Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i would simply grab the chimp by the feet and then beyblade it into oblivionstatic.klipy.comMario vs. Bowser in Super Mario 64ALT: Mario vs. Bowser in Super Mario 64 010 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i'd honestly be such a fucking sexy bombshell of a mercenary though big boss hire me 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 25/08/2026guy at the grocery store said i'm ridiculous for spending the same amount on 2lbs of short grain rice when i could buy 10lbs of bitchass fucking shit basmati rice for the same price fuck you, i'm making risotto??? 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i found some nice crutches by the dumpster down the street tonight and if they're still there when i go out for candy later i will grab them and they will be mine 010 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i gave goku energy for those spirit bombs so i deserve a little ki blast of my fucking own i dare say 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 17/06/2026it sucks that dragonball isn't for realsies because i could probably throw a pretty sick ki blast at this point in my life 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 02/06/2026it's up to $200 a session in my town when it used to be $100 a few years back shit's nuts! 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 02/06/2026i call it the yellow room to piss off my niece and nephew "tell me what you guys want for dinner or i'll send you to the yellow room" i genuinely don't understand it 110 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 27/05/2026kids are legitimately the funniest thing ever they can be like "why does she look like a girl but talk like a boy" and i can reply "mixup at the factory, non-union workers, eh?" and they'll just nod "mmhhmmm onion workers" 010 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 20/05/2026i've got these longass dancer legs and just nothing has ever fit once 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 20/05/2026i hate basmati rice so much it's unbelievable 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 04/05/2026alan ritchson stabbing those nazis in ungentlemanly warfare sent me niece into a complete giggling fit just genuinely lost her shit 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 01/05/2026i like to pretend like losing 20 points of guardsman to a daemon prince in melee was a tactical mistake on my part so that the other player does it more often 020 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 25/04/2026this is what i see every time i close my eyes now them, mocking memedia.tenor.coma rat is dancing on a black background in a 3d animation .ALT: a rat is dancing on a black background in a 3d animation . 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 25/04/2026i thought that said chip dips i've had some shit nacho cheese dips 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 22/04/2026"oh here comes another felon aunt lily story" she watches this hazbin hotel mysterical cyber circus shit and then she gets all snippy at me whenever i try to impart street knowledge 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i wanna play kotor 2 again black robes silver lightsaber force storm but full lightside because fuck that bald jedi prick 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 13/04/2026i went hiking with a friend for my birthday and i forgot to pack food and sunscreen so all i had that morning was a white monster and a large double double and i almost fought a forest chicken 010 0
Reposted by Commissar LilyFrogCass @frogcass.bsky.social · 12/04/2026When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes. 5155602250 0
Reposted by Commissar LilySupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 12/04/2026In Donkey Kong Country Returns, a rare glitch can occur upon visiting Cranky Kong, where he will refuse to talk to Donkey Kong and instead sit in silence forever. The player will be unable to leave his shop, requiring the game to be reset. 301474272 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 09/04/2026every time unless i have bread, in which case i just soak the bread in it 120 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 04/04/2026bright is on the waymedia.tenor.coma cartoon character with red hair is wearing a blue and red jacketALT: a cartoon character with red hair is wearing a blue and red jacket 110 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 31/03/2026wha the fuck have i done to these sentrences 010 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 31/03/2026"it's 4am and that bitch is still radiohead and civilization v" what they don't know is how good i am civilization v 120 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 31/03/2026i have fresh neighbors and i hope they don't think my music is bad 020 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 30/03/2026i made apple date fritters and i think each one is like 900 calories 030 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 30/03/2026ruby is genuinely intimidated by this yorkie down the road and i can't understand why, but this dog stares HARD at ruby 010 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 30/03/2026the endgame is war glory and evil historical wives (i can save them) 000 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 30/03/2026the lily endgame is to become such a legend that they make me into either a figma or a nendoroid so that i may smooch fate grand orders but for real 020 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 19/03/2026oh don't do that, i put it on my balls once and it hurt for like half a day 010 0
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 17/02/2026he could phreak the phones and get you free long distance 000 0
