Old Gambrinus (left) would be a paladin - big and strong, but also gentle, ready to sacrifice himself for others (except when it comes to food).
Two cats sitting on a bed
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm about halfway through the first book and loving it so far! It's made me look at my cats in a whole new light 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What's your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Surprise, Bitch! - American Horror Story: Coven
ALT: Surprise, Bitch! - American Horror Story: Coven
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've just started the first one, but I'm pretty sure I'll be in the same position by next week 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've just started the first one, so I'm glad I've still got 7 to go 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah I'm flying through the first one and loving it! Already resigned myself to dropping another £100 plus on the rest 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok I'm about 100 pages into Dungeon Crawler Carl and it's already worth the £22! Most fun I've had reading a book in ages 😁
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everybody's been raving about Dungeon Crawler Carl, so I decided it was time to hop on the hype train! (I hardly ever buy hardbacks, so I'm praying it's worth the 22 quid 😅)
Me reading a copy of Dungeon Crawler Carl
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm only on the first book of the Tim Curry version, but I've read them all before!
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Conor Sneyd @conorsneyd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've just started listening to these! He's got the perfect voice for tormenting orphans 😁
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