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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trump is in full on “I saw the baby, and the baby looked at me” territory at this point, apparently Iran has drug/nuke factories and they’re also behind the migrant caravans. mkay grandpa, time to go back to bed. We got a damn Ralph Wiggum ass president in the White House.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Did Denmark just Sheinbaum Trump with Greenland? “The deal” seems like the same security arrangement that the US already had.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Gal Gadot’s acting career was a trial run for us accepting AI “actors”

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I think I figured it out. Elon Musk took trying to do an impression of Tom Cruise on Oprah’s couch and made it his entire personality.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

In 1943 Allied leaders met in Tehran, it was by no means safe to travel to. FDR travelled aboard the USS Iowa battleship, Churchill in a modified Avro York transport plane, and Stalin arrived admist ongoing battles along the Eastern Front not far away. Miles above the cowardice displayed by Trump.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Donald Trump wants so badly to be seen as a wartime leader in the mold of those of the past, but instead he will forever be remembered as a coward hiding in a catering truck. Compare to FDR, Churchill, and Stalin each traveling in 1943 to Tehran amid an ongoing assassination plot.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This will make sense, I promise: TikTok is Facebook for Gen Z.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

“Je suis Charlie Kirk, je porte la flamme.” Is this something ?

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

For what it’s worth, Trump doing Wile E. Coyote style projects all around DC is pretty funny

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

The fundamental problem with “AI” is that its users ultimately start to think that they are either talking to God or that they are God. Meanwhile, the billionaire AI investors already know that they are God.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Literally, every time I have to see that man look at his Fourth Reich city miniatures. Where’s the lie? #trumparch

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The president of the united states is talking about nuking an entire civilization at 7am in the morning, but I’m supposed to be worried about which student loan repayment plan I’m being forced to choose?

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Trump says he’s talking to someone “very nice” in Iran and that they sent him “a very big” present. Folks, has the president been catfished??

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

The Onion headline: Newly sentient Metaverse uses legs to jump off the roof of Silicon Valley headquarters.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Hold up, if DK Country was created by a British studio, is Diddy Kong the archetypal chav?

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I went and picked up my dog’s ashes today, I miss him so much, I keep expecting to just seem him walking around in the sun in the morning when I open up the back patio door.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Usually on a scale of zero to Lieutenant Commander Data, I’m somewhere around Spock.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

How can you have a living being be part of your life for 15 years, and it not affect you?

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

My dog died, I’m not handling it well. This shit is so hard

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Never expected this to happen but the Acast guy has surpassed the early 2000s “Next on HBO” guy for whitest sounding guy.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

It could be like one of those Roman Catholic reliquaries in Europe. There could be pieces of cloth from his “knockout suit” but they add up to way more than one suit’s worth of fabric.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I found the perfect policy platform for running for president in 2028: Convert Trump’s ballroom project into a King Kong style golden cage that Trump can be kept in and marveled at for the rest of his natural life (or until he climbs to the top of one of his favorite skyscrapers.)

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I heard Gavin Newsome wants us to “be more culturally normal” OK sir 🫡 this you though? And oh btw, for most of us, being our authentic trans/nonbinary selves is the most normal we’ve ever felt in our entire lives.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Dishwasher powder is also superior to pods, for the same reasons plus, the pods skip the pre-wash step; Technology Connections’ YT videos live in my mind now.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Garry’s Mod + EMILYs List = Gary’s List

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Pam Bondi looks like more like a brick than I do *hashtag transgender*

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I got back on twitter just to post that ICE agents should do seppuku, and then I saw a post from a “leftist hot girl” about why she thinks the R word is OK and how people are being too sensitive. Weird thing to post and double down on. You know what’s not hot girl shit? ableism.

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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Alex Pretti’s parents have retained Steve Schleicher, a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota convict Derek Chauvin in the George Floyd murder. Schleicher is taking the case pro bono. Renee Good’s family retained Romanucci & Blandin, the firm that represented Floyd’s family. ✊🇺🇸

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Donny Evans (@iamdonnyevans)

🚨BREAKING: Alex Pretti’s parents have retained Steve Schleicher, a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota’s AG team convict Derek Chauvin in the George Floyd murder case. Schleicher—now at Mas...

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

The one truly fucked up thing about Circus Peanuts is not even the flavor or the texture, it’s that they are shaped like shelled peanuts, which are not fun to eat whole.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Times are tough, but at least you can always burn your pre-screened credit offers to stay warm.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Has Chris Matthews left New York yet? He better stay away from Central Park.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

If you think about it, Mr. Blobby was the archetype for David Brent on The Office, a complete twat who thinks he’s the shit.

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 10/09/2025

some people will do ANYTHING to get out of a debate

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I want to be clear, gum violence is never the answer.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Every single White House proof of life picture right now. #whereistrump

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

I dunno what it says about me but whenever I see someone out in the wild with a Shadow the Hedgehog sticker on their car I can’t help but think “oh they a freak huh?” jk I know exactly what is says about me.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Addressing my overall health and my neurodivergent needs has made a huge impact on my quality of life. Now if we can only figure out defeating capitalism next.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I got two vaccines and a blood draw today, that’s 3 different needle pokes, in the past I wouldn’t have been able to get through any of these without severe anxiety. Kinda proud of myself for getting through it all today ngl.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

“I’m literally just being cordial with you Dave” And this is why you don’t owe men anything just because they tell you an unsolicited compliment.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Why do so many men on the internet DM you in the style of an Alice in Wonderland character? “How am I? I will tell you, but first you must solve my riddles three”

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I really feel like Brianna Wu thinks that because she’s an insane person that every other trans person out there is just as insane she is.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2025

From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Trans girls will find one piece of clothing and then make all of their outfits with it for months. It’s me I’m trans girls. (Not apologizing for my overalls)

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Question for the white people who use the white skin tone emojis, you know, these 👍🏻👆🏻👌🏻; do y’all also use that tone for this one ✊?

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Andrew Cuomo continuing to run for nyc mayor as a third party will almost certainly hurt the Republican Curtis Sliwa more than it will Zohran Mamdani in November, and I dunno why, but that is so fuckin funny.

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I dunno how else to explain it but the BBQ sauce from McDonalds has a hint of garbage dumpster smell to it

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