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connie

@conniela.bsky.social
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sentient rock with googly eyes, residing in los angeles.

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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thank you for that é ❤️
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thanks, this is really good insight! our dev team has pushed for react components over plain web components/vanilla html and i couldn't really make a good argument since they're more knowledgable about their org's tech stack.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
prettu sure that was a black mirror episode. also pretty sure we live in the black mirror now.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is genuine curiosity but why this take?
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
genuinely feels like something AI would recommend.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it blew my mind when i had to do in-person stuff and there was a feature to hold your place in line if you didn't have an appointment. it even told me when i needed to get to the dmv so i didn't have to spend any time in the line at all!
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's a very "saw a sitcom from the 90s make a dmv joke" take
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the only CVS notification that actually made me go "oh shit, it's not spam! this is actually helpful?!"
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
where is the lie in any of these? essssspecially the sheets part.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
dave bautista did nottttttt deserve this stray
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
would move across the country for this!
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
have never crushed so hard on a ds docs site before in my life 😍
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
have gone through hundreds of resumes with "design system experience” that just translates to “i’ve used a figma style before”
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
and is also a big white label salad mix supplier (people found out they were supplying trader joe’s salads based off previous recalls)
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the most accurate love island ranking, tbh
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
no worries. nbc also put out a video from another bodycam, which shows the cop with his gun out before the dog even gets into the hallway. also trigger warning 😞 youtu.be/w1I3e5jR_sI?...
youtu.be
Bodycam video shows LAPD shooting, killing a dog in Canoga Park
YouTube video by NBCLA
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
(also, the dog’s name is jameson, not winston)
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the “put your dog away, fuck” is literally what just set my blood on fire.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
the jakob-nielsen-effect, if you will
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
oh my god, i remember this account! they had the clearest take (to me) on lindy west and that whole conversation.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
plssss share!
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"sorry, microsoft keeps throwing this AI slop into my emails"
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“guy whose campaign is propped up by billionaires and promises to make my life worse” … i hate that this could’ve been 4 of the candidates and i genuinely don’t know which one you’re referring to.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i always stretch before climbing into my coffin
static.klipy.com
Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
why are men
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
would kill to look this good in a red turtleneck.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i see you haven't met some of the "but it's also her fault" theorists.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
as a dodgers fan, hard same.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
honestly, there's 1 person on theme for every 20 arrivals. at least try??
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
…..
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
this is every restaurant that is not in seattle. absolutely true and fair take.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
there is unfortunately a solid percentage of the dodgers subreddit that thinks this guy should get resigned.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
i think this every day. not even normal levels, but being asked to be "more" productive.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
i hope they take one bite and just leave the rest of the salmon to rot, just because they can.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
my exact thoughts anytime/every time I read an article with this headline.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
or like, let's just ask men not to be fucking creeps.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
but WHAT a day. hope they're at least all in the dtla area?
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
you had me at "infectious disease enthusiasts"
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
and crypto!
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
this kind of war, i support.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
it's unnatural how often the bin laden song plays in my head.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
holy shit, I also vaguely remember that they did this too. even though they were never that good, I wanted to support a bagel baker. blasphemy!
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
same feeling i got watching the end of weapons.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
lalibela is my absolute favorite for serving a vegan kitfo!
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
maybe it's the way he's standing but his head looks so tiny, like the guy at the end of beetlejuice.
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a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt
Alt: still from the movie beetlejuice, showing a man with a shrunken head
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this is somehow the most fitting choice for team usa.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
only real professionals format their docs with spaces in the filenames.
screenshot of a file download on the realfood.gov site showing the filename "Scientific%20Report.pdf"
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
oh fuck. well, that's me.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
fuck that shit. i don't want to hear his take on anything other than what it feels like to see people trample his jersey. the lionizing is gross.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
fozzie doing a residency at the mothership, tho.
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