Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i would simply grab the chimp by the feet and then beyblade it into oblivionstatic.klipy.comMario vs. Bowser in Super Mario 64ALT: Mario vs. Bowser in Super Mario 64 010
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i'd honestly be such a fucking sexy bombshell of a mercenary though big boss hire me 000
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 25/08/2026guy at the grocery store said i'm ridiculous for spending the same amount on 2lbs of short grain rice when i could buy 10lbs of bitchass fucking shit basmati rice for the same price fuck you, i'm making risotto??? 000
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i found some nice crutches by the dumpster down the street tonight and if they're still there when i go out for candy later i will grab them and they will be mine 010
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i gave goku energy for those spirit bombs so i deserve a little ki blast of my fucking own i dare say 000
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 17/06/2026it sucks that dragonball isn't for realsies because i could probably throw a pretty sick ki blast at this point in my life 000
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 27/05/2026kids are legitimately the funniest thing ever they can be like "why does she look like a girl but talk like a boy" and i can reply "mixup at the factory, non-union workers, eh?" and they'll just nod "mmhhmmm onion workers" 010
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 20/05/2026i hate basmati rice so much it's unbelievable 000
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 04/05/2026alan ritchson stabbing those nazis in ungentlemanly warfare sent me niece into a complete giggling fit just genuinely lost her shit 000
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 25/04/2026this is what i see every time i close my eyes now them, mocking memedia.tenor.coma rat is dancing on a black background in a 3d animation .ALT: a rat is dancing on a black background in a 3d animation . 000
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 22/04/2026"oh here comes another felon aunt lily story" she watches this hazbin hotel mysterical cyber circus shit and then she gets all snippy at me whenever i try to impart street knowledge 000
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i wanna play kotor 2 again black robes silver lightsaber force storm but full lightside because fuck that bald jedi prick 000
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 13/04/2026i went hiking with a friend for my birthday and i forgot to pack food and sunscreen so all i had that morning was a white monster and a large double double and i almost fought a forest chicken 010
Reposted by Commissar LilyFrogCass @frogcass.bsky.social · 12/04/2026When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes. 5155642253
Reposted by Commissar LilySupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 12/04/2026In Donkey Kong Country Returns, a rare glitch can occur upon visiting Cranky Kong, where he will refuse to talk to Donkey Kong and instead sit in silence forever. The player will be unable to leave his shop, requiring the game to be reset. 301474271
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 31/03/2026"it's 4am and that bitch is still radiohead and civilization v" what they don't know is how good i am civilization v 120
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 31/03/2026i have fresh neighbors and i hope they don't think my music is bad 020
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 30/03/2026i made apple date fritters and i think each one is like 900 calories 030
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 30/03/2026ruby is genuinely intimidated by this yorkie down the road and i can't understand why, but this dog stares HARD at ruby 010
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 30/03/2026the endgame is war glory and evil historical wives (i can save them) 000
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 30/03/2026the lily endgame is to become such a legend that they make me into either a figma or a nendoroid so that i may smooch fate grand orders but for real 020
Reposted by Commissar LilyMicah Ulrich @micahulrich.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Get to the point(s). Work in progress! 29321
Reposted by Commissar LilyJOY!! WHIMSY!! EUPHORIA 🎉🎉🎉🎉 @jovialbeing.bsky.social · 16/01/2026big papa huge time is a jovial…JUBILANT cat as proven by his big grin and closed eyes…whenever you can, be happy like big papa huge time! he is happy and joyous, enjoying the moment; just like how you should allow yourself to be! be like big papa huge time! 131356597
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 25/01/202646 more days until i can sleep on my side again 010
Reposted by Commissar LilySupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains. 5042001211
Commissar Lily @commissarlily.bsky.social · 17/01/2026i remembered my password and i got boob implants on thursday fucking ow 010
