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Conky @conky.online · 16/07/2026

I asked them about you at the Nut Mobile and they had never heard of you

The back half of a large, peanut shaped vehicle. Black text on the side reads "Planters #NUTmobile"

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Conky @conky.online · 07/04/2026

Scene set in an office? You know the set dresser is gonna put one of these bad boys on the desk

A white-boxed photo of a Cisco SPA303 desk phone. This is a very common VOIP phone to see in shows and movies

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Conky @conky.online · 21/01/2026

Not a Mets fan, but this slogan has been resonating with me lately

An illustration of a stylized baseball. The seams are orange, and there's a blue representation of the NYC skyline circumscribed within the circular outline of the ball. Across the front, extending just past the edges of the ball, in all caps, are the words:
YA GOTTA
BELIEVE!

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Conky @conky.online · 21/01/2026

The president deserves a brand new Boeing airplane, built right now, with all the contemporary workmanship! Don't overthink it too much, just give him whatever rolls off the line next.

A screenshot of black text on a white background from an AP story. It reads: "The two planes currently used as Air Force One have been flying for nearly four decades. Boeing has been working on replacements, but the program has faced a series of delays. The planes" (it is cut off mid sentence like that in the image.)

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Conky @conky.online · 16/01/2026

Get the fuck out of here

A screenshot of white text on a dark background that reads:
"Quad Cities
Region of five cities"

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Conky @conky.online · 03/12/2025

Pretty sure that's comedy duo Laurel and Hardy over the door on the back wall. Why? I don't dare ask.

A publicity still of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy holding their hats

A zoomed, cropped view of the image in the quoted post of Epstein's weird room. It focuses on a set of French doors with two masks above. To me, the masks resemble the comedians Oliver Hardy and Stan Laurel.

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Conky @conky.online · 21/11/2025

can't believe this is the last ever email Jeffrey Epstein sent, ten minutes before he was arrested

Black text on white background formatted to look like an email. It reads:

From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Donald J. Trump
Date: 6 July 2019
Subj: Little gettogether

pay at the garden centr, major tiem saver

Donald J. Trump wrote:
>sorry, can't come over. at Walmart bying extra strong weightbearing bed sheet

>Jeffrey Epstein wrote:
>>back in your neck of the woods, come by?

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Conky @conky.online · 19/11/2025

This man has resting "perv sweating under a bright light" face

A screenshot of a photo and headline linking to a CNN article. The headline reads "Larry Summers says he is 'deeply ashamed' after new Jeffrey Epstein emails and will pause public engageme..." [Headline cuts off in the original photo.] The included picture of Larry Summers looks bad in the way that the text of my joke would indicate.

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Conky @conky.online · 07/11/2025

thank you for saving me the labor of listening, AI voice transcription

a screenshot of an Outlook email message, in dark mode OBVIOUSLY. There's an attachment called audio.mp3 at the top called audio.mp3 and it's 123 KB. below that is the the text of the AI transcription of audio.mp3, which is a voicemail by the way: "hey christopher this is breed and sarah over at ricotta"

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Conky @conky.online · 30/10/2025

Music's hottest club is Year End Charts. It has EVERYTHING

Stefon, an SNL character played by Bill Hader

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Conky @conky.online · 15/10/2025

I guess creating a machine that helps people masturbate until they get schizophrenia does technically meet the definition of "building something extraordinary" but I won't be missing out on my life to help with that project

A screenshot of a Yahoo Finance article in dark mode, that reads, "“This notion that somehow you can achieve greatness, you can build something extraordinary by working 38 hours a week and having work-life balance, that is mind-boggling to me,” Andrew Feldman, cofounder and CEO of $8.1 billion AI chip company Cerebras, stressed recently on the 20VC podcast. “It’s not true in any part of life.”

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Conky @conky.online · 20/07/2025

strange and incredible things going on over at the Whitest Kids U Know youtube page

A screenshot of the YouTube page for the Aughts era sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Several old sketches have been re-uploaded recently with titles like "Epstein Attention Deficit Disorder," "Epstein Client List," and "The Big Beautiful Bill."

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Conky @conky.online · 17/07/2025

Doctor, holding up this chart: on a scale from NEMA 1-15P to IEC C20, please point to the one that corresponds to the amount of pain you're feeling

A chart of 18 different electrical plug and receptacles in various shapes, arranged into 3 rows of 6. Six of them, along the top row, are set by the NEMA standard, and twelve of them comprising the bottom two rows, are IEC standards. Starting from the left, row one includes: NEMA 1-15P, NEMA 1-15R, NEMA 5-15R, NEMA 5-20P, NEMA 5-20R. Row two includes: IEC C5, IEC C6, Non-polar IEC C7, Polar IEC C7, Non-polar IEC C8, Polar IEC C8. In row three, it includes: IEC C13, IEC C14, IEC C15, IEC C16, IEC C19, IEC C20. The NEMA standards are wall outlet receptacles and the plugs that fit them, and the IEC standards are the receptacles that are in devices, like computers, televisions, consoles, and various power bricks, and the plugs that fit them. Most power cables will have a NEMA end for joining to the wall and an IEC end for joining to the device.

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Conky @conky.online · 16/07/2025

Kalanick and Grok egging each other on to unlock the secrets of the universe

Screenshot of 2 paragraphs from a Gizmodo article: "Travis Kalanick, the founder of Uber who no longer works at the company, appeared on All-In to talk with hosts Jason Calacanis and Chamath Palihapitiya about the future of technology. When the topic turned to AI, Kalanick discussed how he uses xAI’s Grok, which went haywire last week, praising Adolf Hitler and advocating for a second Holocaust against Jews.

“I’ll go down this thread with [Chat]GPT or Grok and I’ll start to get to the edge of what’s known in quantum physics and then I’m doing the equivalent of vibe coding, except it’s vibe physics,” Kalanick explained. “And we’re approaching what’s known. And I’m trying to poke and see if there’s breakthroughs to be had. And I’ve gotten pretty damn close to some interesting breakthroughs just doing that.”"

Screenshot of a tweet by username @aerithfazbear displayname phia fair. It reads: "its always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyy""

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Conky @conky.online · 11/07/2025

I'm not a stocks person, but I was IT at a very non-techy mid-sized business in 2021. My gut reaction to this was, "SaaS in the middle of the pandemic might not be the best example of 'not a bubble.'" Anyway, I finally had a free hour. www.meritechcapital.com/blog/2021-re...