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Culturally Jewish Cultural Marxist • ND • 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans NB • Pan Dulce-Sexual🏳️‍🌈 • Artist • Writer • Star Trek baseball fan #LeftIsBest ⚾️

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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did Denmark just Sheinbaum Trump with Greenland? “The deal” seems like the same security arrangement that the US already had.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gal Gadot’s acting career was a trial run for us accepting AI “actors”
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think I figured it out. Elon Musk took trying to do an impression of Tom Cruise on Oprah’s couch and made it his entire personality.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Donald Trump wants so badly to be seen as a wartime leader in the mold of those of the past, but instead he will forever be remembered as a coward hiding in a catering truck. Compare to FDR, Churchill, and Stalin each traveling in 1943 to Tehran amid an ongoing assassination plot.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This will make sense, I promise: TikTok is Facebook for Gen Z.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Je suis Charlie Kirk, je porte la flamme.” Is this something ?
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
For what it’s worth, Trump doing Wile E. Coyote style projects all around DC is pretty funny
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The fundamental problem with “AI” is that its users ultimately start to think that they are either talking to God or that they are God. Meanwhile, the billionaire AI investors already know that they are God.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Literally, every time I have to see that man look at his Fourth Reich city miniatures. Where’s the lie? #trumparch
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The president of the united states is talking about nuking an entire civilization at 7am in the morning, but I’m supposed to be worried about which student loan repayment plan I’m being forced to choose?
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Trump says he’s talking to someone “very nice” in Iran and that they sent him “a very big” present. Folks, has the president been catfished??
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Onion headline: Newly sentient Metaverse uses legs to jump off the roof of Silicon Valley headquarters.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hold up, if DK Country was created by a British studio, is Diddy Kong the archetypal chav?
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I went and picked up my dog’s ashes today, I miss him so much, I keep expecting to just seem him walking around in the sun in the morning when I open up the back patio door.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I fuckin miss my dog
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My dog died, I’m not handling it well. This shit is so hard
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Never expected this to happen but the Acast guy has surpassed the early 2000s “Next on HBO” guy for whitest sounding guy.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I found the perfect policy platform for running for president in 2028: Convert Trump’s ballroom project into a King Kong style golden cage that Trump can be kept in and marveled at for the rest of his natural life (or until he climbs to the top of one of his favorite skyscrapers.)
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I heard Gavin Newsome wants us to “be more culturally normal” OK sir 🫡 this you though? And oh btw, for most of us, being our authentic trans/nonbinary selves is the most normal we’ve ever felt in our entire lives.
Gavin Newsome and former wife and current MAGA has been Kimberly Guilfoyle sprawled out together on Ann Getty’s gaudy rug in garishly decorated San Francisco apartment for a magazine profile photo shoot
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Garry’s Mod + EMILYs List = Gary’s List
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Pam Bondi looks like more like a brick than I do *hashtag transgender*
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I got back on twitter just to post that ICE agents should do seppuku, and then I saw a post from a “leftist hot girl” about why she thinks the R word is OK and how people are being too sensitive. Weird thing to post and double down on. You know what’s not hot girl shit? ableism.
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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Alex Pretti’s parents have retained Steve Schleicher, a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota convict Derek Chauvin in the George Floyd murder. Schleicher is taking the case pro bono. Renee Good’s family retained Romanucci & Blandin, the firm that represented Floyd’s family. ✊🇺🇸
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🚨BREAKING: Alex Pretti’s parents have retained Steve Schleicher, a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota’s AG team convict Derek Chauvin in the George Floyd murder case. Schleicher—now at Mas...
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
The one truly fucked up thing about Circus Peanuts is not even the flavor or the texture, it’s that they are shaped like shelled peanuts, which are not fun to eat whole.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Times are tough, but at least you can always burn your pre-screened credit offers to stay warm.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Has Chris Matthews left New York yet? He better stay away from Central Park.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If you think about it, Mr. Blobby was the archetype for David Brent on The Office, a complete twat who thinks he’s the shit.
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 10/09/2025
some people will do ANYTHING to get out of a debate
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I want to be clear, gum violence is never the answer.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Every single White House proof of life picture right now. #whereistrump
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I dunno what it says about me but whenever I see someone out in the wild with a Shadow the Hedgehog sticker on their car I can’t help but think “oh they a freak huh?” jk I know exactly what is says about me.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I got two vaccines and a blood draw today, that’s 3 different needle pokes, in the past I wouldn’t have been able to get through any of these without severe anxiety. Kinda proud of myself for getting through it all today ngl.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Why do so many men on the internet DM you in the style of an Alice in Wonderland character? “How am I? I will tell you, but first you must solve my riddles three”
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I really feel like Brianna Wu thinks that because she’s an insane person that every other trans person out there is just as insane she is.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2025
From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral
From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Trans girls will find one piece of clothing and then make all of their outfits with it for months. It’s me I’m trans girls. (Not apologizing for my overalls)
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Question for the white people who use the white skin tone emojis, you know, these 👍🏻👆🏻👌🏻; do y’all also use that tone for this one ✊?
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Andrew Cuomo continuing to run for nyc mayor as a third party will almost certainly hurt the Republican Curtis Sliwa more than it will Zohran Mamdani in November, and I dunno why, but that is so fuckin funny.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I dunno how else to explain it but the BBQ sauce from McDonalds has a hint of garbage dumpster smell to it
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
They call it bittersweet chocolate but if we’re being honest, it could be a little more bitter, it’s mostly just sweet. You got this girl.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I’ve seen so many conservative news stories this week like: Original Superman character Man on Street 5 says “this new Superman is too woke”
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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Anyone who is mad because they see Superman as an Anti-Zionist movie is telling on themselves
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
You can literally be a lesbian and men will still “but you haven’t met me”
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The MAGAs turning on Trump and each other was always what was going to happen. Every single right wing Facebook group the past 10 years is just a bunch of pdf file hunters constantly pointing the finger at each other and calling each other pdf files.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The best thing about watching 1970s rock music videos is how the singers always look just like somebody who would be singing their songs at karaoke 50 years later.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Atherosclerosis could do the funniest thing right now.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Do you ever get really high and then watch music videos from the 1980s and wonder if they were as high as back then you are now?
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
When reached for comment about Iran, Trump was heard expressing surprise the nuclear sites hadn’t already been destroyed because he saw Maverick and Goose Jr. do that 3 years ago.
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"Street Wise She/Hercules" Ella Tailor $250/$700 @garaktailor.com · 13/04/2025
Every rich person that sees this should find a Trans person on. This website and send them a thousand dollars because you can and we all need it.
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CongressionalBaseballFan @congbaseballfan.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Trump’s big boy birthday parade looks more like Fyre Festival than Victory Day in Red Square.
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