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Dubious, might not even be Firefox

@conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
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Dreamer. Muesli enthusiast. #Musician #Coder #Writer #Cartoonist #SingerSongwriter #Mefite #StLeonards #UK he/him 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@conniptions, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Not the bingo card any of us wanted today or ever: comic.conniptions.org/comics/801.ht… #comic #ish #bingo #php2shell
A bingo card, with "PHP2Shell Bingo!!1!" in the middle. Cells are: "haha all my sites run on ssg's, losers", "13k lines of code in a patch, huh?", "it's ok, my vuln still works on 8.5", "i don't know what php even is", "php isn't even a real language", "this is why AI is a good thing", "this is why AI is a bad thing", "70% of all websites run php", "that patch is soooo vibe-coded", "it's in ports why not yet in pkg fml", "i hate php so much and always have", "this is why no-one should use WP", "computers were a mistake", "php is really good actually", "i'm not paid enough for this", "happy cyber security awareness month", "i've taken my site down till i can fix it", "haha all my sites run on ssg's losers"
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
My beloved does make awesome candles. #catsOfMastodon
A candle in the shape of a black cat sitting on a teatowel.
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
Proof of radishes:
A bunch of extremely freshly harvested radishes with leaves attached and full root stems at bottom, still covered in bits of earth, lying on a wooden chopping board, with a fake marble kitchen counter visible at top left.
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/11/2025
Been too long since I did one of these. Obvious comic is obvious.
Three panel comic strip featuring Cartoon Wayne and the chicken who lives on his head in the form of a sarcastic sideburn.

Wayne: Being unable to gig due to caution about COVID has been driving me mad!

Wayne: So I've started live streaming music twice a week on Twitch.
Chicken: How's it going?

Wayne: Fun! But very few people show up...
Chicken: Perfect. Just like your gigs..
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2025
[Jersey Tiger Moth] We have a very distinguished visitor this evening, hanging out on the window of the kitchen door. I'm not letting them in though.
A large Jersey Tiger moth outside a glass window with a yellow-spotted reddish wings and a plump yellow body with black spots down the middle of it. The black background behind the moth is a reflection of the phone the photo was taken with; blurry details of the room interior are visible around the edges, including the bearded middle aged photographer on the right of the photo.
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2025
I'll be playing a solo set of songs tomorrow evening at 8pm UK time as part of #RFFF25 over at party.radiofreefedi.net so I've made a small picture to celebrate. If you can't make it tomorrow, there's a series of live streams happening over there […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Background is a blue-tinted seaside scene on a cloudy day at low tide with sand and rocks in the foreground, with a shallow expanse of seawater beyond and higher land beyond that across the horizon, with an ironwork footbridge visible towards the right hand side. Text overlay reads 'wayne birthday stream' at top, and '2025-07-23, 8pm UK time party.radiofreefedi.net' below.
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2025
[Politics, comic] Starmer actually said this. The first part, anyway. www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/m… comic.conniptions.org/comics/798.ht… #comic #politics #starmer #trump
Keir Starmer, caricatured as tube of Anusol haemorrhoid cream, with his head as the cap: I like and respect Donald Trump.

KS: The Western Alliance couldn't be being dismantled by a nicer felon.

KS: Uh... fellow! I meant fellow.
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2025
[MIttens] Mittens. Mittens Of Chaos! I made the mittens again, this time using what I had hoped would be a nice and colourful sort-of self striping yarn from my lovely local yarn shop. They somehow came out a bit more Brighton hipster than I'd hoped for […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A pair of mittens lying on a wooden table. The mittens are made from a self-striping yarn but the stripes have not been matched. The result is a bit chaotic.
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/02/2025
If a joke is worth making, it's worth making twice in a row, the second time slightly less effectively. As such, I present: Elon Musk Teaches Chess - Part Two: comic.conniptions.org/comics/796.ht… #chess #uspol #musk
Six panel cartoon.

Panel one: Elon Musk's head on the body of a chess pawn surrounded by heading text reading 'Elon Musk Teaches Chess', with sub-title "The American Gambit Part Two".

Panel two: Above, a chessboard after the following moves: 1. e4 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. c3 dxc3 4. Bc4 cxb2 5. Bh6 bxa1=Q 6. Qxd7. The last move is given on the right with double exclamation marks. Below, Musk says: It's time we got rid of the worthless DEI hire in our own camp!

Panel three: Chessboard: 6... Qxd7 7. Bxf7+!! Musk: Another brilliant innovation, attacking the Black king and giving check, which as expert like me know, is very nearly checkmate.

Panel four: Chessboard: 7... Kxf7 8. Bxg7!! Musk: This move reprograms the matrix to make success one of the possible outcome. Black will not be expecting this.

Panel five: Chessboard: 8... Qxb1+ 9. Ke2!! Musk: A spite check, but don't worry, America! I am policing myself.

