CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Did Denmark just Sheinbaum Trump with Greenland? “The deal” seems like the same security arrangement that the US already had. 000
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Gal Gadot’s acting career was a trial run for us accepting AI “actors” 100
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I think I figured it out. Elon Musk took trying to do an impression of Tom Cruise on Oprah’s couch and made it his entire personality. 100
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Donald Trump wants so badly to be seen as a wartime leader in the mold of those of the past, but instead he will forever be remembered as a coward hiding in a catering truck. Compare to FDR, Churchill, and Stalin each traveling in 1943 to Tehran amid an ongoing assassination plot. 210
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This will make sense, I promise: TikTok is Facebook for Gen Z. 000
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026“Je suis Charlie Kirk, je porte la flamme.” Is this something ? 000
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026For what it’s worth, Trump doing Wile E. Coyote style projects all around DC is pretty funny 000
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The fundamental problem with “AI” is that its users ultimately start to think that they are either talking to God or that they are God. Meanwhile, the billionaire AI investors already know that they are God. 010
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Literally, every time I have to see that man look at his Fourth Reich city miniatures. Where’s the lie? #trumparch 000
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The president of the united states is talking about nuking an entire civilization at 7am in the morning, but I’m supposed to be worried about which student loan repayment plan I’m being forced to choose? 100
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Trump says he’s talking to someone “very nice” in Iran and that they sent him “a very big” present. Folks, has the president been catfished?? 010
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The Onion headline: Newly sentient Metaverse uses legs to jump off the roof of Silicon Valley headquarters. 110
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Hold up, if DK Country was created by a British studio, is Diddy Kong the archetypal chav? 000
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I went and picked up my dog’s ashes today, I miss him so much, I keep expecting to just seem him walking around in the sun in the morning when I open up the back patio door. 131
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026My dog died, I’m not handling it well. This shit is so hard 150
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Never expected this to happen but the Acast guy has surpassed the early 2000s “Next on HBO” guy for whitest sounding guy. 001
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I found the perfect policy platform for running for president in 2028: Convert Trump’s ballroom project into a King Kong style golden cage that Trump can be kept in and marveled at for the rest of his natural life (or until he climbs to the top of one of his favorite skyscrapers.) 110
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I heard Gavin Newsome wants us to “be more culturally normal” OK sir 🫡 this you though? And oh btw, for most of us, being our authentic trans/nonbinary selves is the most normal we’ve ever felt in our entire lives. 010
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Garry’s Mod + EMILYs List = Gary’s List 001
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Pam Bondi looks like more like a brick than I do *hashtag transgender* 010
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I got back on twitter just to post that ICE agents should do seppuku, and then I saw a post from a “leftist hot girl” about why she thinks the R word is OK and how people are being too sensitive. Weird thing to post and double down on. You know what’s not hot girl shit? ableism. 000
Reposted by CongressionalBaseballFanDemocratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Alex Pretti’s parents have retained Steve Schleicher, a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota convict Derek Chauvin in the George Floyd murder. Schleicher is taking the case pro bono. Renee Good’s family retained Romanucci & Blandin, the firm that represented Floyd’s family. ✊🇺🇸substack.comDonny Evans (@iamdonnyevans)🚨BREAKING: Alex Pretti’s parents have retained Steve Schleicher, a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota’s AG team convict Derek Chauvin in the George Floyd murder case. Schleicher—now at Mas... 20590239
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025The one truly fucked up thing about Circus Peanuts is not even the flavor or the texture, it’s that they are shaped like shelled peanuts, which are not fun to eat whole. 000
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Times are tough, but at least you can always burn your pre-screened credit offers to stay warm. 010
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Has Chris Matthews left New York yet? He better stay away from Central Park. 000
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 22/10/2025If you think about it, Mr. Blobby was the archetype for David Brent on The Office, a complete twat who thinks he’s the shit. 000
Reposted by CongressionalBaseballFanvrunt @vrunt.social · 10/09/2025some people will do ANYTHING to get out of a debate 31557
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I want to be clear, gum violence is never the answer. 010
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Every single White House proof of life picture right now. #whereistrump 041
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I dunno what it says about me but whenever I see someone out in the wild with a Shadow the Hedgehog sticker on their car I can’t help but think “oh they a freak huh?” jk I know exactly what is says about me. 020
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I got two vaccines and a blood draw today, that’s 3 different needle pokes, in the past I wouldn’t have been able to get through any of these without severe anxiety. Kinda proud of myself for getting through it all today ngl. 110
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Why do so many men on the internet DM you in the style of an Alice in Wonderland character? “How am I? I will tell you, but first you must solve my riddles three” 120
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 07/08/2025I really feel like Brianna Wu thinks that because she’s an insane person that every other trans person out there is just as insane she is. 010
Reposted by CongressionalBaseballFanThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2025From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral 783945444
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Trans girls will find one piece of clothing and then make all of their outfits with it for months. It’s me I’m trans girls. (Not apologizing for my overalls) 020
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Question for the white people who use the white skin tone emojis, you know, these 👍🏻👆🏻👌🏻; do y’all also use that tone for this one ✊? 000
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Andrew Cuomo continuing to run for nyc mayor as a third party will almost certainly hurt the Republican Curtis Sliwa more than it will Zohran Mamdani in November, and I dunno why, but that is so fuckin funny. 011
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I dunno how else to explain it but the BBQ sauce from McDonalds has a hint of garbage dumpster smell to it 000
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025They call it bittersweet chocolate but if we’re being honest, it could be a little more bitter, it’s mostly just sweet. You got this girl. 000
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I’ve seen so many conservative news stories this week like: Original Superman character Man on Street 5 says “this new Superman is too woke” 000
Reposted by CongressionalBaseballFanAlex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Anyone who is mad because they see Superman as an Anti-Zionist movie is telling on themselves 829031
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/07/2025You can literally be a lesbian and men will still “but you haven’t met me” 010
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/07/2025The MAGAs turning on Trump and each other was always what was going to happen. Every single right wing Facebook group the past 10 years is just a bunch of pdf file hunters constantly pointing the finger at each other and calling each other pdf files. 010
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025The best thing about watching 1970s rock music videos is how the singers always look just like somebody who would be singing their songs at karaoke 50 years later. 020
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Atherosclerosis could do the funniest thing right now. 010
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Do you ever get really high and then watch music videos from the 1980s and wonder if they were as high as back then you are now? 120
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 23/06/2025When reached for comment about Iran, Trump was heard expressing surprise the nuclear sites hadn’t already been destroyed because he saw Maverick and Goose Jr. do that 3 years ago. 000
Reposted by CongressionalBaseballFan"Street Wise She/Hercules" Ella Tailor $250/$700 @garaktailor.com · 13/04/2025Every rich person that sees this should find a Trans person on. This website and send them a thousand dollars because you can and we all need it. 10526441235
CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Trump’s big boy birthday parade looks more like Fyre Festival than Victory Day in Red Square. 030