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Commodore_Perry

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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like the Captain Zoom birthday songs except worse
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Florian Herold @florianherold.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My first Card for Reality Fracture, removal again! Love it! This one’s oil on primed wood. Artist Proofs available some time in October! Contact @donnycaltrider.bsky.social Magic the Gathering - Reality Fracture AD: @zackstella.bsky.social Thank you! ©️ @magic.wizards.com
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radley #1 jace fan @robotrad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As the OFFICIAL #1 Jace fan, I'm SO EXCITED to show off my first ever preview card for Reality Fracture! "Eye of Jace" is a humble uncommon and a wonderful Vorthos treat. AMAZING attention to detail! This set was truly made for Jace lovers 🥰 Thanks to Wizards for giving me this free preview card!
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Several days later: Welp...
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3433 is your handyman
A bunny handyman, with a wrench in hand, inspects a complicated system of pipes inside a wall or crawlspace. Two rats, locals of the area, look on, and there is also a chompy plant from Mario Bros. coming out of one pipe.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good thing for Opal that Lily's in her special ball pit prison because those are fightin' words.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's o-queso.
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Bree 🍄🦇🌿 @breebird33.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
worm fwend 💙🪱✨
digital illustration of a tarnished warrior wearing the while noble's set and blue hood from Elden Ring armed with a twinblade stands in a magical blue forest while holding the hand of large glowing blue worm point left.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cutting to Arty in the traffic 'copter: "It's a mess out here in the fridge area of the kitchen. A paper towel roll has been unraveled by one or two cats, sending a river of absorbent softness from cabinet to cabinet. Breakfast travelers are encouraged to try other routes while this is cleaned up."
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Shadey ✨ (comms open) @shadeykris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
a hug, if u need it. #art #animation #wolf #wolves
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
HAMES? I don't think so.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Has to be an Uber because no one can Lyft her.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Daily bunny no.3421 lost something down the drain
A bunny consults some rats in a muddy shallow sewer, looking down at them from a walkway with a metal ladder. One of the rats holds out a shining diamond ring to the bunny
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I couldn't figure out how to simply swap an ingredient and ended up with a dry burrito.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Forth Eorlingas? I haven't even had Third yet.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
He's hot. Oh and one more thing ...
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If I had problems controlling how much I eat, I know a catering truck would be the best and worst place to hide.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
That's what I'm remembering from podcasts. The block would start off with the Phyrexian plane, but only revealing it was Mirrodin at the end. Instead, the block shifted from mostly Mirrorin, to an even-ish split, to mostly Phyrexian as they took over.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When in doubt, rhyme with "groin".
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bourbourygmous Enrauged
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They really didn't like the recent MLB trades.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Old Fogey (UNH) keeps the protection just in case.
The card "Old Fogey" from the 2004 un-set Unhinged (UNH #106). GG for a 7/7 Dinosaur creature with a number of odd keywords. One of those keywords is "protection from Homarids"
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Bree 🍄🦇🌿 @breebird33.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
widdle mushroom goil 🍄‍🟫✨
sketch of a figure with trumpet-shaped fungi for a head stands by some rocks and foliage in a dress, sweater, and shawl, holding a small basket
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🆒 comic
4 panel comic of two guys talking —
👨‍🦰- your problem is you overthink everything 
👨‍🦲 - really? I assumed it was being born into an economic system that removes my humanity and grinds profit out of my suffering 
👨‍🦰- wow so many words
👨‍🦲- but do you agree?
👨‍🦰- man, I ain’t reading all that
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Cheryl Reeve, winningest coach in WNBA history, defends transgender athletes against sports bans. “Exclusion is never the answer. Separate isn’t equal. Trans lives matter.” 💗🏳️‍⚧️💗🏀💗
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Adding to wishlist for further review later. ... but for a minute I thought "on Steam" was part of the title. Not the sharpest knife in the chandelier.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine."
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@kira.nerys
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Bree 🍄🦇🌿 @breebird33.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
LRT if you have not seen ATTACK THE BLOCK I highly recommend amending that ASAP!!!
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eshpur @eshpur.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣
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sanzuniur (cmms open) @sanzuniur.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
year of silence
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So, with a seemingly lethal attack in one hand, and you tapped out with no cards in hand in the other, I ask you: Do you pass priority?
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Bandicoot Crumplezone?
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That gif would have been what humanity would show to aliens in order to prove we have value in the universe.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Imminent learning
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"saucer-shaped reentry pod" you say? Is this actually a shuttle for ETs?
Black and white photo of the World Expo Observatory Towers in New York, referenced in the movie Men in Black as alien ships disguised as architecture.
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Spongebob Squarepants Bullied by Flatts
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Bullied by Flatts
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Which story arc had this Hulk and where can I read it?
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
VLC 🤝 Scotland
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I care a lot about this.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy pride
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Ashley Ruhl @ashleyruhl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride you beautiful nerds ilu 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 💜
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Commodore_Perry @commodoreperry.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🍦 refill
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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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