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Conky @conky.online · 29/09/2026

i was in a hurry, i didn't go to my regular store, and i bought some bad butter. i got 4 sticks of shit butter now. i don't even go through butter that quick. i'm going to have the bad butter for 3-5 years probably.

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Conky @conky.online · 28/09/2026

are they sure it isn't two brothers? i'm likr 75% sure the second person in the red circle is a painting

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Conky @conky.online · 26/09/2026

Seeing the iced coffee discourse has blown up on Bsky like 4 days after the rest of the Internet was talking about it. This site is never beating the "elder millennial holding pen" allegations

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Conky @conky.online · 25/09/2026

New Criterion Channel app bad. It brings me no joy to report this.

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Conky @conky.online · 17/09/2026

i believe NBA would be 10x more popular if players were barefoot

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Conky @conky.online · 16/09/2026

how many of the people who are sure that AI is going to kill us all were also sure that we were living in a simulation in 2010?

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Conky @conky.online · 15/09/2026

Guy sitting on a warehouse full of misprinted "Feline Body Inspector" t-shirts: "my ship has finally come in!"

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Conky @conky.online · 14/09/2026

The part about you buying a bird in a concert parking lot rings very true to me

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Conky @conky.online · 11/09/2026

Something happens in the news every day that reminds me of the classic quote from Jurassic Park: "your scientists were so preoccupied with being dumb assholes, they didn't stop to think if they shouldn't be dumb assholes."

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Conky @conky.online · 07/09/2026

i do not know of this Ellison. to me, Paramount will always be a "Gulf + Western Company"

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Conky @conky.online · 04/09/2026

I was getting ready to leave work and i realized I wasn't wearing my glasses and i looked all over and found them on THE FLOOR like they were the glasses of a DOG

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Conky @conky.online · 04/09/2026

i hate AI so much that i'm constantly copying and pasting random prose i find online into AI so the AI can tell me if i should hate it because the writing is AI

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Conky @conky.online · 03/09/2026

"Agentic"? I thought everyone was saying "agent ick" like "ai gives me the agent ick."

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Conky @conky.online · 03/09/2026

Bsky moderators really said, "I hate the neologism 'owned' for 'scored a victory over'."

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Conky @conky.online · 25/08/2026

No. I'm saying most of us won't type a slur unredacted. Most of us will type "clanker" (even, it seems, the people who claim it's a slur). That's a pretty clear sign to me that it isn't a slur. If this is somehow still unclear to you, I probably can't help you.

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Conky @conky.online · 25/08/2026

Flipping through "The Big Book of Elder Millennial Retorts," stopping for a couple seconds on "Did you eat paint chips as a kid," and deciding you could do better. I appreciate it.

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Conky @conky.online · 25/08/2026

Will, when you discuss slurs are you in the habit of typing them out unredacted like you did here? Let that guide you as you think through this issue

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Conky @conky.online · 21/08/2026

I know nothing about this man, but that is a guy who played JV football until he was 19

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Conky @conky.online · 21/08/2026

90% of the people interacting with this are treating it like a sign that was hung in a real window, when the entire "photo" is AI and none of this happened in the world. We're at the point in the cycle where the examples of slop are just slop themselves. Slop mouth eating slop tail.

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Conky @conky.online · 16/08/2026

last f m? I barely know em. sorry.

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Conky @conky.online · 03/08/2026

I dipped my entire baby in SPF 100 yet somehow he still suffered horrendous sunburn to his heels. If only there had been some allegorical story to help me anticipate this!!

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Conky @conky.online · 29/07/2026

they need to ask questions though, because the reason we haven't cracked this "hunger" thing is that a bunch of dickheads haven't posted about it enough to determine from first principles the most righteous and efficient way to distribute food

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Conky @conky.online · 29/07/2026

what if i told you that the * in "f*ck" was a butthole?

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Conky @conky.online · 29/07/2026

i think the frustration is that there's this whole class of people who seem only to ask questions and don't propose anything or even really do any substantive work to see if other people have worked on the issue before. they just show up and make quizzical faces wherever there's something novel.

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Conky @conky.online · 28/07/2026

Hey this is Will Newsroom, from Atlanta Cable Newsroom, and sometimes I wonder if I'm the only sane person left in the Newsroom

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Conky @conky.online · 27/07/2026

why do none of the major car shopping sites let you filter by the most important feature? (which side the gas tank is on.)

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Conky @conky.online · 08/09/2025

"a-hole" and "b-hole" mean the same hole??? i swear English is the worst language.

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Conky @conky.online · 16/07/2026

I asked them about you at the Nut Mobile and they had never heard of you

The back half of a large, peanut shaped vehicle. Black text on the side reads "Planters #NUTmobile"

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Conky @conky.online · 15/07/2026

my pilot got picked up for the fall! it's called "Two and a Half Sheldons" and it stars Sheldon. Sheldon, and Young Sheldon.

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Conky @conky.online · 03/07/2026

we need overdraft protection on how much dumb stuff you can survive

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Conky @conky.online · 23/06/2026

honestly, stock certificates are just extra shit to carry to mars. i'll rebuy when i get off the shuttle.

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Conky @conky.online · 11/06/2026

"Threads Behavior" is what goes down at the intersection of Tryhard Street and Skill Issue Way

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Conky @conky.online · 06/06/2026

Getting the dentist to use the filling material to connect all your teeth into one big tooth? We call that a "Human Dentipede"

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Conky @conky.online · 26/05/2026

I bring a certain awkward energy to the top of the ladder that safety officers don't really like

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Conky @conky.online · 25/05/2026

Spoiler for The Mandolorian and Grogu: Drung Bunto, who the fandom presumed dead after the attack on Porkusan depicted in a short-run comic, is actually alive! His survival is attributed to The Force.

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Conky @conky.online · 24/05/2026

i'm getting suspicious that not every game show that claims it is actually "America's favorite"

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Conky @conky.online · 20/05/2026

Crazy how teeth need to be professionally cleaned every six months. No logical reason for why teeth cleaning and the amount of time the earth takes to revolve around the sun would line up, yet they do. Kinda enough to make you believe in intelligent design.

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Conky @conky.online · 18/05/2026

babe, promise me you'll never use chatgpt and short-form vertical video in the same day. your brain isn't built to withstand two cooking methods simultaneously.

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Conky @conky.online · 11/05/2026

i thought this was a michael myers mask when i scrolled by

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Conky @conky.online · 08/05/2026

everyone needs to shut up about me taking my 14 foot trump flag off my f-350. it's NOT because i changed my mind. i simply need to reduce drag until gas drops back below $7/gallon.

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Conky @conky.online · 01/05/2026

let John Woo make a Star War

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Conky @conky.online · 14/04/2026

My biggest Gen X revelation was rewatching Reality Bites a couple years ago and realizing that despite Ben Stiller and Ethan Hawke's characters being presented as polar opposites, they both would've become "do your own research" guys in 2020

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Conky @conky.online · 13/04/2026

thanks, i'll probably use those to get home tonight

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Conky @conky.online · 07/04/2026

So the coin flip happened years earlier outside the enlistment office

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Conky @conky.online · 07/04/2026

This isn't the behavior I want to see when I'm at the bar with my various Babies and Dogs

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