Panel six: Chessboard: 9... Qhd3# Musk (now wearing sunglasses): It's checkmate, which means we win.

Footnote: In next week's masterclass, Donald Trump shares his insights on the Najdorf Sicilian Poisoned Pawn Variation.
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/02/2025
Alienating my already tiny comics audience still further with a cartoon poking fun at one of the most unpleasant people on the planet via the medium of an extremely niche hobby, I present Elon Musk Teaches Chess: comic.conniptions.org/comics/795.ht… #chess #uspol #musk
Six panel cartoon.

Panel one: Elon Musk's head on the body of a chess pawn surrounded by heading text reading 'Elon Musk Teaches Chess', with sub-title "The American Gambit".

Panel two: Elon Musk: Super Genius Elon Musk here, showing you how to play the simple game of chess. Deep study will pay dividends to those hoping to learn from my mastery of strategy and tactics. Remember, you owe those dividends to me. Visit x.com for payment details.

Panel three: Above, a chessboard on which the following moves have been played: 1. e4 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. c3.  Below, Musk says: Sacking a second pawn makes this the American Gambit, not the Danish. Please update your databases with the new name or you will be banned from chess.

Panel four: Above, chessboard with further moves: 3... dxc3 4. Bc4 cxb2. Below, Musk: My basic opening principles should be clear: sack everything quickly, figure it out later. The standard book mind virus move here is 5. Bxb2, but this wastes an opportunity to sack our first major piece and remove a large burden on the White taxpayer.

Panel five: Chessboard: 5. Bh6!! Musk: With this brilliant innovation, we rid ourselves of both a useless rook and a useless bishop in one move!

Panel six: Chessboard: 5... bxa1=Q  Musk: Don't worry about the new black queen. She's clearly nothing more than a woke DEI hire.

Footnote: Don't forget to check back next week for part two of Elon Musk Teaches Chess: The American Gamit. If there is a next week.
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/02/2025
[ukpol, comic, trans rights] Should have posted this one months ago but was very busy being too depressed to do anything about drawing it. Better late than never I guess: comic.conniptions.org/comics/794.ht… #ukpolitics #TransRights #transrightsarehumanrights #comic
Three panel comic with cartoon Wayne, who has glasses, spiky hair, pointy sideburns, glasses, a soulpatch beard and a grubby shirt.

Panel 1: To understand the Cass review...

Panel 2: imagine that Enoch Powell...

Panel 3 : had been commissioned to report on racism.
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/02/2025
New comic, this one about the UK Online Safety Act and the "guidance" offered by Ofcom: comic.conniptions.org/comics/793.ht… #OnlineSafetyAct #Ofcom #UKPolitics #Comic
Three panel comic with a moustachioed, suited Man From Ofcom wearing glasses and a bowler hat inscribed 'OFCOM'.

Panel one: We at Ofcom have provided simple guidance for small websites to comply with the new UK Online Safety Act.

Panel two: We've released twenty-three simple PDF documents outlining your new legal oblications to ensure compliance and avoid risk of a heavy fine.

Panel three: If unsure, simply geoblock the UK or shut down, preferably both. It's that simple!
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2025
New comic, this one the unmitigated gall of AI experts urging caution to users of DeepSeek: comic.conniptions.org/comics/792.ht… #comic #AI #DeepSeek
Three panel comic with a guy in a sober blue suit and sunglasses wearing a blue clown wig, a red clown nose and a tall pointy yellow clown hat with two large red buttons on it. Text of script as follows:

Clown: As an AI expert, I urge caution to users of the new Chinese AI platform DeepSeek.

Clown: You just don't know where your data goes! It could even be used to spread misinformation on behalf of an authoritarian regime!

Clown: Unlike US-based platforms that er... um... ah...
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/01/2025
[Knitting, mittens] Mittens complete! They're not brilliant (I have not been knitting long and made many mistakes, still haven't figured out proper tension and so on) but they are definitely mittens. I'm not saying that's a Mitten Portal in the second pic […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A pair of navy blue mittens lying on a wooden table, viewed from above.A pair of navy blue mittens lying side by side on a wooden table, with a mysterious bright reflection on the table between the two, as if they were acting as a portal to something. Which they are. More mittens.
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2025
[ukpol, comic] New comic: comic.conniptions.org/comics/790.ht… #webcomic #uk #ai
Three panel comic depicting a character with glasses, spiky hair, sideburns and a soulpatch. Script as follows: First panel: Keir Starmer wants to "mainline AI into the UK's veins.". Second panel: "Very apt, for a thing only available from shady characters..." Third panel: "... which people falsely believe will solve all their problems."
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Dubious, might not even be Firefox @conniptions.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2024
@sourdough2021.bsky.social FWIW, pic attached of the board-sibling.
A wooden chessboard with distinctive and slightly wobbly hand-etched lettering around the outside.
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